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god damn 'content'
 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-27 21:19 [#02578527]
Points: 21170 Status: Regular



I want to search the internet (the fagernet) for how to
make hashbrowns, like do you just cheese grate some RAW
potatoes and then fry them or you cook them first, I mean
they take forever to cook in the microwave, but shredding
raw will cook them fast enough? You know questions like
that.

So I search "duck duck go" (fuck, fuck no) for "hash browns
cheese grater raw" and I knew it, I KNEW it... there would
be this "content" all up in the way of the actual
information I want. I was expecting.

"DERP hash browns have been with us since time immemorial.
first invented by the vikings in fuck you bc and then hash
browns are great to eat aren't they good. potatoes are
traditional shit shit bla....'

and sure enough I got this page:
reward shit with backlinks

"Like every red-blooded American, I love hash browns. What's
not to adore about a heaping plate of golden-brown,
extra-crispy potatoes? The answer is nothing. I've yet to
encounter anyone who truly hates hash browns, and if I ever
run into such a person, I will let you all know (and
properly scold them, too). They're a staple of basically all
worthy American breakfast menus, from bare-bones diners and
fast food joints to lavish breakfast buffets and Continental
spreads.

Though the awesomeness of hash browns may be a settled
matter, not everyone agrees on what hash browns are. While
potatoes are a must, how those spuds are cut varies
wildly—for some, hash browns are a mess of precisely cubed
potatoes, while others prefer oddly shaped wedges. Many
diners like to cut their potatoes into half-inch-thick
slices, while some fussy joints prefer to julienne them."

Look at the fake down to earth folkiness, this shit head
probably doesn't even like hash browns, it's probably
written by a robot, probably by a google robot. Google, or
their cronies write every webpage then only give SEO to
themselves. It's all fake.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-27 21:21 [#02578528]
Points: 21170 Status: Regular



I'm gonna start making REAL content websites.

"Potatoes are for FAGS. Who makes hashbrowns from potatoes
is especially a FAG. You can probably fit a potatoe in your
gay butthole, FAG. How do you make hashbrowns? I don't give
a fuck! Fuck you!"


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-27 21:24 [#02578529]
Points: 21170 Status: Regular



I'll probably get sued for copy paste copyright infringement
of their "content" which is basically a horse doing this to
a walrus, you know *makes a ring with left pointer and thumb
and puts other pointer in and out of it*, you know like
that, that's what the whole internet is. The more you're
like that *makes same gesture again* *does it for 3 minutes
in a row getting faster and faster* the more money you get.
Potatoes aren't real, only fake content of potatoes is real.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-27 21:28 [#02578530]
Points: 21170 Status: Regular



All their stupid pictures with the best SEO metadata and
video with seo titles, and the masses lap it up like their
mcdonalds. You have to start from ground zero, perform every
experiment yourself, create everything yourself. You have to
become completely soverign unless you want to become part of
The Shit.


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2019-05-27 21:58 [#02578531]
Points: 5293 Status: Addict



if you search “gay ass hashbrowns” only then you can get
an actual answer to your question


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2019-05-27 22:01 [#02578532]
Points: 5293 Status: Addict



if you search “hashbrowns” as you have found out you
only get gay videos


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2019-05-27 22:10 [#02578533]
Points: 5293 Status: Addict



you can also try “hashbrowns -gay” so that it MIGHT omit
gay related content maybe wouldn’t count on it though


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-05-27 22:53 [#02578537]
Points: 3860 Status: Regular



yr long-ass blahblah is content too my angsty little
sausage

and so is this

and this

etc


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-28 00:36 [#02578546]
Points: 23617 Status: Regular



alexa CIA mail me hashbrows


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-05-28 00:46 [#02578548]
Points: 11494 Status: Addict



just go to mcdonalds
ask for hash browns
accept what they give you as gospel
pay dollars. eat. shoots and leaves


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-05-28 01:13 [#02578551]
Points: 3860 Status: Regular



i hate to admit it but mcdonalds hash browns are fuckin
awesum. mccains are nice too if yr having them at home. with
dark soy sauce, mmm. hashies are a pain to make from
scratch, usually turn out too greasy


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-05-28 01:39 [#02578552]
Points: 11494 Status: Addict



there are many things a deep fryer can do that nothing else
can
since the invention of the air fryer, however, that list has
gotten significantly smaller. still need to get one of those


 

offline Tony Danza from The Way of the Sword on 2019-05-28 01:49 [#02578553]
Points: 1342 Status: Regular



I like to fry botato humnks in a cast iron pan until they're
crispy outside, and dip em in sour cream onion dip. this is
my design


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-28 01:57 [#02578554]
Points: 21170 Status: Regular | Followup to Tony Danza: #02578553



