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Farts are 1 Word Jokes

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2019-06-15 18:30 [#02580213]
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1 syllable even (unless you analyze them at the micro level
and ate a lot of hard things like carrots or chips).
Therefore a fart is the densest possible form of humor. Like
if you want to make the funniest movie, just fill it with
non-stop farts. You can't get any funnier than that as
measured in jokes per syllable or JPS. For example Ass
Tickler's (spelled 'autechre') album Corn Hole Field sounds
like nonstop farts to me, and so is the funniest album I
ever heard with maximum JPS levels!


online belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-06-15 19:57 [#02580214]
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i have a relaxed arsepipe most of the time so my farts come
out silently, like my anus is softly sighing to itself. this
probably befits my character, a Serious Bum


online EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-06-15 21:33 [#02580216]
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dad fart is a two-word joke


offline mermaidman on 2019-06-15 22:00 [#02580217]
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how can you trust someone who thinks a fart isn’t funny


online EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-06-15 22:30 [#02580218]
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the effects of powerful cosmic radiation washing over the
Moon have most likely bleached the flags white


offline mohamed on 2019-06-15 23:35 [#02580222]
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farts are good unless they get out of hand


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