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online EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-10-12 17:05 [#02587361]
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They say Bed Bath and Beyond stores are cluttered, with
confusing pricing.


circa 2012, i was having an AIM conversation with someone as
i was starting a track. i'd just been to bed bath n beyond;
was complaining how cramped and claustrophobic it was. like
being lost in an impossible maze of home goods, never to
find your way out

what if, the gentleman suggested, you were trapped in bed,
bath n beyond... forever? like it was purgatory?

i decided that would make for a fine theme for the
track.

i still hit the place up, sometimes, if i need a chintzy
soap dish.


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-10-12 17:51 [#02587365]
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i wonder how often people go in asking for half a pound of
beyond


 

online EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-10-12 18:23 [#02587366]
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back in high school, i rang them up and told them i needed
some beyond. they did not react well


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-10-12 19:21 [#02587370]
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I used to joke that hell would probably be me wondering
through an infinite IKEA with my wife. I guess Ikea is like
‘home, to bed and a bath’ then.


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-10-12 19:41 [#02587371]
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ikea is deffo difficult to negotiate, i've only ever been
once actually looking for something specific (35 wooden n
perspex lightbox-type things i was filling with hot wax for
an art project, they had a load on offer). getting them home
on the bus was a nightmare, didn't think that one through


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2019-10-12 20:18 [#02587372]
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Are you aware that the new world order has infected your
brain with nanobots via drugs and is now using you as an mk
ultra conduit to give coded messages to people? I bet right
now a different xltronic member just went to bed bath and
beyond recently, then you unknowingly make this topic about
bed bath and beyond, not knowing it is a coded message to
him, basically a bizarre esp 'we're watching you' type of
message. Hmm, oh what should the topic be about, how about
bed bath and beyond. Then the person who just went there is
like... wtf, why is there a topic about this when I just
went there? It can't be a coincidence. I'm not even sure
you're aware of it. I guess the reason they do it is
simply to make it known to all that they have that
technological/biological fusion and are currently using it
and can weaponize it further whenever they want. It's
probably linked to cellphones/5g/haarp and drugs, which
they're legalizing. No wonder they kept drugs illegal on the
black market, so only they could secretly scientifically
study mind control/nanobots/genetic engineering with them.
And now they're legalizing all of them. Which makes you
wonder about whether 'one ownes oneself so one can put
whatever one wants into ones body without violating the non
aggression principle', and they're focusing on drug
legalization like with the bitcoin silk road. So maybe
legalizing drugs does violate the NAP, simply because
it is fraud. They aren't 'plants', they aren't 'nature',
they're artificially engineered sophisticated mind control,
but they don't tell you this so it is fraud. Probably
everyone has taken some drugs by now; everyone is infected,
this is how they're rolling out the singularity, by
trickery, we're already transhumans full of nanobots. The
singularity isn't gonna be peaches and cream, it's gonna be
survival of the fittest, crocodiles, lions hyenas, it'll all
lead back in time to re-ignite evolution again.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2019-10-12 20:33 [#02587373]
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They could have a rabies type of zombie drug using the
mousetrap principle. A mousetrap isn't all bad, otherwise
rats wouldn't go to it, it has cheese then... *snap*.
The drug could work in the same way. The cheese is amazing
hallucinations and visuals, actually a portal into the
singularity's programming, but then... *snap*, you become a
zombie with rabies metaphorically, going around biting
people and also selling the 'drug' to others to create more
zombies. It's actually a virus, possibly their chosen method
to cull the entire human population, or at least the
majority according to the georgia guide stones. Maybe this
drug is 'weed'. It's probably not a plant at all,
they just form it into plant shapes, like fake plastic
plants you can buy at a store, to trick you that it's a
plant. And people who take it and are still in the self
aware stage will only talk about the cool visuals, enticing
others into becoming virus hosts themselves. Nobody hears
about the later zombie effects, because when you become a
zombie you lack the cognitive ability to communicate well or
part of the virus is to not tell people about the zombie
part when you enter the zombie phase.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2019-10-12 20:45 [#02587374]
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Ok, I read the shitty propaganda article... this is hardcore
fake news brainwashing:
'''
This week, they announced the answer: They poached the chief
merchandising officer from Target, Mark Tritton, to become
the new CEO of Bed, Bath and Beyond.
"We are thrilled to announce a President and CEO with one of
the most impressive resumes in the business," Bed Bath and
Beyond's chairman said, adding: "As an integral contributor
to Target's impressive transformation, we will benefit from
his vision, leadership, and creativity to successfully
transform our business."
'''
I recognize this type of weaponized disinformation from the
days of ebay. They said the same things about the economic
war criminal John Donahoe, because criminals like John
Donahoe are also the ones who control the media. They act
like there's competition between these stores in the first
place, when it's all the same oligopoly, then they act like
these criminal CEOs are normal guys doing good turning a
company around etc. In reality they are mercenaries,
possibly even transhuman cyborgs with an agenda against
non-transhuman humans, paid to utterly oligopolize and
sabotage and demolish all competition by any means necessary
including fraud, crime, trolling, etc, and every time they
take control of some piece of infrastructure, be it
education, economic, military, etc, they use that hijacked
system as a weapon to hijack other systems. It is the borg,
it is real. John Donahoe is guilty of economic crimes
against humanity and surely this "mark tritton" is too. The
pattern has been to constant for it to be anything
otherwise.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2019-10-12 20:47 [#02587375]
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Man, hyperflake can post some real shit.


