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why is idm?

offline mohamed on 2019-06-12 12:24 [#02579954]
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Your mother is a swine and takes it from black and blondes


offline mermaidman on 2019-06-12 12:25 [#02579956]
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no that’s your mom


offline mohamed on 2019-06-12 12:26 [#02579958]
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Did your mother teach you kids grooming


offline mermaidman on 2019-06-12 12:27 [#02579959]
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your mom thought me


offline mohamed on 2019-06-12 12:34 [#02579961]
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Or was that serial pedo of your father


offline mermaidman on 2019-06-12 12:36 [#02579962]
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your mom bro


offline Roger Wilco from It's eBay for Sex on 2019-06-12 14:24 [#02579979]
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... and with that, the answer to "why is idm?" seems remoter
than ever. Perhaps we'll never know.


offline mohamed on 2019-06-12 18:00 [#02580017]
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Oregano onto salad


offline RussellDust on 2019-06-12 19:12 [#02580025]
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erm, someones mum?


offline RussellDust on 2019-06-12 19:13 [#02580027]
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This is the water and this is the well. Drink full and
descend. The horse is the white of the eyes, dark within.


offline mohamed on 2019-06-12 19:14 [#02580028]
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i like that you got all trivial. it's that bitch of death!


offline RussellDust on 2019-06-12 19:20 [#02580029]
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offline mohamed on 2019-06-12 19:21 [#02580030]
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did she got the full boner into your arse into any lucid


offline mohamed on 2019-06-12 19:21 [#02580031]
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guess not


offline RussellDust on 2019-06-12 19:24 [#02580034]
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not that i recall

ive been having lucid nightmares though


offline Portnoy on 2019-06-12 19:53 [#02580035]
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TLDR; sleepwalking, midgets, balls

It appears I’ve started sleepwalking, of which I have no
recollection. According to my wife I get out of bed, turn on
the light, and stand there mumbling incoherently for a
while. She then sternly tells me to turn off the light and
go to bed, which I then do.

This is not an isolated incident. I keep getting up and
turning on the light in the middle of the night. It’s
better than the dark midgets I saw before, which were truly
frightening (also I remember this happening).

I reckon it’s my subconscious response to the midgets.

@RD I hope it doesn’t sound insensitive when I say that I
can’t imagine lucid nightmares being any good for your
heart. Also anaesthesia. Earlier this year I went under so
they could stick a tube up my dick to retrieve the kidney
stone that wouldn't pass naturally. With everything they put
in my drip after, I was having serious apocalyptic dreams.
Also I had the best nurses*

There was an awkward moment when one of the African nurses
with a strong accent asked if she could check my balls. I
felt a bit uncomfortable because there were so many people
in the room but it turns out she just wanted to “check my
pulse”. The other nurse also thought that she wanted to
check my balls and proceeded to explain that it wasn’t
necessary and it would be inappropriate.


offline Tony Danza from not today, satan on 2019-06-12 20:15 [#02580037]
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Second opinion: it is necessary and appropriate that we
examine your balls, Portnoy. To get the feel and
texture of them, their heat, their nuggety weight.

You'll not have a trustworthy diagnosis without. And a
proper balls massage stands a good chance of chasing
away the pesky Night Leprechauns.

IDM Lyfe.


online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-06-12 21:06 [#02580041]
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the midgets sound like the aliens from communion


online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-06-12 21:07 [#02580042]
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any excuse to repost this


online EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-06-13 02:10 [#02580050]
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Epics, what do you think of japan?


what do you think about what i said about hong kong? do the
chinese truly lack sarcasm (save someone taking them aside
and explaining it?)? it's a culture i only understand a
little about and it feels like trying to reverse-engineer
some alien computer; feedback on my conclusions would be


offline Roger Wilco from It's eBay for Sex on 2019-06-13 05:49 [#02580078]
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Pulse? No, she said balls. No no no she clearly said she
needed to check my balls. Here you go, check away. Check
them. Check them.

Check my balls!


offline Portnoy on 2019-06-13 11:36 [#02580088]
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When she asked I immediately said yes, of course. She was a
looker too which made the offer even more compelling.


offline mohamed on 2019-06-13 15:31 [#02580108]
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im considering my brain has naturally sort of translated all
the formulas it heard during my trip to palestine, without
even knowing the significate, into the lucid nightmares i
had during the following psychosis.


offline mohamed on 2019-06-13 15:45 [#02580111]
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the lucid nightmare with death itself (and laughing) ive had
it before the trip by sleeping on my mother's death bed, i
woke up abruptly (just as i do now when i moderately
hallucinate in the bed when smoking that joint more) when it
was clear the sodomization was real and i shouldnt have
challenged it.


offline mohamed on 2019-06-16 00:41 [#02580232]
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funny shit is, when i was 18 in full alpine fatigue i was
called by my captain during a camp for a translation with
the israeli army, and while i got all my logic straight with
directions and shit the captain (whose surname translated in
english means: 'sick') said 'that way i could have done the


offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2019-06-18 18:15 [#02580406]
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Those hong kongers are brave taking on xijingping. Really
admire their bravery.


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