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offline mermaidman from the ministry of anal on 2019-05-27 22:30 [#02578534]
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i’ve heard that phobiazero’s penis is 260 pixels long
is there any truth to this


 

offline mermaidman from the ministry of anal on 2019-05-27 22:32 [#02578535]
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i think russelldust would know


 

offline mermaidman from the ministry of anal on 2019-05-27 22:34 [#02578536]
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and not because he saw it on phobiazero’s business card


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-28 00:01 [#02578541]
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I wonder who is the manliest man on here, got to be me im
afraid


 

offline mermaidman from the ministry of anal on 2019-05-28 00:17 [#02578542]
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you have to show us your business card


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-28 00:35 [#02578544]
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is that a euphemism for getting my Johnson out in
cyberspace?


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-28 00:35 [#02578545]
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nobody is downloading my todger


 

online EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-05-28 00:42 [#02578547]
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i’ve heard that phobiazero’s penis is 260 pixels long
is there any truth to this


this is meaningless as pixel size depends on the display.
gtfoxlt


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-28 00:47 [#02578549]
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its a backronym for penis incremental xylophone enigmatic
locust Stratocaster


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-28 02:01 [#02578555]
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It's sad because autechre get to be gay with eachother but
aphex was only gay with himself, but then his other self
died. Maybe aphex can be gay with phobiazero?


 

online EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-05-28 02:19 [#02578557]
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boards of canada hogging all the incest


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-05-28 02:23 [#02578559]
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phobiazero is being held hostage as a leather gimp in
tunemx's sex dungeon, richard can damn well find his own
slave


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-28 02:31 [#02578560]
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aphex shags his synths


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-28 04:56 [#02578566]
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I measured 250 pixels at 2 3/8 inches. That's probably the
erect length. Shit, I did 250 not 260, well I'm not doing it
again. He probably overcompensated much more than 10 anyway.


 

offline mermaidman from the ministry of anal on 2019-05-28 07:59 [#02578568]
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in digital world where phobiazero resides a pixel is a pixel
but when i say 260 pixels OF COURSE i mean on my phone’s
screen


 

offline mermaidman from the ministry of anal on 2019-05-28 08:17 [#02578569]
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btw in digital world an average clitoris is 400 pixels long
TO PUT THINGS INTO PERSPECTIVE


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-28 11:18 [#02578575]
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My computer just has one big pixel on it. This lie probably
contradicts some of my previous lies. You can see the red
green and blue light nice and large, and have to stand many
feet away and squint to get a sense of other colors. That's
all we're doing is looking at these lights, the mouse etc is
just for illusory manipulation, it's just a hypno-box,
designed to have us stay put while everything in reality is
stolen.


 

offline mermaidman from the ministry of anal on 2019-06-15 13:19 [#02580206]
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on my screen i could copy and paste phobiazero's penis in a
row MANY TIMES and together they would make 60 mm's at most
still


 

offline mermaidman from the ministry of anal on 2019-06-15 13:21 [#02580207]
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that wasn't supposed to be a reply but it might be as well


 


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