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lol funny post |
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eye see what you did there. demolition man |
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Mermaidman's IMDB filmography Boy's Academy (2006) - Gay guy at bar #2 (uncredited) Follow your own path (2006) - Naked neighbour glimpsed masturbating (uncredited) Ballad of the Maghreb (2007) - Gay refugee New York '89 (2007) - Excitable gay at party Bumble-Bum's Big Birthday Bash (2008) - Gay children's entertainer San Francisco Herald Summer Interns (2009) - Unnamed naked guy in office An Otter in Bear Country (2009) - Himself Atlantis's Secret Gay History (2009) - Bum-shaped sentient coral A Queer Tale of... (TV Series) - Rome (2009) ... Gay man at feast A Queer Tale of... (TV Series) - Paris (2009) ... Gay man at court A Queer Tale of... (TV Series) - London (2009) ... Gay man in parliament A Queer Tale of... (TV Series) - New York (2009) ... Gay man on subway The Last Ass Virgin of Abu Ghraib (2010) - Young inmate Guantanamo Sex Torture (2010) - Mute Shepard boy inmate Anal Tradition (2011) - Mute Slave boy Desert Dongs (2011) - Mute Slave boy Tel Aviv Nights (2012) - Pool Boy Beach Bumming (2012) - Gay man who's lost his trunks Oscar Wilde Vs The Nazis (2012) - Gay SS officer Sebastiane 2000 (2013) - Voice of VR Gay-Bot The President Will See You Now (Naked) (2013) - Gay Advisor Selected Saucy Sailor Stories IX (2013) - Young man with ass trapped in porthole. Yemeni Sex Revolution (2014) - Mute Shepherd Boy Coming Out of Africa (2015) - Gay Gamekeeper Migrant Men of Military Age Orgy (2016) - Gay NGO worker |
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You can’t deny he was great as the mute slave though. Possibly his best role (not surprised he was asked to reprise the role in Desert Dongs), with his portrayal of the inmate in the Last Ass virgin... also memorable. I felt really dirty and sad for a week after seeing that one. Very few actors can convey such emotions. The rumours are rife surrounding his supposed retirement... |
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Finally a major role someday? |
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In general critics unfairly dismiss him because his range only extends to gritting his teeth, grimacing, biting his bottom lip, quivering and being convincingly bummed. But what I find is that what he does with these few simple tools is nothing short of compelling |
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hmmm looking back i’m very proud of my filmography really |
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Few actors have worked harder, it must be said. |
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i remember when we were rehearsing a scene in anal tradition and the director almost gave me a bum baby |
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Save the anecdotes for your memoir "Swimming against the tide: a mermaidman in the Hollywood of former Soviet states" |
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One day you will lay an egg. |
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Reading that would probably destroy my soul. Unless you injected some hope into it, mermaidman. Is there hope in your memoirs? |
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ooohh russelldust salty my memoirs got more hope than u do #pwned #teabagged |
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Ok that’s nice. |
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lol deal with it bro |
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LOOOOOL!! |
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I’m trying to. By the way I didn’t mean to be “salty” you know? It’s just that judging by your filmography (a post you don’t qualify as salty it appears) I was hoping (yes) for your memoir to have some espoir. I’m on your side, man, I’m hoping for some smashing and positive anecdotes in your book. Not the ones Roger Wilco is hoping for. Look, I just don’t want to feel soiled and depressed for a week like I did after watching ‘Sebastiane’. |
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oh roger wilco can get very salty like he did after the gay muppet thing but was he this time i don’t know that filmography looks anything but depressing bro so does my memoir ok deal with it |
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btw sean and rob called they said you weren’t their favorite fanboy lol |
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They did notice however that your filmography has another theme running, besides the depravity and sex. |
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It’s nice that they call you. |
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Do you follow any sport, mermaidman? |
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what theme does it have running clever boy i follow fortnite |
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Oh gosh, you’re not a fortnite person are you? Ah no, you're being your good old trolling self. I bet you really enjoy video games and don’t like fortnite and that trend at all. |
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whatever u say grandpa |
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each night roger wilco grinds his teeth and mumbles "mermaidman... mermaidman..." as he drifts off into a disturbed and unrestorative sleep |
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Now I’m really laughing! Battle royale FPS’ loool! I’ve actually been trying to see you as somewhat sophisticated all this time! |
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That was was for mermaidman, obv. |
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u can laugh all u want it’s a real prestigious sport |
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Yes, makes certain players celebrities, sponsored and with their YouTube channel. It’s fascinating stuff. I loved goldeneye at the time. |
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he wakes up and swears revenge |
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i’m not interested in any of that it’s the depth and skill that interests me |
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Ok that’s nice. |
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deal with it |
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I feel as though I’m doing quite well on that part. |
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or are you really?! |
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Yeah, quite positive on my end! Sorry you’re not willing to see that as a possibility! |
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are u positive like u were positive that time when u kept trying to convince me that u liked autechre more than i did |
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alright u like it more than i do jeez |
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It was about me criticising an album and then saying “I probably like it more than you do”. And as hilarious as that still is to you knowing you’re a fortnite dickhead reassures me in that assumption. My gosh, mermaidman, what if I really do like Quaristice more than you do? Is that really that hard to fathom? You definitely like fortnite more than I do. I’m torn now, you’re either kinda smart and here to mess with people, or you’re the complete idiot you want to portray yourself as. Either way: good job! |
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lol it’s okay russelldust i accept that you like them more than i do |
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if it’s going to make u feel any better |
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It’s why you find it so funny I’m curious to know more about. |
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it’s just that you’re trying to convince everyone that you’re the no.1 fanboy we get it already lol |
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Ah, is that what it’s all been about. Christ, man, I don’t give a flying fuck about being a “number one fan” or whatever. I’m starting to think Fortnite really is a big part of your life. |
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ok ok you’re trying to look like u don’t care but still let everyone know that you’re the no.1 fanboi i get it |
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By saying I might like an album more than you might? Oh well, if you don’t want me to like you you’re doing a good job. The effort you take is astounding. |
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The only time I’ve ever seen you comment about ass tickler has been regarding this event. Anyway you’re the most dishonest poster here. Someone who's only trait here seems to be that he revels on messing with people. |
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