You are not logged in!

F.A.Q
Log in

Register
  
 
  
Now online (3)
belb
EpicMegatrax
DADONCK
...and 11 guests

Last 5 registered
Oplandisks
nothingstar
N_loop
yipe
foxtrotromeo

Browse members...
  
 
Members 8025
Messages 2557668
Today 5
Topics 124404
  
 
Messageboard index
if you were on an island
 

offline mermaidman on 2019-06-16 15:17 [#02580266]
Points: 5509 Status: Regular



with nothing but a xl dildo the dildo would be your only
friend like wilson in cast away but more useful


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-06-16 15:21 [#02580267]
Points: 5509 Status: Regular



i’m not even going to bother asking if you’d use the
dildo what i want to know is how many minutes would it take
before you reach it? or seconds


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-06-16 15:25 [#02580268]
Points: 5509 Status: Regular



i’m sure you would be waiting to be rescued not because
you want to go back to your normal life but because you want
to try the real thing


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-06-16 15:32 [#02580269]
Points: 5509 Status: Regular



which would make you gay but most of you wouldn’t require
any of this anyway it’s just a matter of being honest to
yourself mohamed


 

offline mohamed on 2019-06-16 18:01 [#02580271]
Points: 28290 Status: Regular | Show recordbag



im Tao Te Chilling in my room before going out, after having
spent the afternoon taking the sun and playing football with
friends. how about you, locked in you casbah?


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-06-16 19:09 [#02580273]
Points: 5509 Status: Regular



i spent my afternoon masturbating thank you


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-06-16 20:27 [#02580275]
Points: 24263 Status: Addict



id draw a little smile on it and two dots for eyes, and
build it a coconut husk manger


 

offline Roger Wilco from It's eBay for Sex on 2019-06-16 21:16 [#02580279]
Points: 414 Status: Regular



I would use it to hunt wild boars with. And then charm all
the native women and become their Sex King.



 

online EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-06-16 21:23 [#02580280]
Points: 12277 Status: Addict



i know if i held out on the dildo for months and months and
finally caved, that would be the precise moment a rescue
helicopter would show up -- as i'm shoving an XL dildo up my
ass. so, i'd just shove it up there straight away in an
effort to get the helicopter to show up


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-06-16 21:58 [#02580281]
Points: 5509 Status: Regular | Followup to EpicMegatrax: #02580280



but the rescue helicopter wouldn't show up unless you use
the xl dildo for your enjoyment


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-06-16 21:59 [#02580282]
Points: 5509 Status: Regular | Followup to Roger Wilco: #02580279



hmmm you definitely could knock a wild boar down with the xl
dildo yes


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-06-16 22:00 [#02580283]
Points: 5509 Status: Regular | Followup to Hyperflake: #02580275



but would you speak to the xl dildo when you feel lonely


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-06-16 22:07 [#02580284]
Points: 24263 Status: Addict | Followup to mermaidman: #02580283



yeah we would sing Phil Collins songs together


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-06-16 22:31 [#02580285]
Points: 13945 Status: Addict



Nice to see some things don’t change


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-06-16 22:37 [#02580289]
Points: 24263 Status: Addict | Followup to RussellDust: #02580285



Id love to see a photo of mermaid, so I could see what an
anus fetishist looked like


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-06-16 22:42 [#02580291]
Points: 5509 Status: Regular



it is very true that bumholes inspire me


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-06-16 22:55 [#02580299]
Points: 13945 Status: Addict | Followup to mermaidman: #02580291



Are you into rimming much, mermaidman?


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-06-16 23:09 [#02580301]
Points: 5509 Status: Regular | Followup to RussellDust: #02580299



yes especially being the middle guy in a train of rimmage


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-06-16 23:19 [#02580302]
Points: 13945 Status: Addict | Followup to mermaidman: #02580301



That’s nice. Do you slurp semen from there as well?

It’s nice to share I guess.



 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-06-16 23:24 [#02580303]
Points: 24263 Status: Addict | Followup to mermaidman: #02580301



you're not royalty are you?


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-06-16 23:48 [#02580305]
Points: 5509 Status: Regular | Followup to Hyperflake: #02580303



royalty? guys please this is a thread about being on an
island with an xl dildo


 

offline Tony Danza from not today, satan on 2019-06-16 23:52 [#02580306]
Points: 1495 Status: Regular



if I were on an island I would simply return to civilization


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-06-18 23:53 [#02580422]
Points: 5509 Status: Regular | Followup to Tony Danza: #02580306



by return to civilization you mean you would use the xl
dildo i already know that


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-06-18 23:54 [#02580423]
Points: 5509 Status: Regular



an xl dildo is a technology after all


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-06-19 16:46 [#02580441]
Points: 24263 Status: Addict | Followup to mermaidman: #02580305



exactly, or perhaps Richard Branson, I heard he has a large
collection of phalluses,


 

offline mohamed on 2019-06-20 17:53 [#02580546]
Points: 28290 Status: Regular | Show recordbag



If i was on an island i would think twice about coming back


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-06-20 18:37 [#02580548]
Points: 5509 Status: Regular | Followup to mohamed: #02580546



because you have the xl dildo, right?


 

offline mohamed on 2019-06-20 18:46 [#02580549]
Points: 28290 Status: Regular | Show recordbag



because i have jars of assassination attempts


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-06-20 19:10 [#02580556]
Points: 24263 Status: Addict | Followup to mermaidman: #02580548



does this island have baboons with the big red juicy bottoms



 

offline mermaidman on 2019-06-20 19:22 [#02580557]
Points: 5509 Status: Regular | Followup to Hyperflake: #02580556



i’m sure it would make things easier for some of us if
there were baboons with big red juicy bottoms on the island
but i’m afraid there aren’t any


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-06-20 19:24 [#02580558]
Points: 5509 Status: Regular



for example mohamed would have another reason to not come
back


 

offline mohamed on 2019-06-20 19:38 [#02580559]
Points: 28290 Status: Regular | Show recordbag



im not moving


 


Messageboard index