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Touch My Twinkle Turbot
 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-06-11 03:46 [#02579828]
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go on touch it, count to 3 and make a wish, what
is your wish?


 

offline Tony Danza from The Way of the Sword on 2019-06-11 12:46 [#02579836]
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I had a friend who always invited me to supper on Fridays
and I'd always forget what his deal was and then when he
served fish I was like "oh no, he's Catholic and I'm eating
his penance."

But here, I think I'd be eating your penis. Your
weirdly flattened, fucked up, fish penis.


 

offline mermaidman from the ministry of anal on 2019-06-11 13:08 [#02579837]
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can anyone touch it? i think mohamed should touch it first


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-06-11 13:32 [#02579839]
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yes palm face down against your monitor, mobile device


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-06-11 13:34 [#02579840]
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you have to be true of heart though, because the holy turbot
sees all deception and will denounce you as a malefactor if
you prove untrue


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-06-11 13:38 [#02579841]
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your free to whisper your penitential qualms to the turbot ,
for he has limitless benevolence


 

offline Tony Danza from The Way of the Sword on 2019-06-11 17:54 [#02579853]
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i've eaten several punitive fish meals so I now have carte
blanche to sin.


 

offline mohamed on 2019-06-11 18:58 [#02579854]
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i think its gonna be tender, no doubt


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-06-11 19:05 [#02579855]
Points: 3870 Status: Regular



my wish is equal rights for fish

all hail the holy turbot


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-06-11 20:29 [#02579873]
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may the salmon lie down with the perch


 

offline hevquip from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2019-06-12 04:13 [#02579917]
Points: 3043 Status: Lurker



this threat reminds me that i once knew what a turbot was at
some point in my more youthful days and that, until now, it
became something long forgotten to the mind over the course
of time as my head became full of more useful knowledge


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-06-12 13:46 [#02579971]
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you were a bit flounder-ed at first but then you realised
something else had taken its plaice

i'll get me coat...


 


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