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For one hour. Who would it be? Kind of spoilt for choice but I'd like to meet hyperflake lol. If it was mermaid man I'd have to take my anal chastity belt, which I seem to have misplaced. Yeah I know this thread sucks but this forum needs a boostkick. |
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Could be stuck, or had to be stuck? Any Ziltizen I was stuck in a lift with for an hour I would spend the whole time apologising. And for a good while after we'd been released. Unless it was mermaidman, whereupon I would use the opportunity to power bum the odious little jihadi-lite. |
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roger wilco i know you're looking for another bum buddy cause it's never enough for a gay at your calibre qnd don't get me wrong i like gay anal action too but i'm not interested okay |
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*of your caliber e.g. there wasn't seen a gay of his caliber since 19th century |
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it became apparent to him that there has never been a human as gay as roger wilco ever |
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Was stuck in a lift the other night. Started to stress out coz of my heart. The fire brigade freed me after quite a wait with my dog in a tiny lift. Too small to be stuck with someone. I’d love to meet most people here. Special mention to belb, fleetmouse. Hyperflake as well but I feel like we know each other really well already, and roger Wilco I’ve had the pleasure of meeting in an Ibis hotel. I’d gladly share a pint with McQueen and welt amongst others. And of course you, Umbro. Yes and you, mermaidman. |
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Jesus, wouldn't have made the thread if I'd known that. Glad you are ok now mate. |
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all of you simultaneously, we could try and break a world record |
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it would be like that rammestein album cover |
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The Vatican did not clarify whether the pope was alone in the malfunctioning elevator, or if any of his aides were by his side when Francis was stuck (inside of them [in the elevator]) The Pope Walks Into An Elevator. He Gets Stuck For 25 Minutes. The Pope Walks Into An Elevator. He Gets Stuck For 25 Minutes. The Pope Walks Into An Elevator. He Gets Stuck For 25 Minutes. |
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...anyways this is just happening once? i only get one? there are a bunch of people here, whom i feel like i could just chat with for a solid hour, and not feel bored. so, if you were to ask, "which zilty member(s) would you not mind being stuck in a lift with," my brain returns a list. if, however, we flip it around, and i'm bestowed with the ability to get stuck in a lift with one member, any member, i think i would be more strategic about it and go with one of the people who post infrequently, who seem interesting but aren't here enough for me to have a sense of 'em. like elusive -- i guess i'll go with him. posts sporadically, but always good posts. may as well use this lift tragedy to get a better sense of him then, of course, there's cnut, but i think he's amish and doesn't use elevators |
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I knew that I forgot at least a person: epicmegatracks! |
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i would have to say (and i intend no diss to you with this hobz, i'm honoured to be chosen)... phobiazero himself. i'd fire up the ol' minidisc and try to conduct an interview, though he'd probably stay mute and pull his jumper up over his greasy swedish face so i couldn't papsnap him |
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I feel unwanted! I’d share a pint with mo as well! Oh and Umbro, no worries! |
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Truth is there’s no one here I wouldn’t be glad to bump into irl! |
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Actually phob is the last person I’d like to meet... he’s simply not here. |
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i'd like to pop monoid's cherry |
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I think you did know and you wanted to trigger another heart attack. Appalling. |
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roger wilco did u choose your avatar to match your gayness |
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u don't need to everyone already knows even people who aren't aware of xltronic or your existence you are so gay they can feel it |
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Why do you keep banging on about his avatar? Do you know what it is? |
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i know what it is it's gay |
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I'd like to be locked in a huge industrial lift with all of you, and when it stops moving I growl "I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with me" and then we have tea and biscuits, which one of us has had the foresight to bring along |
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You don't know what it is. Which makes you a). Gay and b). Ignorant The two worst things it is possible to be. |
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