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Fucking Star Wars refuses to end!!! |
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i was thinking about this at the bar. i was a huge, huge star wars fan, before the prequels came out. i was stoked for the prequels, which were actually only a slight let-down @ phantom menace... then it continued downhill. then disney+ bought it, and announced they were throwing out the whole "alternate" universe -- all the star wars novels i bought and read for ages, nope, we're throwing those out. i remember there was a mild fan rebellion when one of the novels killed off chewbacca (it was a terrible novel, one of the worst in the range, that was the real crime imo). but, no, they just kill off han solo right quick. if they wanted to turn it into spider man, they should have kept the novels -- years of "originals" there i'm still a huge fan of original, 80s star wars. the new stuff, jeez, there are so many. i can't even keep up. i don't care |
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Thats how i feel Id like to see them give the rights to the fans Fuck disney |
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its not so much flogging a dead horse, its jumping up and down on a sack of ewoks dead ewoks |
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its like watching a nude palpatine rectally violate yoda's coprse whilst covered in dagobah swamp filth |
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whilst jabba the hutt sucks his own cock while wearing lipstick |
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sorry I spoilt the ending of the last jedi |
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Lol |
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this is as good a time as any to recommend as ace toilet reading |
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A true Sith doesn't give a rat's ass about the speed limit |
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shit don't give Disney ideas! |
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i will firehose ideas down their freaking throat jesus cjtikrirst they need some ideas over there |
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Most excellent," Maul sneered. He could feel the evil flowing like a tidal wave from this creature, and he knew deep in his black heart that this was the pet for him. Suddenly, a posse of blue-uniformed police officers burst into the back room. "Put your hands in the air and step away from the targ," they commanded. "That won't be necessary," Maul said, waving his hand in front of his face. "Sorry, sir. The Sith Mind Whammy doesn't work on us. Hand over the targ and no one gets hurt." "I paid good money for that targ. Just who do you think you are?" the shop owner demanded. "We're the crossover police, and we're taking this animal back to the Star Trek universe where it belongs." |
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im not joking right that was more engaging that the last jedi to my mind |
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seriously, read through those sith academy fics on the train or someth |
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I will |
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Darth Maul strode up to the line of wire carts sitting meekly by the entrance, and seized the handle of the first one. Grunting, he tugged and twisted, but it refused to come loose from its neighbor. "Burn mightily, insolent machine!" the Sith apprentice shouted in frustration, veins popping in his forehead. Sidious nodded approvingly as the entire line of shopping carts turned glowing red and melted into a heap of scrap metal. "The anger flows freely within you," he observed. "But now you shall have to carry your groceries." "No!" Maul yelled, looking around the parking lot. |
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ha ha! |
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darth maul looked visually great but he was a mute, why didn't they dub him with a good actor |
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imagine if they'd dubbed him over with wesley willis my lightsaber like a magikist |
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at least he would have had some personality, rather than just a visual McGuffin to pad for an absence of plot |
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In the trailer when the camera pans past all these Stormtrooper helmets mounted on spikes. I thought, hold on, Finn's black. Loads of Stormtroopers must be black. Is this ethnic cleansing? |
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Noice |
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someone was saying they wanted to make a boba fett movie, tv series, but they didn't want to have to pay merchandising fees to George lucas, that's why its the Mandalorian, oh well I hope its good anyway, |
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That sounds like bs to me. They’ve not cut out stormtroopers out of the new movies. I dunno, this is Disney we’re talking about. |
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yeah its probably idle speculation, it is interesting how there was a planned boba fett movie then we get this tv series, I reckon that's probably down to the han solo movie underperforming |
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the star wars books, "a barve like that" story of boba fett of what happened to him after he got sucked into the sarlacc. super fucked up and haunting; a total highlight of the whole star wars book series. can't find the full text online (yet) so have a wikia entry: |
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ahaha, god, lol i'm googling it and none other that watmm comes up, with a 2011 post citing a fortunecity page: and some guy named hahathhat wrote the post. sounds familiar |
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