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Classic Oligarch CEO Social Engineering Songs

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2019-10-16 21:39 [#02587715]
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As captive consumers, we've doubtlessly heard this song
countless times while shopping for food we're not allowed to
grow. Just listen to this shit man... feel how it worms its
way into the contours of your brain folds, it's like Richard
Simmons and Mr Bean on both sides of your brain, humping it.
Think about this... at some point, and probably currently,
people waited through commercial breaks on the radio to
listen to this song... this song... was the reward for
listening to commercials. Can you imagine people who pay to
attend "Chicago"s concert? They are so far gone, so
hopelessly institutionalized that one wonders how it's even
possible. Imagine a lineup of all these people, it's gotta
top people of walmart, gotta top man babies. His voice
sounds like a sloth-dolphin mixed with a muppet in a sort of
reverb blur, which is really a micro fast echo, very
carefully chosen or crafted by the new world order to ensure
millions of copies of the lyrics are fired at the social
engineering targets. I bet I know why all the stores play
this, building codes! Just like they regulate every nail and
piece of wood, they regulate the music that can be played in
the buildings. It's illegal not to play this song in
a store! I get it now!


offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-10-16 22:12 [#02587718]
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never heard this song before in my life


offline Roger Wilco from Mo's Beans on 2019-10-16 23:55 [#02587734]
Points: 1168 Status: Lurker

Let's say you're allowed to grow your own food.

Are you going to grow your own food?


offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-10-17 00:23 [#02587739]
Points: 15906 Status: Addict

fuck no
too much effort
especially for meat


offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2019-10-17 03:37 [#02587748]
Points: 21386 Status: Regular

Trees give free fruit, only humanity would turn free gifts
from nature into something you have to repeatedly buy.


offline Roger Wilco from Mo's Beans on 2019-10-17 07:29 [#02587750]
Points: 1168 Status: Lurker | Followup to w M w: #02587748

They bring in a dirty great big basket of fruit to my
workplace twice a week. I've never had so many kiwis.


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