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offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-06-02 06:35 [#02578977]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-06-02 08:27 [#02578981]
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lol funny post


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-06-02 09:54 [#02578984]
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eye see what you did there. demolition man


 

offline Roger Wilco from It's eBay for Sex on 2019-06-02 15:29 [#02579012]
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Mermaidman's IMDB filmography

Boy's Academy (2006)
- Gay guy at bar #2 (uncredited)

Follow your own path (2006)
- Naked neighbour glimpsed masturbating (uncredited)

Ballad of the Maghreb (2007)
- Gay refugee

New York '89 (2007)
- Excitable gay at party

Bumble-Bum's Big Birthday Bash (2008)
- Gay children's entertainer

San Francisco Herald Summer Interns (2009)
- Unnamed naked guy in office

An Otter in Bear Country (2009)
- Himself

Atlantis's Secret Gay History (2009)
- Bum-shaped sentient coral

A Queer Tale of... (TV Series)
- Rome (2009) ... Gay man at feast

A Queer Tale of... (TV Series)
- Paris (2009) ... Gay man at court

A Queer Tale of... (TV Series)
- London (2009) ... Gay man in parliament

A Queer Tale of... (TV Series)
- New York (2009) ... Gay man on subway

The Last Ass Virgin of Abu Ghraib (2010)
- Young inmate

Guantanamo Sex Torture (2010)
- Mute Shepard boy inmate

Anal Tradition (2011)
- Mute Slave boy

Desert Dongs (2011)
- Mute Slave boy

Tel Aviv Nights (2012)
- Pool Boy

Beach Bumming (2012)
- Gay man who's lost his trunks

Oscar Wilde Vs The Nazis (2012)
- Gay SS officer

Sebastiane 2000 (2013)
- Voice of VR Gay-Bot

The President Will See You Now (Naked) (2013)
- Gay Advisor

Selected Saucy Sailor Stories IX (2013)
- Young man with ass trapped in porthole.

Yemeni Sex Revolution (2014)
- Mute Shepherd Boy

Coming Out of Africa (2015)
- Gay Gamekeeper

Migrant Men of Military Age Orgy (2016)
- Gay NGO worker


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-06-02 15:34 [#02579014]
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You can’t deny he was great as the mute slave though.
Possibly his best role (not surprised he was asked to
reprise the role in Desert Dongs), with his portrayal of the
inmate in the Last Ass virgin... also memorable. I felt
really dirty and sad for a week after seeing that one. Very
few actors can convey such emotions.

The rumours are rife surrounding his supposed retirement...


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-06-02 15:38 [#02579015]
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Finally a major role someday?


 

offline Roger Wilco from It's eBay for Sex on 2019-06-02 15:40 [#02579016]
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In general critics unfairly dismiss him because his range
only extends to gritting his teeth, grimacing, biting his
bottom lip, quivering and being convincingly bummed. But
what I find is that what he does with these few simple tools
is nothing short of compelling


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-06-02 15:41 [#02579017]
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hmmm looking back i’m very proud of my filmography really


 

offline Roger Wilco from It's eBay for Sex on 2019-06-02 15:43 [#02579018]
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Few actors have worked harder, it must be said.


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-06-02 15:55 [#02579019]
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i remember when we were rehearsing a scene in anal tradition
and the director almost gave me a bum baby


 

offline Roger Wilco from It's eBay for Sex on 2019-06-02 16:01 [#02579020]
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Save the anecdotes for your memoir "Swimming against the
tide: a mermaidman in the Hollywood of former Soviet
states
"


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-06-02 16:29 [#02579021]
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One day you will lay an egg.


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-06-02 16:31 [#02579022]
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Reading that would probably destroy my soul. Unless you
injected some hope into it, mermaidman. Is there hope in
your memoirs?


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-06-02 16:54 [#02579023]
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ooohh russelldust salty my memoirs got more hope than u do
#pwned #teabagged


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-06-02 17:33 [#02579025]
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Ok that’s nice.


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-06-02 17:39 [#02579027]
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lol deal with it bro


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-06-02 17:40 [#02579028]
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LOOOOOL!!


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-06-02 17:57 [#02579029]
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I’m trying to. By the way I didn’t mean to be
“salty” you know? It’s just that judging by your
filmography (a post you don’t qualify as salty it appears)
I was hoping (yes) for your memoir to have some espoir.
I’m on your side, man, I’m hoping for some smashing and
positive anecdotes in your book. Not the ones Roger Wilco is
hoping for. Look, I just don’t want to feel soiled and
depressed for a week like I did after watching
‘Sebastiane’.


