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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2019-10-12 17:05 [#02587361]
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They say Bed Bath and Beyond stores are cluttered, with confusing pricing.
circa 2012, i was having an AIM conversation with someone as i was starting a track. i'd just been to bed bath n beyond; was complaining how cramped and claustrophobic it was. like being lost in an impossible maze of home goods, never to find your way out
what if, the gentleman suggested, you were trapped in bed, bath n beyond... forever? like it was purgatory?
i decided that would make for a fine theme for the track.
i still hit the place up, sometimes, if i need a chintzy soap dish.
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belb
from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-10-12 17:51 [#02587365]
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i wonder how often people go in asking for half a pound of beyond
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2019-10-12 18:23 [#02587366]
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back in high school, i rang them up and told them i needed some beyond. they did not react well
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RussellDust
on 2019-10-12 19:21 [#02587370]
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I used to joke that hell would probably be me wondering through an infinite IKEA with my wife. I guess Ikea is like ‘home, to bed and a bath’ then.
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belb
from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-10-12 19:41 [#02587371]
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ikea is deffo difficult to negotiate, i've only ever been once actually looking for something specific (35 wooden n perspex lightbox-type things i was filling with hot wax for an art project, they had a load on offer). getting them home on the bus was a nightmare, didn't think that one through
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2019-10-12 20:18 [#02587372]
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Are you aware that the new world order has infected your brain with nanobots via drugs and is now using you as an mk ultra conduit to give coded messages to people? I bet right now a different xltronic member just went to bed bath and beyond recently, then you unknowingly make this topic about bed bath and beyond, not knowing it is a coded message to him, basically a bizarre esp 'we're watching you' type of message. Hmm, oh what should the topic be about, how about bed bath and beyond. Then the person who just went there is like... wtf, why is there a topic about this when I just went there? It can't be a coincidence. I'm not even sure you're aware of it. I guess the reason they do it is simply to make it known to all that they have that technological/biological fusion and are currently using it and can weaponize it further whenever they want. It's probably linked to cellphones/5g/haarp and drugs, which they're legalizing. No wonder they kept drugs illegal on the black market, so only they could secretly scientifically study mind control/nanobots/genetic engineering with them. And now they're legalizing all of them. Which makes you wonder about whether 'one ownes oneself so one can put whatever one wants into ones body without violating the non aggression principle', and they're focusing on drug legalization like with the bitcoin silk road. So maybe legalizing drugs does violate the NAP, simply because it is fraud. They aren't 'plants', they aren't 'nature', they're artificially engineered sophisticated mind control, but they don't tell you this so it is fraud. Probably everyone has taken some drugs by now; everyone is infected, this is how they're rolling out the singularity, by trickery, we're already transhumans full of nanobots. The singularity isn't gonna be peaches and cream, it's gonna be survival of the fittest, crocodiles, lions hyenas, it'll all lead back in time to re-ignite evolution again.
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2019-10-12 20:33 [#02587373]
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They could have a rabies type of zombie drug using the mousetrap principle. A mousetrap isn't all bad, otherwise rats wouldn't go to it, it has cheese then... *snap*. The drug could work in the same way. The cheese is amazing hallucinations and visuals, actually a portal into the singularity's programming, but then... *snap*, you become a zombie with rabies metaphorically, going around biting people and also selling the 'drug' to others to create more zombies. It's actually a virus, possibly their chosen method to cull the entire human population, or at least the majority according to the georgia guide stones. Maybe this drug is 'weed'. It's probably not a plant at all, they just form it into plant shapes, like fake plastic plants you can buy at a store, to trick you that it's a plant. And people who take it and are still in the self aware stage will only talk about the cool visuals, enticing others into becoming virus hosts themselves. Nobody hears about the later zombie effects, because when you become a zombie you lack the cognitive ability to communicate well or part of the virus is to not tell people about the zombie part when you enter the zombie phase.
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2019-10-12 20:45 [#02587374]
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Ok, I read the shitty propaganda article... this is hardcore fake news brainwashing:
''' This week, they announced the answer: They poached the chief merchandising officer from Target, Mark Tritton, to become the new CEO of Bed, Bath and Beyond.
"We are thrilled to announce a President and CEO with one of the most impressive resumes in the business," Bed Bath and Beyond's chairman said, adding: "As an integral contributor to Target's impressive transformation, we will benefit from his vision, leadership, and creativity to successfully transform our business."
