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belb is a fucking fag
 

offline mohamed on 2019-11-15 01:10 [#02589142]
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offline mohamed on 2019-11-15 01:21 [#02589143]
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what did you do, you pushed a pencil into one eye


 

offline mohamed on 2019-11-15 01:32 [#02589144]
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do tell tony humphries


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-11-15 01:37 [#02589145]
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kind of baffling you'd roll out of your lean-to and say,
"why, yes, belb, by gosh he does have it coming"

i honestly suspect you're just bored.


 

offline mohamed on 2019-11-15 01:42 [#02589146]
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are you a male or a female


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-11-15 02:11 [#02589149]
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i have a cock and absolutely zero desire to transition to a
vagina.


 

online belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-11-15 02:13 [#02589150]
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i hope you feel better soon mohamed. what sent you into this
weird tailspin anyway?

(it was a pen not a pencil)


 

offline mohamed on 2019-11-15 02:15 [#02589151]
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you have hundreds right

where, in the south?


 

offline mohamed on 2019-11-15 02:16 [#02589153]
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ima gun you down


 

online belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-11-15 02:18 [#02589154]
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100e pendlebury road, m27 4bf. i'll be waiting


 

offline Tony Danza from Cats! on 2019-11-15 02:24 [#02589155]
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this is the most coherent mohamed has been for months, if he
kills you take comfort that it has been therapeutic for him


 

offline mohamed on 2019-11-15 02:27 [#02589156]
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t'accoppo se hai messo in palestina pezzo di merda


 

offline Tony Danza from Cats! on 2019-11-15 02:29 [#02589157]
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oops I jinxed it


 

online belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-11-15 02:33 [#02589158]
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i think by "ima gun you down" he means "ima have an impotent
online hissyfit the cry myself to sleep sucking my thumb and
pretending it's belb's penis" but he can't quite articulate
it


 

offline mohamed on 2019-11-15 02:35 [#02589159]
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si si, ci vediamo pezzo di merda


 

online belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-11-15 02:40 [#02589160]
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Flights to Manchester
From Milan · 2h 5 m+
11 non-stop flights daily
from £32


do you need directions when you get here?


 

online belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-11-15 02:45 [#02589161]
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all this billy big bollocks act from a guy who's too ashamed
to even stay logged in


 

offline mohamed on 2019-11-15 02:46 [#02589162]
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sei morto


 

online belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-11-15 02:52 [#02589163]
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it pleases me to imagine your clenched, sweaty fists
pounding the keys
why don't you go kiss yr little doggy goodnight and try to
get some sleep, you've got an early flight to catch


 

offline mohamed on 2019-11-15 02:52 [#02589164]
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i follow you belb


 

online belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-11-15 02:53 [#02589165]
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well fuck, line breaks just make that look silly


 

offline mohamed on 2019-11-15 02:54 [#02589166]
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min, ziad?


 

online belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-11-15 02:58 [#02589167]
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i'm a quivering wreck mo, i really am. let's see if you
arrive here tomorrow with yr imaginary gun and yr imaginary
set of grievances


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-11-15 03:09 [#02589168]
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there was this old aphex twin interview in which sir dick
described j. g. thrilwell trying to psych him out.

"i'm going to kill you. tonight" he promises

"i'll bet you a hundred quid you don't" the aphex retorts

the next morning: "hey, i'm still alive, i'm still alive.
where's my hundred quid?"

i think there was some comment about him worrying he might
sock him but not that worried


 

offline mohamed on 2019-11-15 03:15 [#02589169]
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grazie coglione ci vediamo quando ti scende


 

online belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-11-15 03:22 [#02589171]
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"see you when you get off"

you expect me to fly to you? laziest death threat ever


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-11-15 03:29 [#02589172]
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maybe it's the translation but that phrase could mean some
other fings


 

online belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-11-15 03:38 [#02589174]
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i'm assuming he meant get off a plane, or it could mean when
i get off work? (mo, i don't work). or when i next have a
wank maybe? orgasm voyeur mohamed seems preferable to
gun-toting mohamed, marginally, i guess


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-11-15 03:42 [#02589175]
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i don't know anything about italian except what i can
vaguely extract from like five or six years of being the
world's worst latin student. going on a limb, it seems to
center on the verb. google translate is all "see you when
you get off." is that as ambiguous in italian as it is in
english? i cannot say


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-11-15 03:43 [#02589176]
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it would be completely fair if mohamed was pulling some
clever pun after years of my english wordplay driving him
batshit


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-11-15 03:45 [#02589177]
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stupid fucking cicero always running on about he saved the
senate.
shut up already


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2019-11-15 10:26 [#02589182]
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I don't like this thread.


 

online belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-11-15 10:30 [#02589184]
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i am indifferent to it really. not expecting to be shot
anytime soon


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2019-11-15 10:52 [#02589190]
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Yeah I know, it's just sad isn't it


 

offline Roger Wilco from Island of Cannibal Sodom on 2019-11-15 11:01 [#02589194]
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I think Mo' makes a valid point, sorry if that upsets
anyone.


 

offline DADONCK from here on 2019-11-15 11:02 [#02589195]
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somebody he loved must have hurt his feelings really bad, so
when he feels bad he tries to hurt the feelings of others on
here, cause he knows their vulnerable parts, their live
stories

i guess his relationship with his mom was not the easiest. i
also guess he had a time where he took drugs that were not
really good for his state of mind

he should talk to some friends away from the computer

he definitely likes attention, good or bad it doesnt seem to
matter


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-11-15 11:04 [#02589197]
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that's rich from someone who lives in a pink Wendy house!


 

offline DADONCK from here on 2019-11-15 11:12 [#02589198]
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you seem to be the mo expert
so what is the point exactly?


 

online belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-11-15 11:13 [#02589199]
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*flounces out of thread trailling a string of bum beads*


 

offline mohamed on 2019-11-15 11:19 [#02589200]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline Roger Wilco from Island of Cannibal Sodom on 2019-11-15 11:31 [#02589201]
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People keep saying "what's the matter with Mo'?". Putting
your own values on him, projecting your 1 Dimensional sorry
personas onto him.

He makes perfect sense. Had you but the ears and wit to
listen you'd understand. But no, on you go, chuntering on.

It's all useless.


 

offline mohamed on 2019-11-15 11:33 [#02589202]
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at the holdiday Inn.


 

online belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-11-15 11:43 [#02589206]
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are you on holdiday?

a holdiday to kill ol' belbykins?


 

offline mohamed on 2019-11-15 11:46 [#02589208]
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my mother was killed by yasser ziati


 

offline DADONCK from here on 2019-11-15 11:47 [#02589209]
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first you must become a famous rapper in germany
thats how its written in the koran

LAZY_TITLE


 

offline DADONCK from here on 2019-11-15 11:55 [#02589210]
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ok, so you're not a mo expert. nevermind



 

offline mohamed on 2019-11-15 11:55 [#02589211]
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ti fai una busta e mi picchi ricchione


 

offline DADONCK from here on 2019-11-15 11:57 [#02589212]
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halt Deine Backen Du Wurstkopp


 

offline mohamed on 2019-11-15 12:04 [#02589213]
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'My mother was killed' by Yasser Ziati


 

online belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-11-15 12:07 [#02589214]
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we heard you the first time and didn't give a tinker's toss
mate


 


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