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touch it, count to 3 and make a wish, what is your wish? |
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I had a friend who always invited me to supper on Fridays and I'd always forget what his deal was and then when he served fish I was like "oh no, he's Catholic and I'm eating his penance." But here, I think I'd be eating your penis. Your weirdly flattened, fucked up, fish penis. |
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can anyone touch it? i think mohamed should touch it first |
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yes palm face down against your monitor, mobile device |
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you have to be true of heart though, because the holy turbot sees all deception and will denounce you as a malefactor if you prove untrue |
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your free to whisper your penitential qualms to the turbot , for he has limitless benevolence |
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i've eaten several punitive fish meals so I now have carte blanche to sin. |
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i think its gonna be tender, no doubt |
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my wish is equal rights for fish all hail the holy turbot |
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may the salmon lie down with the perch |
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this threat reminds me that i once knew what a turbot was at some point in my more youthful days and that, until now, it became something long forgotten to the mind over the course of time as my head became full of more useful knowledge |
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you were a bit flounder-ed at first but then you realised something else had taken its plaice i'll get me coat... |
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