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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2019-11-15 01:10 [#02589142]
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2019-11-15 01:21 [#02589143]
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what did you do, you pushed a pencil into one eye
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2019-11-15 01:32 [#02589144]
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do tell tony humphries
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2019-11-15 01:37 [#02589145]
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kind of baffling you'd roll out of your lean-to and say, "why, yes, belb, by gosh he does have it coming"
i honestly suspect you're just bored.
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2019-11-15 01:42 [#02589146]
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are you a male or a female
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2019-11-15 02:11 [#02589149]
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i have a cock and absolutely zero desire to transition to a vagina.
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belb
from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-11-15 02:13 [#02589150]
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i hope you feel better soon mohamed. what sent you into this weird tailspin anyway?
(it was a pen not a pencil)
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2019-11-15 02:15 [#02589151]
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you have hundreds right
where, in the south?
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2019-11-15 02:16 [#02589153]
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ima gun you down
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belb
from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-11-15 02:18 [#02589154]
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100e pendlebury road, m27 4bf. i'll be waiting
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Tony Danza
from NAFO Suicide Hotline on 2019-11-15 02:24 [#02589155]
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this is the most coherent mohamed has been for months, if he kills you take comfort that it has been therapeutic for him
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2019-11-15 02:27 [#02589156]
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t'accoppo se hai messo in palestina pezzo di merda
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Tony Danza
from NAFO Suicide Hotline on 2019-11-15 02:29 [#02589157]
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oops I jinxed it
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belb
from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-11-15 02:33 [#02589158]
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i think by "ima gun you down" he means "ima have an impotent online hissyfit the cry myself to sleep sucking my thumb and pretending it's belb's penis" but he can't quite articulate it
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2019-11-15 02:35 [#02589159]
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si si, ci vediamo pezzo di merda
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belb
from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-11-15 02:40 [#02589160]
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Flights to Manchester From Milan · 2h 5 m+ 11 non-stop flights daily from £32
do you need directions when you get here?
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belb
from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-11-15 02:45 [#02589161]
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all this billy big bollocks act from a guy who's too ashamed to even stay logged in
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2019-11-15 02:46 [#02589162]
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sei morto
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belb
from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-11-15 02:52 [#02589163]
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it pleases me to imagine your clenched, sweaty fists pounding the keys
why don't you go kiss yr little doggy goodnight and try to get some sleep, you've got an early flight to catch
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2019-11-15 02:52 [#02589164]
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i follow you belb
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belb
from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-11-15 02:53 [#02589165]
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well fuck, line breaks just make that look silly
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2019-11-15 02:54 [#02589166]
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min, ziad?
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belb
from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-11-15 02:58 [#02589167]
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i'm a quivering wreck mo, i really am. let's see if you arrive here tomorrow with yr imaginary gun and yr imaginary set of grievances
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2019-11-15 03:09 [#02589168]
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there was this old aphex twin interview in which sir dick described j. g. thrilwell trying to psych him out.
"i'm going to kill you. tonight" he promises
"i'll bet you a hundred quid you don't" the aphex retorts
the next morning: "hey, i'm still alive, i'm still alive. where's my hundred quid?"
i think there was some comment about him worrying he might sock him but not that worried
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2019-11-15 03:15 [#02589169]
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grazie coglione ci vediamo quando ti scende
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belb
from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-11-15 03:22 [#02589171]
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"see you when you get off"
you expect me to fly to you? laziest death threat ever
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2019-11-15 03:29 [#02589172]
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maybe it's the translation but that phrase could mean some other fings
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belb
from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-11-15 03:38 [#02589174]
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i'm assuming he meant get off a plane, or it could mean when i get off work? (mo, i don't work). or when i next have a wank maybe? orgasm voyeur mohamed seems preferable to gun-toting mohamed, marginally, i guess
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2019-11-15 03:42 [#02589175]
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i don't know anything about italian except what i can vaguely extract from like five or six years of being the world's worst latin student. going on a limb, it seems to center on the verb. google translate is all "see you when you get off." is that as ambiguous in italian as it is in english? i cannot say
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2019-11-15 03:43 [#02589176]
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it would be completely fair if mohamed was pulling some clever pun after years of my english wordplay driving him batshit
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2019-11-15 03:45 [#02589177]
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stupid fucking cicero always running on about he saved the senate.
shut up already
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Indeksical
from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2019-11-15 10:26 [#02589182]
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I don't like this thread.
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belb
from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-11-15 10:30 [#02589184]
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i am indifferent to it really. not expecting to be shot anytime soon
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Indeksical
from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2019-11-15 10:52 [#02589190]
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Yeah I know, it's just sad isn't it
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Roger Wilco
from Mo's Beans on 2019-11-15 11:01 [#02589194]
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I think Mo' makes a valid point, sorry if that upsets anyone.
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DADONCK
from here on 2019-11-15 11:02 [#02589195]
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somebody he loved must have hurt his feelings really bad, so when he feels bad he tries to hurt the feelings of others on here, cause he knows their vulnerable parts, their live stories
i guess his relationship with his mom was not the easiest. i also guess he had a time where he took drugs that were not really good for his state of mind
he should talk to some friends away from the computer
he definitely likes attention, good or bad it doesnt seem to matter
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-11-15 11:04 [#02589197]
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that's rich from someone who lives in a pink Wendy house!
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DADONCK
from here on 2019-11-15 11:12 [#02589198]
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you seem to be the mo expert so what is the point exactly?
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belb
from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-11-15 11:13 [#02589199]
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*flounces out of thread trailling a string of bum beads*
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2019-11-15 11:19 [#02589200]
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LAZY_TITLE
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Roger Wilco
from Mo's Beans on 2019-11-15 11:31 [#02589201]
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People keep saying "what's the matter with Mo'?". Putting your own values on him, projecting your 1 Dimensional sorry personas onto him.
He makes perfect sense. Had you but the ears and wit to listen you'd understand. But no, on you go, chuntering on.
It's all useless.
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2019-11-15 11:33 [#02589202]
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at the holdiday Inn.
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belb
from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-11-15 11:43 [#02589206]
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are you on holdiday?
a holdiday to kill ol' belbykins?
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2019-11-15 11:46 [#02589208]
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my mother was killed by yasser ziati
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DADONCK
from here on 2019-11-15 11:47 [#02589209]
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first you must become a famous rapper in germany thats how its written in the koran
LAZY_TITLE
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DADONCK
from here on 2019-11-15 11:55 [#02589210]
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ok, so you're not a mo expert. nevermind
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2019-11-15 11:55 [#02589211]
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ti fai una busta e mi picchi ricchione
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DADONCK
from here on 2019-11-15 11:57 [#02589212]
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halt Deine Backen Du Wurstkopp
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2019-11-15 12:04 [#02589213]
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'My mother was killed' by Yasser Ziati
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belb
from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-11-15 12:07 [#02589214]
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we heard you the first time and didn't give a tinker's toss mate
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