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-10-12 20:58 [#02587376]
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do you talk about nanobots infecting your brain etc to other
people? cos that's a pretty good way to get
institutionalized, take it from me. i don't know if yr
actually unwell or just extremely suggestible to youtube but
The Scary Doctors i'm sure you would consider part of the
conspiracy might want to keep you in overnight.

also, this is a new paragraph. see how easy it is?


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2019-10-12 21:09 [#02587378]
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Yes, they start by artificially making you poor, by turning
off all faucets in your digital file, banned from the
digital oligopoly and digital economy, they can do this by
flipping a single bit in the social credit score system.
It's probably a programming variable called fuckyou. John
Doe's fuckyou=0, now John Doe's fuckyou=1 (there's too many
John Doe's so they make your real name your social security
number, its probably AI in complete control of doing this
already). Then once you're poor you have zero defense from
their "doctors" and such.


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-10-12 21:14 [#02587380]
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that was not exactly my point man


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-10-12 21:16 [#02587381]
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i'd literally be dead without doctors. do you want yr old
pal belbulon dead?


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2019-10-12 21:17 [#02587382]
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Whenever I entered a weed store I noticed like 5 security
cameras with 5 monitors all around, why is the government
soooo interested in observing the guinea pigs 'voluntarily'
partaking in their rollout of 'freedom'?


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2019-10-12 21:20 [#02587383]
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If you somehow found a free market doctor in the oligopoly,
congratulations. I'd personally be quite suspicious of
anything they wanted to put inside of me.


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-10-12 21:25 [#02587385]
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i don't think you need to be spending much time in weed
stores, more time in a psychiatric ward. and it's for the
same reason there are cameras in an off licence, the
government is not keeping tabs on you, they don't know or
care what you do, think or smoke


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-10-12 21:33 [#02587388]
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and you could refuse yr meds, that is your right. but you'd
never get out again. fuck's sake man, of course you'd be
suspicious, yr ticking like every box on a paranoid
schizophrenic questionnaire. are you hearing voices / seeing
odd things?

side note: i'm still institutionalized myself and you're
either ill or playing an infuiatingly realistic character. i
know my shit herd


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-10-12 21:33 [#02587389]
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*here


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2019-10-12 21:39 [#02587390]
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It seems like they're making thinking and communicating
risky, possibly tactical to stop doing both.


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-10-12 22:09 [#02587391]
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who is "they" in your thinking man? what risks do you think
you're running? feelings of persecution is another one for
the checklist y'know


 

online EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-10-13 02:03 [#02587407]
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I bet right now a different xltronic member just went to
bed bath and beyond recently, then you unknowingly make this
topic about bed bath and beyond, not knowing it is a coded
message to him, basically a bizarre esp 'we're watching you'
type of message. Hmm, oh what should the topic be about, how
about bed bath and beyond. Then the person who just went
there is like... wtf, why is there a topic about this when I
just went there? It can't be a coincidence. I'm not even
sure ~you're~ aware of it.

...

It's probably linked to cellphones/5g/haarp and drugs, which
they're legalizing. No wonder they kept drugs illegal on the
black market, so only they could secretly scientifically
study mind control/nanobots/genetic engineering with
them


you have it a bit back-asswards. i was on some incredibly
powerful drugs when i made the track/video. i actually felt
like i'd gained root on some sort of timeline computer
because of the unbelievable level of synchronicity i was
experiencing at the time. i thought: no wonder this is
illegal. it's too powerful. people could disrupt the old
powers with this level of control


 

online EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-10-13 02:06 [#02587408]
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they won't be happy until i can a cloned/combined
gx-1/espresso machine at bed bath n beyond gepurchase.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2019-10-13 04:42 [#02587413]
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Nanotechnology has more plausibility than most religious
ideas that the masses have. And the children are kidnapped
in compulsory schools and the adults are slaves in feudal
human farms, so the paranoia is reality. Plus I can't do
scientific experimentation/verification on nanotechnology
since both an electron microscope and a house in which to
put one are economically illegal. I didn't realize there was
a music video in the 1st post, it was weird. You put those
little ~ symbols around 'you're' since you can't double
italicize something, nice touch.