''' I recognize this type of weaponized disinformation from the days of ebay. They said the same things about the economic war criminal John Donahoe, because criminals like John Donahoe are also the ones who control the media. They act like there's competition between these stores in the first place, when it's all the same oligopoly, then they act like these criminal CEOs are normal guys doing good turning a company around etc. In reality they are mercenaries, possibly even transhuman cyborgs with an agenda against non-transhuman humans, paid to utterly oligopolize and sabotage and demolish all competition by any means necessary including fraud, crime, trolling, etc, and every time they take control of some piece of infrastructure, be it education, economic, military, etc, they use that hijacked system as a weapon to hijack other systems. It is the borg, it is real. John Donahoe is guilty of economic crimes against humanity and surely this "mark tritton" is too. The pattern has been to constant for it to be anything otherwise.
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2019-10-12 20:47 [#02587375]
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Man, hyperflake can post some real shit.
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belb
from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-10-12 20:58 [#02587376]
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do you talk about nanobots infecting your brain etc to other people? cos that's a pretty good way to get institutionalized, take it from me. i don't know if yr actually unwell or just extremely suggestible to youtube but The Scary Doctors i'm sure you would consider part of the conspiracy might want to keep you in overnight.
also, this is a new paragraph. see how easy it is?
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2019-10-12 21:09 [#02587378]
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Yes, they start by artificially making you poor, by turning off all faucets in your digital file, banned from the digital oligopoly and digital economy, they can do this by flipping a single bit in the social credit score system. It's probably a programming variable called fuckyou. John Doe's fuckyou=0, now John Doe's fuckyou=1 (there's too many John Doe's so they make your real name your social security number, its probably AI in complete control of doing this already). Then once you're poor you have zero defense from their "doctors" and such.
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belb
from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-10-12 21:14 [#02587380]
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that was not exactly my point man
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belb
from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-10-12 21:16 [#02587381]
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i'd literally be dead without doctors. do you want yr old pal belbulon dead?
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2019-10-12 21:17 [#02587382]
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Whenever I entered a weed store I noticed like 5 security cameras with 5 monitors all around, why is the government soooo interested in observing the guinea pigs 'voluntarily' partaking in their rollout of 'freedom'?
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2019-10-12 21:20 [#02587383]
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If you somehow found a free market doctor in the oligopoly, congratulations. I'd personally be quite suspicious of anything they wanted to put inside of me.
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belb
from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-10-12 21:25 [#02587385]
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i don't think you need to be spending much time in weed stores, more time in a psychiatric ward. and it's for the same reason there are cameras in an off licence, the government is not keeping tabs on you, they don't know or care what you do, think or smoke
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belb
from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-10-12 21:33 [#02587388]
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and you could refuse yr meds, that is your right. but you'd never get out again. fuck's sake man, of course you'd be suspicious, yr ticking like every box on a paranoid schizophrenic questionnaire. are you hearing voices / seeing odd things?
side note: i'm still institutionalized myself and you're either ill or playing an infuiatingly realistic character. i know my shit herd
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belb
from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-10-12 21:33 [#02587389]
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*here
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2019-10-12 21:39 [#02587390]
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It seems like they're making thinking and communicating risky, possibly tactical to stop doing both.
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belb
from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-10-12 22:09 [#02587391]
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who is "they" in your thinking man? what risks do you think you're running? feelings of persecution is another one for the checklist y'know
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2019-10-13 02:03 [#02587407]
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I bet right now a different xltronic member just went to bed bath and beyond recently, then you unknowingly make this topic about bed bath and beyond, not knowing it is a coded message to him, basically a bizarre esp 'we're watching you' type of message. Hmm, oh what should the topic be about, how about bed bath and beyond. Then the person who just went there is like... wtf, why is there a topic about this when I just went there? It can't be a coincidence. I'm not even sure ~you're~ aware of it.
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It's probably linked to cellphones/5g/haarp and drugs, which they're legalizing. No wonder they kept drugs illegal on the black market, so only they could secretly scientifically study mind control/nanobots/genetic engineering with them
you have it a bit back-asswards. i was on some incredibly powerful drugs when i made the track/video. i actually felt like i'd gained root on some sort of timeline computer because of the unbelievable level of synchronicity i was experiencing at the time. i thought: no wonder this is illegal. it's too powerful. people could disrupt the old powers with this level of control
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2019-10-13 02:06 [#02587408]
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they won't be happy until i can a cloned/combined gx-1/espresso machine at bed bath n beyond gepurchase.
