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i’ve heard that phobiazero’s penis is 260 pixels long is there any truth to this |
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i think russelldust would know |
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and not because he saw it on phobiazero’s business card |
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I wonder who is the manliest man on here, got to be me im afraid |
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you have to show us your business card |
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is that a euphemism for getting my Johnson out in cyberspace? |
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nobody is downloading my todger |
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i’ve heard that phobiazero’s penis is 260 pixels long is there any truth to this this is meaningless as pixel size depends on the display. gtfoxlt |
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its a backronym for penis incremental xylophone enigmatic locust Stratocaster |
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It's sad because autechre get to be gay with eachother but aphex was only gay with himself, but then his other self died. Maybe aphex can be gay with phobiazero? |
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boards of canada hogging all the incest |
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phobiazero is being held hostage as a leather gimp in tunemx's sex dungeon, richard can damn well find his own slave |
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aphex shags his synths |
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I measured 250 pixels at 2 3/8 inches. That's probably the erect length. Shit, I did 250 not 260, well I'm not doing it again. He probably overcompensated much more than 10 anyway. |
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in digital world where phobiazero resides a pixel is a pixel but when i say 260 pixels OF COURSE i mean on my phone’s screen |
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btw in digital world an average clitoris is 400 pixels long TO PUT THINGS INTO PERSPECTIVE |
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My computer just has one big pixel on it. This lie probably contradicts some of my previous lies. You can see the red green and blue light nice and large, and have to stand many feet away and squint to get a sense of other colors. That's all we're doing is looking at these lights, the mouse etc is just for illusory manipulation, it's just a hypno-box, designed to have us stay put while everything in reality is stolen. |
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on my screen i could copy and paste phobiazero's penis in a row MANY TIMES and together they would make 60 mm's at most still |
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that wasn't supposed to be a reply but it might be as well |
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