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in a warm robin reliant tail pipe that's his boyfriends name Robin reliant he has two arms and one leg |
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on a black leather bouncy castle |
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I always wanted a reliant scimitar. Dunno why, big back window maybe? |
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looks brill and cool name |
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Funny how progressives use homosexuality as a slur. It's cum off a duck's back to me, the chances of me finding a man's hairy bumhole appealing, or the thought of a pair of grisly balls slapping against my buttocks anything other than abhorrent, are zero. What I do find interesting about Gay Men is how they get a free pass in the workplace to talk about sex in a way that would see a straight male sent straight to HR for a fucking bollocking. I appreciate that by me talking about "the workplace" to you lot is the same as saying "when you're on fucking Mars". |
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you've never discussed felching loudly around the water cooler? |
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If i was gay I'd be roundly applauded for being so brave. If I loudly went about cumming some bird's afro I'd be looking for another job. |
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*in True story, you know how you get thoughts that are just unbidden but perfectly formed; I was working at M&S HQ once and there was this mixed-race bit of skirt with the whole corkscrew afro bit (see any advert produced in the last 2 years) and I just thought, with crystal clarity, what would it be like to pop my knob in there? I then went on to mediate about class, race, power systems, privilege Yadda Yadda. |
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that's quite specific, is that something you regularly get up to? an afro kink? |
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Kinky afro? No... well, I don't know. I do want to delve too deeply into any colonial sex, and at the same time I'm not one of these "race traitor" types (as in I will put it *anywhere* with no thoughts of preserving any race traits) It's a fucking minefield. |
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do you have a collection of antique Victorian era daguerreotype of African tribal women with pendulous breasts? |
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i sense strong gay energy from this thread |
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like lots of gay feelings |
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Darmok and Jalad… at Tanagra. his buttocks wide open |
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Is that a dig? |
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who? |
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It's cum off a duck's back to me, the chances of me finding a man's hairy bumhole appealing, or the thought of a pair of grisly balls slapping against my buttocks anything other than abhorrent, are zero. roger roger roger I didn't think you were actually literally a gay homoman until now but I guess |
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"a pair of grisly balls slapping against my buttocks" lol |
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i have to speak out for roger's hetero credentials here. i've met our lovable nosferatu-faced relic, slept in the same bed with him, and he didn't bring up "grisly balls" once, nor fondle mine in the night. that i know of. totally ball-free encounter |
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I met him at a hotel, I was not very well. It was wet, there were puddles. No sex but we did have a cuddle. |
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"upon meeting we shared a chaste kiss. though we slept in close proximity at no time did our balls touch for longer than ten seconds" - anonymous |
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are we sure no roofies were involved? or maybe this meeting happened during the time u used to enjoy benzos |
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this was pre-benzobelb, i had a spliff in the hotel room and was mildly concerned about the smell. we had pint cans of stella too, i guess he could've spiked mine in the hopes of cupping my sac but horsefactory would have noticed i hope. it is quite blurry now, this was years back |
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Slightly damp towel pushed under the door. They all do it when on tour. A roadie taught me that. |
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"nosferatu-faced relic" - ::#Sweating while laughing emoji:: I honestly can't argue with that, I might put that on my CV. |
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I disagree. Our meeting had something really flirty about it. |
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