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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2019-10-16 21:39 [#02587715]
Points: 21419 Status: Regular
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As captive consumers, we've doubtlessly heard this song countless times while shopping for food we're not allowed to grow. Just listen to this shit man... feel how it worms its way into the contours of your brain folds, it's like Richard Simmons and Mr Bean on both sides of your brain, humping it. Think about this... at some point, and probably currently, people waited through commercial breaks on the radio to listen to this song... this song... was the reward for listening to commercials. Can you imagine people who pay to attend "Chicago"s concert? They are so far gone, so hopelessly institutionalized that one wonders how it's even possible. Imagine a lineup of all these people, it's gotta top people of walmart, gotta top man babies. His voice sounds like a sloth-dolphin mixed with a muppet in a sort of reverb blur, which is really a micro fast echo, very carefully chosen or crafted by the new world order to ensure millions of copies of the lyrics are fired at the social engineering targets. I bet I know why all the stores play this, building codes! Just like they regulate every nail and piece of wood, they regulate the music that can be played in the buildings. It's illegal not to play this song in a store! I get it now!
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2019-10-16 22:12 [#02587718]
Points: 25264 Status: Regular
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never heard this song before in my life
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Roger Wilco
from Mo's Beans on 2019-10-16 23:55 [#02587734]
Points: 1997 Status: Regular
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Let's say you're allowed to grow your own food.
Are you going to grow your own food?
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2019-10-17 00:23 [#02587739]
Points: 25264 Status: Regular
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fuck no too much effort especially for meat
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2019-10-17 03:37 [#02587748]
Points: 21419 Status: Regular
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Trees give free fruit, only humanity would turn free gifts from nature into something you have to repeatedly buy.
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Roger Wilco
from Mo's Beans on 2019-10-17 07:29 [#02587750]
Points: 1997 Status: Regular | Followup to w M w: #02587748
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They bring in a dirty great big basket of fruit to my workplace twice a week. I've never had so many kiwis.
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