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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-29 17:46 [#02578671]
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mermaidman
on 2019-05-29 21:55 [#02578700]
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i like the drawing
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belb
from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-05-29 22:34 [#02578703]
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am i seeing correctly here, this alien had a long prehensile nob? groovy i guess
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-30 17:32 [#02578745]
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yes looks like it, I assume for probing things with
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2019-05-30 20:21 [#02578752]
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i faced a flatmate a while ago, think i raised the highest cards, dont wanna him to sleep bad tonight, and i havent even spoke
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-30 20:23 [#02578753]
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move through the hallways a shadowy silhouette of Mo, his schlong shadow moving like a pendulum
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2019-05-30 20:25 [#02578754]
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had to call him a cojo repeatedly at the end while he was on his knees, to tune in with the karma law as i was being insulted time ago
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-30 20:27 [#02578755]
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what was he doing on his knees?
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2019-05-30 20:28 [#02578756]
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not really, metaphorically
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2019-05-30 20:30 [#02578757]
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i played also in defense but the fact that it was me having physical advantage in the discussion makes me feel right
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-30 20:33 [#02578758]
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ah ok, I had a mental image that your flat is like that prodigy video and your swinging your cock in an dominant manner through the hole between your bedrooms, and your flat mate got down on his knees
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-30 20:33 [#02578759]
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breathe that's the one
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2019-05-30 20:35 [#02578760]
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swinging cocks, one of your classics
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-30 20:38 [#02578761]
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yeah its quite hard to get a full rotation I find, you get an oscillation arising, I hear maasai warriors jump up and down and swing their knobs violently from side to side to produce loud smacking sounds to scare lions away from their villages,
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2019-05-30 20:39 [#02578762]
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physical and keeping the deeper truth
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-30 20:41 [#02578763]
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yes many a opportunistic Lion or Hyena has escaped with a free range African sausage now and again,
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2019-05-30 20:45 [#02578764]
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puppet of a merchant he is, and i got the time he used me up his ass, but thanks for your concern
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-30 20:53 [#02578765]
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no probs!
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Tony Danza
from NAFO Suicide Hotline on 2019-05-30 20:55 [#02578766]
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If'n you ask me, some of these UFOs might be Strange Visitors.
(I pronounce it "youfoes")
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-30 20:58 [#02578768]
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have you seen the tic tacs the US navy have been picking up, seem like some sort of Von Neumann probe to me, advanced AI,
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Tony Danza
from NAFO Suicide Hotline on 2019-05-30 21:01 [#02578769]
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sure if I were probing a planet of primitive dumbs I'd send the vons first, makes perfect sense to me, why waste an organic body on these apes
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-30 21:01 [#02578770]
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alien tic tacs
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-30 21:03 [#02578771]
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yeah exactly, biological matter isn't really ideal for interstellar travel, why not sent millions of probes, you can already see how advanced AI is becoming on this planet, if they are real I just wish they were a bit more comprehendible but I guess a orbital sander to an ape wouldn't be worth explaining
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Tony Danza
from NAFO Suicide Hotline on 2019-05-30 21:08 [#02578772]
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you have got to read Blindsight if this kind of idea tickles your fancy... I got a hard copy but he gives it away for free, amazingly
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-30 21:15 [#02578773]
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ok bookmarked it on my reading list cheers
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mermaidman
on 2019-05-30 21:59 [#02578777]
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if there are aliens and we know there are then they have much better technology then us most probably right? cause they came all the way here to earth? so any lifeform that has that sort of advanced technology of course will know how to give themselves a massive dong
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mermaidman
on 2019-05-30 22:00 [#02578778]
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therefore this guy on the phone knows what he's talking about and that is an accurate drawing of an alien
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-30 22:04 [#02578779]
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im guessing they use them to balance stuff on like their cups of tea, its the ultimate evolutionary advantage,
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belb
from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-05-30 22:48 [#02578783]
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my internal voice buddies have told me before now that aliens quite often come in dreams but only when yr tangled up in various very uncomfortable yogic positions. i've seen alien apparitions this way but even breathing too hard scares them away. or it could be / is more likely schizophrenia biz
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2019-05-31 02:28 [#02578788]
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prehensile penises, previously on xltronic
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-31 05:23 [#02578794]
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you could be seeing beings from another dimension, and im not being facetious
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-31 05:23 [#02578795]
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it wasn't you on the phone in was it?
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