Here's a potato hunk for you, you communist
faggot
!
LAZY_TITLE


 

offline Tony Danza from The Way of the Sword on 2019-05-28 02:04 [#02578556]
Points: 1342 Status: Regular | Followup to w M w: #02578554



thank you comrade, your gay pornography reignites my
revolutionary spirit and makes me fire the potato grease gun
right up your mom's 100% polyester third world zero GNP
hollandaise tunnel. 😎


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-05-28 02:20 [#02578558]
Points: 11494 Status: Addict



eggs hollande,
presidente of france


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-28 04:40 [#02578562]
Points: 21170 Status: Regular | Followup to Tony Danza: #02578556



communist


 

offline Roger Wilco from Pongan bachata on 2019-05-28 09:00 [#02578570]
Points: 296 Status: Lurker



I agree wholeheartedly with w M w on this. The Web is a
fucking mess now. All the fuss people made about Flash... my
fucking phone overheats and bursts into flames if I
momentarily forget that you shoudn't look up recipes on your
phone on any site other than tehe BBC's. (not Big Black
Cookbook, no)


 

offline Tony Danza from The Way of the Sword on 2019-05-28 10:50 [#02578572]
Points: 1342 Status: Regular



oh is that what he was saying.

It's the fashionable tendency of every page to use 2gb of
scripts from 97 different sources to do the work of 5kb of
CSS - but you know, all that scripting is essential for
responsive mobile first design so it displays properly on
phones, ironically.

I get by with reader view, which works sometimes, and
Pocket, which works sometimes.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-28 11:06 [#02578573]
Points: 21170 Status: Regular



I get by with never using a faggot phone for internet.
They're just gonna shrink them down then force you to
implant them in your forehead or right hand like 666 mark of
the beast in revelations. But government itself is religion,
that's why government controlled opposition like alex jones
tries to spread 'christianity' = government-anity. First
they write all this crap in a book like the bible. It makes
no sense for a long time, but they knew they'd have mind
control technology in the future. So now the government is
constantly looking through your eyes so say you see a
squirrel or something. The government records this incident
so next time you read 'scripture', fetched by government
google, they just mention squirrels in the scripture. Pretty
soon you'll just search google for something and the first
link will be a list of places you went and things you saw
today, maybe a video of you wanking taken from the hidden
camera in your smoke detector (required by government, hmm I
wonder why) if they can't film directly through your eyes.
The screen might say 'hello neo follow the white rabbit'
then some goons will knock on the door dressed in rabbit
costumes and take you as prisoner to the fema camp. God is a
hand puppet the government uses as part of their full
spectrum dominance to control you.


 

offline Tony Danza from The Way of the Sword on 2019-05-28 11:23 [#02578576]
Points: 1342 Status: Regular



our current mode of production (base): gig economy

our current ideology (superstructure): red pill / the
matrix

this is not a coincidence.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-05-28 13:06 [#02578577]
Points: 11494 Status: Addict



I've taken to reading news in links -- a text-only web
browser that runs Unix command line. It does not support
images, video, or javascript. No obnoxious autoplaying
video. No script deadlock. Even the sites that are all
"you've reached your free quota of articles; here's an
overlay that won't go away" is stymied. It simply serves up
the article, text only. Works stunningly well.


 

offline mohamed on 2019-05-28 18:30 [#02578590]
Points: 27982 Status: Addict | Show recordbag



im guilty of everything for content


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-05-28 18:35 [#02578591]
Points: 11494 Status: Addict



this is the river of our discount content #streaming #pileof


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-05-28 20:44 [#02578624]
Points: 13814 Status: Regular



You need proper rösti, mate.


 

offline Tony Danza from The Way of the Sword on 2019-05-29 01:05 [#02578634]
Points: 1342 Status: Regular



I'm not feeling very "content" with the "content" of this
thread, step up your game, fellows


 

offline mohamed on 2019-05-29 08:23 [#02578647]
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im getting my teeth whitened and im going to the 'bodysound'
event today, like a true Milan citizen


 

offline mohamed on 2019-05-29 08:30 [#02578648]
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i just lack gym at 7 in the morning


 

offline mohamed on 2019-05-29 20:57 [#02578688]
Points: 27982 Status: Addict | Followup to mohamed: #02578647 | Show recordbag



ain't came out nothing but to live the present day. but i
feel fine having attended, Carla is a woman of culture

the whitening stuff set the yellow level say back to a
couple of years, nothing more nothing less


 

offline mohamed on 2019-05-29 21:21 [#02578692]
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nothing as there is not scientific proof that the kid
connects the sounds that makes with the disabled limbs with
living the handicap a tad less problematically


 


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