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2019-10-13 04:42 [#02587413]
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Nanotechnology has more plausibility than most religious ideas that the masses have. And the children are kidnapped in compulsory schools and the adults are slaves in feudal human farms, so the paranoia is reality. Plus I can't do scientific experimentation/verification on nanotechnology since both an electron microscope and a house in which to put one are economically illegal. I didn't realize there was a music video in the 1st post, it was weird. You put those little ~ symbols around 'you're' since you can't double italicize something, nice touch.
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belb
from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-10-13 08:34 [#02587415]
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nice way of completely ignoring my last post there. whatever, i'm not going to hold yr hand while you blame evil pixie dust and john donahoe for all your problems... i thought my paranoid fictions (products of an illness) werr real too btw, but it seems like you don't want yr paranoia challenging, you've dug yr pit and you like wallowing in it. sucks that yr free-market government abandons the mentally ill cos you need help
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2019-10-16 03:06 [#02587641]
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who is "they" in your thinking man?
The people you're talking about. 'The Scary Doctors i'm sure you would consider part of the conspiracy might want to keep you in overnight. ' 'and you could refuse yr meds, that is your right. but you'd
never get out again.'
sounds like a medical tyranny. Why aren't religious people thrown in these institutions for insanity? Probably one of these doctors who might claim that I'm crazy is religious; he's crazy, not me. I'm not buying this 'i'm crazy' angle anyway. The problem is everyone else is crazy. They have implemented a meta survival of the fittest system on top of evolution. Instead of predators physically eating your body there are economic predators, like ebay, government, car insurance, landlords, etc that eat your money. And they implemented a feudal system where you have to pay them money to merely dwell on their territory. They control all the land/territory/shelter and you must pay them to live. But those economic predators are taking all the money and monopolizing so its impossible to make money too, and replacing jobs with robots and offshoring. Robots don't free humanity from labor leaving it leisure time, instead oligarchs control all the robots which farm and funnel all the money to them alone, leaving the masses in squalor. Everyone's children are kidnapped by the government and put in child trafficking soul removal obedience indoctrination systems called school. I'm not insane, everyone else is. But I'm insane too because their system is so horrible that it made me insane. Their economic law forces people to live in a van to escape their feudalism, then their written law makes it illegal to live in a van since they illegitimately own all the places to park and completely regulate vehicles, turning them into rentals too. So both laws together essentially automatically criminalize the poor. You don't own a car or car insurance you constantly rent it, eternally, just like an apartment.
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2019-10-16 03:12 [#02587642]
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or you learn to code and become one of the masters
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2019-10-16 03:31 [#02587644]
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If I had a ton of money, I'd buy Bed Bath & Beyond and rename it Butts Balls & Boobs to catalyze idiocracy which is inevitable eventually anyway, but it'll be much more beuracratic/dmv-like where it won't fully come into effect until the government itself is run by Camacho. In the current system, you know how much red tape these other primates who call themselves authorities would give you for trying to name it that? Probably because it would violate a city "ordinance" or some made up shit like that, which just goes to show that a city is a larger human farm, in the human farm fractal, full of free range cattle human slaves. Your government master won't let you rename it that, time for your mandatory nanobot vaccines.
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2019-10-16 03:42 [#02587645]
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You would get a ton of free viral publicity for renaming it that, it'd be a genius entrepreneurial move. But innovation is not allowed. You have to create a house using the exact specifications of their 'building codes', these fucks regulate every nail you use, thus inflating the price of houses 1000x. Which is the same as having a law saying you can't build a house, it's economically illegal, which is convenient for them because they are on the top and laws like this help them pull the ladder away so you're stuck on the bottom with no upward mobility, which is the same as india's caste system. Only in a system full of this much offense directed at the poor like spartacus would it be ethical to go on a 360 degree killing spree that is purely self defensive. If an armed burgler breaks into someones home, many agree it's ethical to shoot them in self defense. So what happens in a fractal of kleptocracy? The burgler is everyone, or at least most of the rich. Since there is no free market which would be a meritocracy rewarding those who help people the most, people only become rich in this system by being feudal lords and kleptocrats. Almost all rich people are criminals! It will be an asymmetrical war because the rich can afford all the weapons and everything else. We need to collapse the economy and destroy any object that has value, since all such objects are owned by the criminal rich and can be converted into weapons, all wealth must be erased before we can have an evenly matched spartacus revolution. Good luck, patriots!
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mermaidman
on 2019-10-16 10:06 [#02587649]
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i imagine beyond is already butts balls & boobs no?
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