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offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-08-26 04:55 [#02584136]
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LAZY_TITLE

just normal trump, but the headline did give me a giggle


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-08-26 05:03 [#02584137]
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One source present at a hurricane briefing at the White
House at an unspecified date told Axios that Trump suggested
something along the lines of: "I got it. I got it. Why don't
we nuke them? They start forming off the coast of Africa, as
they're moving across the Atlantic, we drop a bomb inside
the eye of the hurricane and it disrupts it. Why can't we do
that?"

The person who was briefing Trump on the hurricane
reportedly responded, "Sir, we'll look into that."

But the source added that when Trump repeated the
suggestion, people in the room were shocked and thought,
"What the f---? What do we do with this?"



 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-08-26 05:05 [#02584138]
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Out of touch with reality, [Elton] John recalled to TV
host James Corden about the time he telephoned his
management office to complain about the weather conditions
outside the London hotel he was staying at. “’Robert,
it’s far too windy here. Can you do something about
it?’” he remembered demanding. “And I can just imagine
him putting his hand over the receiver and going, ‘God,
he’s finally lost the plot.’”



 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-08-26 05:08 [#02584139]
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we live in crazy times when the US president is doing the
foreign policy work of Russia so transparently on their
behalf


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-08-26 05:09 [#02584140]
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he seems to have an unhealthy obsession with using nukes in
a casual sense


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-08-26 05:16 [#02584141]
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trump is not doing anyone's work
trump is not playing three-dimensional chess
trump is not playing chess at all

closest i've seen anyone come to nailing it in a
while.... esp. on a news site


 

offline Tony Danza from NAFO Suicide Hotline on 2019-08-26 12:36 [#02584144]
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Jeet Heer was on twitter laughably suggesting that the nuke
the hurricanes remark was Trump trying to get removed via
25th amendment because he's tired of being president. Many
cannot handle the truth, that Trump is exactly what he
appears to be. America elected Honey Boo Boo and the Senate
will keep him in power as long as he keeps rubber stamping
their tax cuts.


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-08-26 12:57 [#02584145]
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this exact hurricane-nuking strategy comes up in
this xkcd spin-off book, held up as one of the
dumbest questions ever received. since trump does not read
anything beyond cereal packets and his twitter feed i am
guessing coincidence (but what a coincidence)


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-08-26 15:13 [#02584147]
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the saavy in-crowd has this advice: trump likes pictures. if
you want him on board, make up a pretty poster board to
convey your point. do not write it in a document, because he
won't (can't) read it. there are numerous instances of
people saying/doing this, e.g. trump's recent visit to japan


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-08-26 15:19 [#02584148]
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i agree totally with what that psychiatrist is saying, yet I
feel he is doing the work of his enemies, unwittingly or no


LAZY_TITLE


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-08-26 18:46 [#02584150]
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“Several other outlandish ideas have been floated in
recent years, including one Facebook event calling for US
gun owners to "shoot down" Hurricane Irma in 2017 with
bullets and flamethrowers.”


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-08-26 18:52 [#02584154]
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haha!!



 

offline big from lsg on 2019-08-26 19:54 [#02584156]
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does it work?


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-08-26 20:45 [#02584158]
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as best i can remember, munroe reached out to
meteorologists, climatologists etc and got a resounding "lol
no don't do this"


 

offline wavephace from off the chain on 2019-08-27 01:43 [#02584204]
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Some guy from my work's younger cousin actually got invited
to dinner with The Trumps once. (He played League of Legends
with Baron on the Internet.) Trump just ordered Olive Garden
from Grubhub. Allegedly the pasta tasted like hate and the
salad was wilted by racism. He had to use the breadsticks to
tamp down the acid reflux caused by lies.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-08-27 02:14 [#02584215]
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America elected Honey Boo Boo

jesus christ, i wish we had.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-08-27 05:04 [#02584221]
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when people accuse trump of being racist, i feel it's
actually a distraction from the root issue. point blank, he
is a sociopath, a psychopath, whatever. if the blacks vote
for trump, he will sing their praises. when they protest
them, he tells them to go back to their own country. he has
no concern for anyone except himself, and his own power. he
loves everyone equally, as long as they agree with
everything he says, and hates everyone else equally, as long
as they disagree with absolutely anything he says. he is
surrounded by an increasingly shrinking circle of people who
have been trained to tell him what he wants to hear -- to
reformat reality itself, just so trump can accept it enough
to graft it into his child universe.

this gets into the SNAFU principle.

say you're a dictator, and you start a secret police force.
being above the law, this police force is naturally somewhat
crooked. so you start a secret secret police force to police
the secret police force as they police the police force and
everyone else

bottom line is this: when you are a dictator -- the eye of
the pyramid -- you get fucking bullshit as information.
since everyone is scared of you, deep problems with actual
reality are quietly buried; allowed to fester. grievances
are concealed. knowing this, as the dictator, you get more
paranoid, order more purges, and the psyche continues until
you are so dysfunctional that someone else knocks you out of
power.

but, on the record, please god, not joe biden


 

offline Tony Danza from NAFO Suicide Hotline on 2019-08-27 15:26 [#02584238]
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Biden will play this cycle's Hillary. After he loses to
Trump he'll go walking in the woods taking "much to think
about" selfies.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-08-27 15:31 [#02584239]
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biden is an old fanny


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-08-31 05:41 [#02584602]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-08-31 05:42 [#02584603]
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biden is like an older, more boring, not female, hillary
rodhat clintop


 

offline Tony Danza from NAFO Suicide Hotline on 2019-08-31 14:26 [#02584627]
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[pounding fists on table] ber-nie, ber-nie, Ber-Nie, BER-NIE


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-09-01 21:40 [#02584650]
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LAZY_TITLE

"Not the first time Trump said he's never heard of a
Category 5"



 


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