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i like the drawing |
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am i seeing correctly here, this alien had a long prehensile nob? groovy i guess |
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yes looks like it, I assume for probing things with |
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i faced a flatmate a while ago, think i raised the highest cards, dont wanna him to sleep bad tonight, and i havent even spoke |
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move through the hallways a shadowy silhouette of Mo, his schlong shadow moving like a pendulum |
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had to call him a cojo repeatedly at the end while he was on his knees, to tune in with the karma law as i was being insulted time ago |
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what was he doing on his knees? |
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not really, metaphorically |
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i played also in defense but the fact that it was me having physical advantage in the discussion makes me feel right |
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ah ok, I had a mental image that your flat is like that prodigy video and your swinging your cock in an dominant manner through the hole between your bedrooms, and your flat mate got down on his knees |
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breathe that's the one |
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swinging cocks, one of your classics |
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yeah its quite hard to get a full rotation I find, you get an oscillation arising, I hear maasai warriors jump up and down and swing their knobs violently from side to side to produce loud smacking sounds to scare lions away from their villages, |
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physical and keeping the deeper truth |
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yes many a opportunistic Lion or Hyena has escaped with a free range African sausage now and again, |
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puppet of a merchant he is, and i got the time he used me up his ass, but thanks for your concern |
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no probs! |
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If'n you ask me, some of these UFOs might be Strange Visitors. (I pronounce it "youfoes") |
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have you seen the tic tacs the US navy have been picking up, seem like some sort of Von Neumann probe to me, advanced AI, |
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sure if I were probing a planet of primitive dumbs I'd send the vons first, makes perfect sense to me, why waste an organic body on these apes |
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yeah exactly, biological matter isn't really ideal for interstellar travel, why not sent millions of probes, you can already see how advanced AI is becoming on this planet, if they are real I just wish they were a bit more comprehendible but I guess a orbital sander to an ape wouldn't be worth explaining |
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you have got to read if this kind of idea tickles your fancy... I got a hard copy but he gives it away for free, amazingly |
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ok bookmarked it on my reading list cheers |
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if there are aliens and we know there are then they have much better technology then us most probably right? cause they came all the way here to earth? so any lifeform that has that sort of advanced technology of course will know how to give themselves a massive dong |
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therefore this guy on the phone knows what he's talking about and that is an accurate drawing of an alien |
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im guessing they use them to balance stuff on like their cups of tea, its the ultimate evolutionary advantage, |
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my internal voice buddies have told me before now that aliens quite often come in dreams but only when yr tangled up in various very uncomfortable yogic positions. i've seen alien apparitions this way but even breathing too hard scares them away. or it could be / is more likely schizophrenia biz |
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penises, previously on xltronic |
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you could be seeing beings from another dimension, and im not being facetious |
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it wasn't you on the phone in was it? |
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