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offline RussellDust on 2019-08-22 20:30 [#02583866]
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It’s that time of the year for me: colonoscopy!

Scheduled for next Tuesday. Do you want me to ask for a copy
of the “film” for you? I can guarantee at least a polyp
or two being removed.


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-08-22 20:45 [#02583868]
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hahaha, let's all send spermaid our arsepipe movies


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-08-22 21:18 [#02583869]
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what is so funny belb what is so funny


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-08-22 21:19 [#02583870]
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russelldust how much do you want for it


 

offline Tony Danza from not today, satan on 2019-08-22 21:44 [#02583872]
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they didn't scope my chute yet, all I've done is submit poop
samples, I could send them along to mermaidman though


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-08-22 21:53 [#02583873]
Points: 14044 Status: Regular | Followup to mermaidman: #02583870



Free for you, mate. But as long as your promise not to share
it in your circles. I don’t want you making money off my
deep insertion.


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-08-22 22:00 [#02583874]
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ok... can others watch me as i'm jerking off to it at
least?

tony send them i'll send you photos after i'm done


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-08-22 22:18 [#02583875]
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I’d like to see you come, yes, to a polyp being cauterised
maybe.

Would you like to come on my polyp, mermaid?


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-08-22 22:33 [#02583877]
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i just came already when i read that


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-08-23 00:58 [#02583885]
Points: 12543 Status: Addict



polyphorny


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-08-23 00:58 [#02583886]
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(it's an autechre track)


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-08-23 01:47 [#02583889]
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they have a specially trained pygmy ferret that goes up your
jacksie and nibbles the polyps off


 


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