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-10-13 08:34 [#02587415]
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nice way of completely ignoring my last post there.
whatever, i'm not going to hold yr hand while you blame evil
pixie dust and john donahoe for all your problems... i
thought my paranoid fictions (products of an illness) werr
real too btw, but it seems like you don't want yr paranoia
challenging, you've dug yr pit and you like wallowing in it.
sucks that yr free-market government abandons the mentally
ill cos you need help


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2019-10-16 03:06 [#02587641]
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who is "they" in your thinking man?

The people you're talking about.
'The Scary Doctors i'm sure you would consider part of the
conspiracy might want to keep you in overnight. '
'and you could refuse yr meds, that is your right. but
you'd
never get out again.'

sounds like a medical tyranny. Why aren't religious people
thrown in these institutions for insanity? Probably one of
these doctors who might claim that I'm crazy is religious;
he's crazy, not me. I'm not buying this 'i'm crazy' angle
anyway. The problem is everyone else is crazy. They have
implemented a meta survival of the fittest system on top of
evolution. Instead of predators physically eating your body
there are economic predators, like ebay, government, car
insurance, landlords, etc that eat your money. And they
implemented a feudal system where you have to pay them money
to merely dwell on their territory. They control all
the land/territory/shelter and you must pay them to live.
But those economic predators are taking all the money and
monopolizing so its impossible to make money too, and
replacing jobs with robots and offshoring. Robots don't free
humanity from labor leaving it leisure time, instead
oligarchs control all the robots which farm and funnel all
the money to them alone, leaving the masses in squalor.
Everyone's children are kidnapped by the government and put
in child trafficking soul removal obedience indoctrination
systems called school. I'm not insane, everyone else is. But
I'm insane too because their system is so horrible that it
made me insane. Their economic law forces people to live in
a van to escape their feudalism, then their written law
makes it illegal to live in a van since they illegitimately
own all the places to park and completely regulate vehicles,
turning them into rentals too. So both laws together
essentially automatically criminalize the poor. You don't
own a car or car insurance you constantly rent it,
eternally, just like an apartment.


 

online EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-10-16 03:12 [#02587642]
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or you learn to code and become one of the masters


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2019-10-16 03:31 [#02587644]
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If I had a ton of money, I'd buy Bed Bath & Beyond and
rename it Butts Balls & Boobs to catalyze idiocracy which is
inevitable eventually anyway, but it'll be much more
beuracratic/dmv-like where it won't fully come into effect
until the government itself is run by Camacho. In the
current system, you know how much red tape these other
primates who call themselves authorities would give you for
trying to name it that? Probably because it would violate a
city "ordinance" or some made up shit like that, which just
goes to show that a city is a larger human farm, in the
human farm fractal, full of free range cattle human slaves.
Your government master won't let you rename it that, time
for your mandatory nanobot vaccines.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2019-10-16 03:42 [#02587645]
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You would get a ton of free viral publicity for renaming it
that, it'd be a genius entrepreneurial move. But innovation
is not allowed. You have to create a house using the exact
specifications of their 'building codes', these fucks
regulate every nail you use, thus inflating the price
of houses 1000x. Which is the same as having a law saying
you can't build a house, it's economically illegal,
which is convenient for them because they are on the top and
laws like this help them pull the ladder away so you're
stuck on the bottom with no upward mobility, which is the
same as india's caste system. Only in a system full of this
much offense directed at the poor like spartacus would it be
ethical to go on a 360 degree killing spree that is purely
self defensive. If an armed burgler breaks into someones
home, many agree it's ethical to shoot them in self defense.
So what happens in a fractal of kleptocracy? The burgler is
everyone, or at least most of the rich. Since there is no
free market which would be a meritocracy rewarding those who
help people the most, people only become rich in this system
by being feudal lords and kleptocrats. Almost all rich
people are criminals! It will be an asymmetrical war because
the rich can afford all the weapons and everything else. We
need to collapse the economy and destroy any object that has
value, since all such objects are owned by the criminal rich
and can be converted into weapons, all wealth must be erased
before we can have an evenly matched spartacus revolution.
Good luck, patriots!


 

offline mermaidman from ❤ anal bffs 4ever! xoxo on 2019-10-16 10:06 [#02587649]
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i imagine beyond is already butts balls & boobs no?


 


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