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Your mother is a swine and takes it from black and blondes |
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no that’s your mom |
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Did your mother teach you kids grooming |
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your mom thought me |
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Or was that serial pedo of your father |
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your mom bro |
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... and with that, the answer to "why is idm?" seems remoter than ever. Perhaps we'll never know. |
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Oregano onto salad |
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erm, someones mum? |
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This is the water and this is the well. Drink full and descend. The horse is the white of the eyes, dark within. |
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i like that you got all trivial. it's that bitch of death! |
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ikr |
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did she got the full boner into your arse into any lucid dream? |
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guess not |
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not that i recall ive been having lucid nightmares though |
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TLDR; sleepwalking, midgets, balls It appears I’ve started sleepwalking, of which I have no recollection. According to my wife I get out of bed, turn on the light, and stand there mumbling incoherently for a while. She then sternly tells me to turn off the light and go to bed, which I then do. This is not an isolated incident. I keep getting up and turning on the light in the middle of the night. It’s better than the dark midgets I saw before, which were truly frightening (also I remember this happening). I reckon it’s my subconscious response to the midgets. @RD I hope it doesn’t sound insensitive when I say that I can’t imagine lucid nightmares being any good for your heart. Also anaesthesia. Earlier this year I went under so they could stick a tube up my dick to retrieve the kidney stone that wouldn't pass naturally. With everything they put in my drip after, I was having serious apocalyptic dreams. Also I had the best nurses* There was an awkward moment when one of the African nurses with a strong accent asked if she could check my balls. I felt a bit uncomfortable because there were so many people in the room but it turns out she just wanted to “check my pulse”. The other nurse also thought that she wanted to check my balls and proceeded to explain that it wasn’t necessary and it would be inappropriate. |
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Second opinion: it is necessary and appropriate that we examine your balls, Portnoy. To get the feel and texture of them, their heat, their nuggety weight. You'll not have a trustworthy diagnosis without. And a proper balls massage stands a good chance of chasing away the pesky Night Leprechauns. IDM Lyfe. |
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the midgets sound like the aliens from communion |
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excuse to repost this |
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Epics, what do you think of japan? umbrose, what do you think about what i said about hong kong? do the chinese truly lack sarcasm (save someone taking them aside and explaining it?)? it's a culture i only understand a little about and it feels like trying to reverse-engineer some alien computer; feedback on my conclusions would be appreciated |
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Pulse? No, she said balls. No no no she clearly said she needed to check my balls. Here you go, check away. Check them. Check them. Check my balls! |
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hahaha When she asked I immediately said yes, of course. She was a looker too which made the offer even more compelling. |
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im considering my brain has naturally sort of translated all the formulas it heard during my trip to palestine, without even knowing the significate, into the lucid nightmares i had during the following psychosis. |
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the lucid nightmare with death itself (and laughing) ive had it before the trip by sleeping on my mother's death bed, i woke up abruptly (just as i do now when i moderately hallucinate in the bed when smoking that joint more) when it was clear the sodomization was real and i shouldnt have challenged it. |
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funny shit is, when i was 18 in full alpine fatigue i was called by my captain during a camp for a translation with the israeli army, and while i got all my logic straight with directions and shit the captain (whose surname translated in english means: 'sick') said 'that way i could have done the same' |
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Those hong kongers are brave taking on xijingping. Really admire their bravery. |
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