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offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-29 17:46 [#02578671]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-05-29 21:55 [#02578700]
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i like the drawing


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-05-29 22:34 [#02578703]
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am i seeing correctly here, this alien had a long prehensile
nob? groovy i guess


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-30 17:32 [#02578745]
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yes looks like it, I assume for probing things with


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2019-05-30 20:21 [#02578752]
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i faced a flatmate a while ago, think i raised the highest
cards, dont wanna him to sleep bad tonight, and i havent
even spoke


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-30 20:23 [#02578753]
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move through the hallways a shadowy silhouette of Mo, his
schlong shadow moving like a pendulum


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2019-05-30 20:25 [#02578754]
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had to call him a cojo repeatedly at the end while he was on
his knees, to tune in with the karma law as i was being
insulted time ago


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-30 20:27 [#02578755]
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what was he doing on his knees?


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2019-05-30 20:28 [#02578756]
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not really, metaphorically


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2019-05-30 20:30 [#02578757]
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i played also in defense but the fact that it was me having
physical advantage in the discussion makes me feel right


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-30 20:33 [#02578758]
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ah ok, I had a mental image that your flat is like that
prodigy video and your swinging your cock in an dominant
manner through the hole between your bedrooms, and your flat
mate got down on his knees


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-30 20:33 [#02578759]
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breathe that's the one


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2019-05-30 20:35 [#02578760]
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swinging cocks, one of your classics


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-30 20:38 [#02578761]
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yeah its quite hard to get a full rotation I find, you get
an oscillation arising, I hear maasai warriors jump up and
down and swing their knobs violently from side to side to
produce loud smacking sounds to scare lions away from their
villages,


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2019-05-30 20:39 [#02578762]
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physical and keeping the deeper truth


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-30 20:41 [#02578763]
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yes many a opportunistic Lion or Hyena has escaped with a
free range African sausage now and again,


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2019-05-30 20:45 [#02578764]
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puppet of a merchant he is, and i got the time he used me up
his ass, but thanks for your concern


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-30 20:53 [#02578765]
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no probs!


 

offline Tony Danza from NAFO Suicide Hotline on 2019-05-30 20:55 [#02578766]
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If'n you ask me, some of these UFOs might be Strange
Visitors.

(I pronounce it "youfoes")


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-30 20:58 [#02578768]
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have you seen the tic tacs the US navy have been picking
up, seem like some sort of Von Neumann probe to me, advanced
AI,


 

offline Tony Danza from NAFO Suicide Hotline on 2019-05-30 21:01 [#02578769]
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sure if I were probing a planet of primitive dumbs I'd send
the vons first, makes perfect sense to me, why waste an
organic body on these apes


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-30 21:01 [#02578770]
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alien tic tacs


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-30 21:03 [#02578771]
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yeah exactly, biological matter isn't really ideal for
interstellar travel, why not sent millions of probes, you
can already see how advanced AI is becoming on this planet,
if they are real I just wish they were a bit more
comprehendible but I guess a orbital sander to an ape
wouldn't be worth explaining


 

offline Tony Danza from NAFO Suicide Hotline on 2019-05-30 21:08 [#02578772]
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you have got to read Blindsight if this kind of idea
tickles your fancy... I got a hard copy but he gives it away
for free, amazingly


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-30 21:15 [#02578773]
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ok bookmarked it on my reading list cheers


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-05-30 21:59 [#02578777]
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if there are aliens and we know there are then they have
much better technology then us most probably right? cause
they came all the way here to earth? so any lifeform that
has that sort of advanced technology of course will know how
to give themselves a massive dong


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-05-30 22:00 [#02578778]
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therefore this guy on the phone knows what he's talking
about and that is an accurate drawing of an alien


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-30 22:04 [#02578779]
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im guessing they use them to balance stuff on like their
cups of tea, its the ultimate evolutionary advantage,


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-05-30 22:48 [#02578783]
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my internal voice buddies have told me before now that
aliens quite often come in dreams but only when yr tangled
up in various very uncomfortable yogic positions. i've seen
alien apparitions this way but even breathing too hard
scares them away. or it could be / is more likely
schizophrenia biz


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-05-31 02:28 [#02578788]
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prehensile penises, previously on xltronic


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-31 05:23 [#02578794]
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you could be seeing beings from another dimension, and im
not being facetious


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-31 05:23 [#02578795]
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it wasn't you on the phone in was it?


 


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