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-06-02 18:07 [#02579031]
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oh roger wilco can get very salty like he did after the gay
muppet thing but was he this time i don’t know that
filmography looks anything but depressing bro so does my
memoir ok deal with it


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-06-02 18:07 [#02579032]
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btw sean and rob called they said you weren’t their
favorite fanboy lol


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-06-02 18:10 [#02579033]
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They did notice however that your filmography has another
theme running, besides the depravity and sex.


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-06-02 18:12 [#02579034]
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It’s nice that they call you.


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-06-02 18:13 [#02579036]
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Do you follow any sport, mermaidman?


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-06-02 18:17 [#02579037]
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what theme does it have running clever boy

i follow fortnite


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-06-02 18:21 [#02579039]
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Oh gosh, you’re not a fortnite person are you? Ah no,
you're being your good old trolling self. I bet you really
enjoy video games and don’t like fortnite and that trend
at all.


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-06-02 18:24 [#02579040]
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whatever u say grandpa


 

offline Tony Danza from not today, satan on 2019-06-02 18:30 [#02579043]
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each night roger wilco grinds his teeth and mumbles
"mermaidman... mermaidman..." as he drifts off into a
disturbed and unrestorative sleep


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-06-02 18:31 [#02579044]
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Now I’m really laughing! Battle royale FPS’ loool!
I’ve actually been trying to see you as somewhat
sophisticated all this time!


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-06-02 18:32 [#02579045]
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That was was for mermaidman, obv.



 

offline mermaidman on 2019-06-02 18:34 [#02579047]
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u can laugh all u want it’s a real prestigious sport


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-06-02 18:38 [#02579049]
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Yes, makes certain players celebrities, sponsored and with
their YouTube channel. It’s fascinating stuff. I loved
goldeneye at the time.


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-06-02 18:42 [#02579050]
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he wakes up and swears revenge


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-06-02 18:45 [#02579052]
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i’m not interested in any of that it’s the depth and
skill that interests me


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-06-02 18:53 [#02579054]
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Ok that’s nice.


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-06-02 18:54 [#02579056]
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deal with it


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-06-02 19:07 [#02579067]
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I feel as though I’m doing quite well on that part.


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-06-02 19:08 [#02579069]
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or are you really?!


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-06-02 19:12 [#02579075]
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Yeah, quite positive on my end! Sorry you’re not willing
to see that as a possibility!


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-06-02 19:16 [#02579078]
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are u positive like u were positive that time when u kept
trying to convince me that u liked autechre more than i did


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-06-02 19:16 [#02579079]
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alright u like it more than i do jeez


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-06-02 19:25 [#02579083]
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It was about me criticising an album and then saying “I
probably like it more than you do”. And as hilarious as
that still is to you knowing you’re a fortnite dickhead
reassures me in that assumption. My gosh, mermaidman, what
if I really do like Quaristice more than you do? Is that
really that hard to fathom?

You definitely like fortnite more than I do.

I’m torn now, you’re either kinda smart and here to mess
with people, or you’re the complete idiot you want to
portray yourself as. Either way: good job!


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-06-02 19:30 [#02579087]
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lol it’s okay russelldust i accept that you like them more
than i do


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-06-02 19:31 [#02579088]
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if it’s going to make u feel any better


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-06-02 19:32 [#02579089]
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It’s why you find it so funny I’m curious to know
more about.


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-06-02 19:36 [#02579092]
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it’s just that you’re trying to convince everyone that
you’re the no.1 fanboy we get it already lol


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-06-02 19:47 [#02579098]
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Ah, is that what it’s all been about. Christ, man, I
don’t give a flying fuck about being a “number one
fan” or whatever. I’m starting to think Fortnite really
is a big part of your life.


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-06-02 19:49 [#02579101]
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ok ok you’re trying to look like u don’t care but still
let everyone know that you’re the no.1 fanboi i get it


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-06-02 19:55 [#02579105]
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By saying I might like an album more than you might?

Oh well, if you don’t want me to like you you’re doing a
good job. The effort you take is astounding.


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-06-02 19:58 [#02579106]
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The only time I’ve ever seen you comment about ass tickler
has been regarding this event.

Anyway you’re the most dishonest poster here. Someone
who's only trait here seems to be that he revels on messing
with people.



 


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