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offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2019-06-09 08:03 [#02579705]
Points: 21419 Status: Regular



Gathering clues from my schizophrenia computer pixels, I
suspected it was time in my life cycle to reproduce. So I
made a cinco toilet nest and started broadcasting autechre
from it in hopes that any nearby women would hear it and
come inspect my nest and maybe lay an egg in it. It has been
3 weeks and not a single girl has come, until finally
someone showed up but it was a man, a dorky man with a
beard. That's when I realized IDM is a biological virus
designed to repel women and attract men.
I was thinking a bit more about sexual selection, with this
example:
LAZY_TITLE
See, females have the power of sexual selection, and
that is what they do with it. They sculpt the male
gender into ridiculous forms by choosing who to mate with so
they can mock it until finally you end up with a giant black
widow female or preying mantis that eats the male
after mating. That was my problem. Autechre is way, way, way
too sophisticated for women intellect. They were merely
looking for strange deformities to exploit like an
abnormally long neck. They're sick twisted people and all
women are disgusting pedophiles, having intercourse with
entire babies during "birth" with children as young
as zero years old, and orgasmic nipple play with
infants during the crime of "breast feeding", I mean
if any of this is real. It's probably just all pixels.
Anyway, it is time for MGTOW and asexual reproduction only.


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-06-09 08:51 [#02579709]
Points: 8299 Status: Regular



if russelldust wasn’t in the hospital i’m sure he would
lay an egg in your nest. even though he’s not a womans
with the power of autechre he would transform biologically
rite there and lay an egg in your nest leaving passerbies in
awe


 

offline Roger Wilco from Mo's Beans on 2019-06-09 10:09 [#02579712]
Points: 1997 Status: Regular



Lesbians are now advised to use condoms "if you or your
partner
has a penis", so maybe the character with a
bead that stopped by your nest was a lezza? Maybe the Ae
worked?


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-06-09 16:43 [#02579720]
Points: 25264 Status: Regular



entire babies


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-06-09 16:45 [#02579721]
Points: 25264 Status: Regular



today there was an obvious lesbian couple in front of me at
the liquor store. one was the absolute trucker stereotype;
jeans jacket, gruff voice, pack of marlboro, lottery
tickets. i thought of that attack in london and felt bad;
having that in the news spreads paranoia it could happen
anywhere. then i stopped thinking about it and purchased
intoxicants


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2019-06-09 20:55 [#02579752]
Points: 31145 Status: Regular | Show recordbag



attaching your head to your toilet nest with idm


 

offline Tony Danza from NAFO Suicide Hotline on 2019-06-09 21:59 [#02579762]
Points: 3638 Status: Lurker



I've said it before and I say it again: w M w must at all
costs be forbidden from the breeding pits. Let an angel with
a flaming sword eternally bar his passage. And let his seed
be like as unto the dust of the earth.


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-06-10 10:15 [#02579779]
Points: 8299 Status: Regular | Followup to Tony Danza: #02579762



his landlord doesn't let him anyway


 

offline Tony Danza from NAFO Suicide Hotline on 2019-06-10 12:36 [#02579783]
Points: 3638 Status: Lurker | Followup to mermaidman: #02579779



not all heroes wear capes


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2019-06-11 00:09 [#02579801]
Points: 21419 Status: Regular | Followup to Roger Wilco: #02579712



Female hyenas have a pseudo penis, and female humans
probably lesbian mate with them, since they're both equally
demonic. I know how it works. Non free marketists like Tony
Danza have socially engineered heaven and hell. It's as
rigged as any of earth's judicial systems. People are judged
at the individual cell level. For any human some of their
cells go to heaven and some go to hell, so the human is
divided into 2 pieces of mush, both having to live forever
in eternity. Thus heaven and hell are both hell,
because these arrogant socialists think they know how to run
it best. Anyway, I am this way because of that
flaming sword angel you socially engineered. You
caused my total failure.

It is ethical to stab your landlord, as doing so would be
self defense against parasitic criminal human energy
farming. It is just not advisable because the free market
does not have it's own similarly ethical legal system to
judge it as self defense yet. That's why people who do
ethical things have to kill themselves at the end, to avoid
a rigged legal system, just like heaven and hell:
LAZY_TITLE


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2019-06-11 00:27 [#02579802]
Points: 21419 Status: Regular



Every building killdozer destroyed, together, costed as much
as Jeff Bezos makes in 1 hour. See what a totally
asymmetrical war we're in? Jeff Bezos can buy all that in
one hour. They have everything. And they have
it all illegitimately; they stole everything.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-06-11 00:44 [#02579804]
Points: 25264 Status: Regular | Followup to mermaidman: #02579779



his landlord doesn't let him anyway

...and by landlord, you mean "mom"


 

offline Tony Danza from NAFO Suicide Hotline on 2019-06-11 00:52 [#02579809]
Points: 3638 Status: Lurker



wMw read Wage Labour and Capital


 


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