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If you could be stuck in a lift with one zilty member...
 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2019-09-13 15:14 [#02585136]
Points: 3859 Status: Regular



For one hour. Who would it be?

Kind of spoilt for choice but I'd like to meet hyperflake
lol.

If it was mermaid man I'd have to take my anal chastity
belt, which I seem to have misplaced.

Yeah I know this thread sucks but this forum needs a
boostkick.



 

offline Roger Wilco from Island of Cannibal Sodom on 2019-09-13 16:04 [#02585137]
Points: 769 Status: Lurker



Could be stuck, or had to be stuck? Any Ziltizen I was stuck
in a lift with for an hour I would spend the whole time
apologising. And for a good while after we'd been released.


Unless it was mermaidman, whereupon I would use the
opportunity to power bum the odious little
jihadi-lite.


 

offline mermaidman from ❤ anal bffs 4ever! xoxo on 2019-09-13 20:42 [#02585141]
Points: 5851 Status: Lurker



roger wilco i know you're looking for another bum buddy
cause it's never enough for a gay at your calibre qnd don't
get me wrong i like gay anal action too but i'm not
interested okay


 

offline mermaidman from ❤ anal bffs 4ever! xoxo on 2019-09-13 20:51 [#02585142]
Points: 5851 Status: Lurker



*of your caliber

e.g. there wasn't seen a gay of his caliber since 19th
century


 

offline mermaidman from ❤ anal bffs 4ever! xoxo on 2019-09-13 20:54 [#02585143]
Points: 5851 Status: Lurker



it became apparent to him that there has never been a human
as gay as roger wilco ever


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-09-13 21:10 [#02585144]
Points: 14410 Status: Addict



Was stuck in a lift the other night. Started to stress out
coz of my heart. The fire brigade freed me after quite a
wait with my dog in a tiny lift. Too small to be stuck with
someone.

I’d love to meet most people here. Special mention to
belb, fleetmouse. Hyperflake as well but I feel like we know
each other really well already, and roger Wilco I’ve had
the pleasure of meeting in an Ibis hotel. I’d gladly share
a pint with McQueen and welt amongst others. And of course
you, Umbro. Yes and you, mermaidman.



 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2019-09-13 21:21 [#02585145]
Points: 3859 Status: Regular | Followup to RussellDust: #02585144



Jesus, wouldn't have made the thread if I'd known that. Glad
you are ok now mate.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-09-13 22:34 [#02585152]
Points: 25752 Status: Addict



all of you simultaneously, we could try and break a world
record


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-09-13 22:35 [#02585153]
Points: 25752 Status: Addict



LAZY_TITLE

it would be like that rammestein album cover


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-09-13 22:43 [#02585155]
Points: 25752 Status: Addict



LAZY_TITLE


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-09-14 00:47 [#02585158]
Points: 13018 Status: Regular



The Vatican did not clarify whether the pope was alone in
the malfunctioning elevator, or if any of his aides were by
his side when Francis was stuck (inside of them [in the
elevator])


The Pope Walks Into An Elevator. He Gets Stuck For 25
Minutes. The Pope Walks Into An Elevator. He Gets Stuck For
25 Minutes. The Pope Walks Into An Elevator. He Gets Stuck
For 25 Minutes.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-09-14 00:55 [#02585159]
Points: 13018 Status: Regular



...anyways

this is just happening once? i only get one?

there are a bunch of people here, whom i feel like i could
just chat with for a solid hour, and not feel bored. so, if
you were to ask, "which zilty member(s) would you not
mind
being stuck in a lift with," my brain returns a
list.

if, however, we flip it around, and i'm bestowed with the
ability to get stuck in a lift with one member, any member,
i think i would be more strategic about it and go with one
of the people who post infrequently, who seem interesting
but aren't here enough for me to have a sense of 'em. like
elusive -- i guess i'll go with him. posts sporadically, but
always good posts. may as well use this lift tragedy to get
a better sense of him

then, of course, there's cnut, but i think he's amish and
doesn't use elevators


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-09-14 09:05 [#02585184]
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I knew that I forgot at least a person: epicmegatracks!


 

online belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-09-14 09:42 [#02585185]
Points: 4654 Status: Regular



i would have to say (and i intend no diss to you with this
hobz, i'm honoured to be chosen)... phobiazero
himself
. i'd fire up the ol' minidisc and try to conduct
an interview, though he'd probably stay mute and pull his
jumper up over his greasy swedish face so i couldn't papsnap
him


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-09-14 10:39 [#02585186]
Points: 14410 Status: Addict



I feel unwanted!

I’d share a pint with mo as well!

Oh and Umbro, no worries!


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-09-14 10:40 [#02585187]
Points: 14410 Status: Addict



Truth is there’s no one here I wouldn’t be glad to bump
into irl!


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-09-14 10:41 [#02585188]
Points: 14410 Status: Addict | Followup to belb: #02585185



Actually phob is the last person I’d like to meet...
he’s simply not here.


 

offline mermaidman from ❤ anal bffs 4ever! xoxo on 2019-09-14 10:57 [#02585189]
Points: 5851 Status: Lurker



i'd like to pop monoid's cherry


 

offline Roger Wilco from Island of Cannibal Sodom on 2019-09-14 14:06 [#02585194]
Points: 769 Status: Lurker | Followup to umbroman3: #02585145



I think you did know and you wanted to trigger another heart
attack.

Appalling.


 

offline mermaidman from ❤ anal bffs 4ever! xoxo on 2019-09-14 15:34 [#02585195]
Points: 5851 Status: Lurker



roger wilco did u choose your avatar to match your gayness


 

offline mermaidman from ❤ anal bffs 4ever! xoxo on 2019-09-14 15:40 [#02585196]
Points: 5851 Status: Lurker



u don't need to everyone already knows even people who
aren't aware of xltronic or your existence you are so gay
they can feel it


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-09-14 15:55 [#02585197]
Points: 14410 Status: Addict | Followup to mermaidman: #02585195



Why do you keep banging on about his avatar? Do you know
what it is?


 

offline mermaidman from ❤ anal bffs 4ever! xoxo on 2019-09-14 16:12 [#02585198]
Points: 5851 Status: Lurker | Followup to RussellDust: #02585197



i know what it is it's gay


 

offline Tony Danza from Cats! on 2019-09-14 16:20 [#02585199]
Points: 1845 Status: Regular



I'd like to be locked in a huge industrial lift with all of
you, and when it stops moving I growl "I'm not locked in
here with you, you're locked in here with me"

and then we have tea and biscuits, which one of us has had
the foresight to bring along


 

offline Roger Wilco from Island of Cannibal Sodom on 2019-09-14 18:50 [#02585203]
Points: 769 Status: Lurker | Followup to mermaidman: #02585198



You don't know what it is. Which makes you

a). Gay

and

b). Ignorant

The two worst things it is possible to be.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-09-15 01:52 [#02585293]
Points: 25752 Status: Addict



LAZY_TITLE


 


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