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with nothing but a xl dildo the dildo would be your only friend like wilson in cast away but more useful |
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i’m not even going to bother asking if you’d use the dildo what i want to know is how many minutes would it take before you reach it? or seconds |
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i’m sure you would be waiting to be rescued not because you want to go back to your normal life but because you want to try the real thing |
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which would make you gay but most of you wouldn’t require any of this anyway it’s just a matter of being honest to yourself mohamed |
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im Tao Te Chilling in my room before going out, after having spent the afternoon taking the sun and playing football with friends. how about you, locked in you casbah? |
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i spent my afternoon masturbating thank you |
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id draw a little smile on it and two dots for eyes, and build it a coconut husk manger |
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I would use it to hunt wild boars with. And then charm all the native women and become their Sex King. |
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i know if i held out on the dildo for months and months and finally caved, that would be the precise moment a rescue helicopter would show up -- as i'm shoving an XL dildo up my ass. so, i'd just shove it up there straight away in an effort to get the helicopter to show up |
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but the rescue helicopter wouldn't show up unless you use the xl dildo for your enjoyment |
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hmmm you definitely could knock a wild boar down with the xl dildo yes |
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but would you speak to the xl dildo when you feel lonely |
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yeah we would sing Phil Collins songs together |
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Nice to see some things don’t change |
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Id love to see a photo of mermaid, so I could see what an anus fetishist looked like |
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it is very true that bumholes inspire me |
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Are you into rimming much, mermaidman? |
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yes especially being the middle guy in a train of rimmage |
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That’s nice. Do you slurp semen from there as well? It’s nice to share I guess. |
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you're not royalty are you? |
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royalty? guys please this is a thread about being on an island with an xl dildo |
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if I were on an island I would simply return to civilization |
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by return to civilization you mean you would use the xl dildo i already know that |
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an xl dildo is a technology after all |
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exactly, or perhaps Richard Branson, I heard he has a large collection of phalluses, |
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If i was on an island i would think twice about coming back |
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because you have the xl dildo, right? |
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because i have jars of assassination attempts |
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does this island have baboons with the big red juicy bottoms |
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i’m sure it would make things easier for some of us if there were baboons with big red juicy bottoms on the island but i’m afraid there aren’t any |
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for example mohamed would have another reason to not come back |
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im not moving |
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