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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-27 21:19 [#02578527]
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I want to search the internet (the fagernet) for how to make hashbrowns, like do you just cheese grate some RAW potatoes and then fry them or you cook them first, I mean they take forever to cook in the microwave, but shredding raw will cook them fast enough? You know questions like that.
So I search "duck duck go" (fuck, fuck no) for "hash browns cheese grater raw" and I knew it, I KNEW it... there would be this "content" all up in the way of the actual information I want. I was expecting.
"DERP hash browns have been with us since time immemorial. first invented by the vikings in fuck you bc and then hash browns are great to eat aren't they good. potatoes are traditional shit shit bla....'
and sure enough I got this page: reward shit with backlinks
"Like every red-blooded American, I love hash browns. What's not to adore about a heaping plate of golden-brown, extra-crispy potatoes? The answer is nothing. I've yet to encounter anyone who truly hates hash browns, and if I ever run into such a person, I will let you all know (and properly scold them, too). They're a staple of basically all worthy American breakfast menus, from bare-bones diners and fast food joints to lavish breakfast buffets and Continental spreads.
Though the awesomeness of hash browns may be a settled matter, not everyone agrees on what hash browns are. While potatoes are a must, how those spuds are cut varies wildly—for some, hash browns are a mess of precisely cubed potatoes, while others prefer oddly shaped wedges. Many diners like to cut their potatoes into half-inch-thick slices, while some fussy joints prefer to julienne them."
Look at the fake down to earth folkiness, this shit head probably doesn't even like hash browns, it's probably written by a robot, probably by a google robot. Google, or their cronies write every webpage then only give SEO to themselves. It's all fake.
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-27 21:21 [#02578528]
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I'm gonna start making REAL content websites.
"Potatoes are for FAGS. Who makes hashbrowns from potatoes is especially a FAG. You can probably fit a potatoe in your gay butthole, FAG. How do you make hashbrowns? I don't give a fuck! Fuck you!"
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-27 21:24 [#02578529]
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I'll probably get sued for copy paste copyright infringement of their "content" which is basically a horse doing this to a walrus, you know *makes a ring with left pointer and thumb and puts other pointer in and out of it*, you know like that, that's what the whole internet is. The more you're like that *makes same gesture again* *does it for 3 minutes in a row getting faster and faster* the more money you get. Potatoes aren't real, only fake content of potatoes is real.
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-27 21:28 [#02578530]
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All their stupid pictures with the best SEO metadata and video with seo titles, and the masses lap it up like their mcdonalds. You have to start from ground zero, perform every experiment yourself, create everything yourself. You have to become completely soverign unless you want to become part of The Shit.
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mermaidman
on 2019-05-27 21:58 [#02578531]
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if you search “gay ass hashbrowns” only then you can get an actual answer to your question
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mermaidman
on 2019-05-27 22:01 [#02578532]
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if you search “hashbrowns” as you have found out you only get gay videos
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mermaidman
on 2019-05-27 22:10 [#02578533]
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you can also try “hashbrowns -gay” so that it MIGHT omit gay related content maybe wouldn’t count on it though
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belb
from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-05-27 22:53 [#02578537]
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yr long-ass blahblah is content too my angsty little sausage
and so is this
and this
etc
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-28 00:36 [#02578546]
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alexa CIA mail me hashbrows
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2019-05-28 00:46 [#02578548]
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just go to mcdonalds ask for hash browns accept what they give you as gospel pay dollars. eat. shoots and leaves
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belb
from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-05-28 01:13 [#02578551]
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i hate to admit it but mcdonalds hash browns are fuckin awesum. mccains are nice too if yr having them at home. with dark soy sauce, mmm. hashies are a pain to make from scratch, usually turn out too greasy
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2019-05-28 01:39 [#02578552]
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there are many things a deep fryer can do that nothing else can
since the invention of the air fryer, however, that list has gotten significantly smaller. still need to get one of those
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Tony Danza
from NAFO Suicide Hotline on 2019-05-28 01:49 [#02578553]
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I like to fry botato humnks in a cast iron pan until they're crispy outside, and dip em in sour cream onion dip. this is my design
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-28 01:57 [#02578554]
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Here's a potato hunk for you, you communist faggot!
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Tony Danza
from NAFO Suicide Hotline on 2019-05-28 02:04 [#02578556]
Points: 3638 Status: Lurker | Followup to w M w: #02578554
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thank you comrade, your gay pornography reignites my revolutionary spirit and makes me fire the potato grease gun right up your mom's 100% polyester third world zero GNP hollandaise tunnel. 😎
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2019-05-28 02:20 [#02578558]
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eggs hollande, presidente of france
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-28 04:40 [#02578562]
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communist
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Roger Wilco
from Mo's Beans on 2019-05-28 09:00 [#02578570]
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I agree wholeheartedly with w M w on this. The Web is a fucking mess now. All the fuss people made about Flash... my fucking phone overheats and bursts into flames if I momentarily forget that you shoudn't look up recipes on your phone on any site other than tehe BBC's. (not Big Black Cookbook, no)
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Tony Danza
from NAFO Suicide Hotline on 2019-05-28 10:50 [#02578572]
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oh is that what he was saying.
It's the fashionable tendency of every page to use 2gb of scripts from 97 different sources to do the work of 5kb of CSS - but you know, all that scripting is essential for responsive mobile first design so it displays properly on phones, ironically.
I get by with reader view, which works sometimes, and Pocket, which works sometimes.
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-28 11:06 [#02578573]
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I get by with never using a faggot phone for internet. They're just gonna shrink them down then force you to implant them in your forehead or right hand like 666 mark of the beast in revelations. But government itself is religion, that's why government controlled opposition like alex jones tries to spread 'christianity' = government-anity. First they write all this crap in a book like the bible. It makes no sense for a long time, but they knew they'd have mind control technology in the future. So now the government is constantly looking through your eyes so say you see a squirrel or something. The government records this incident so next time you read 'scripture', fetched by government google, they just mention squirrels in the scripture. Pretty soon you'll just search google for something and the first link will be a list of places you went and things you saw today, maybe a video of you wanking taken from the hidden camera in your smoke detector (required by government, hmm I wonder why) if they can't film directly through your eyes. The screen might say 'hello neo follow the white rabbit' then some goons will knock on the door dressed in rabbit costumes and take you as prisoner to the fema camp. God is a hand puppet the government uses as part of their full spectrum dominance to control you.
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Tony Danza
from NAFO Suicide Hotline on 2019-05-28 11:23 [#02578576]
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our current mode of production (base): gig economy
our current ideology (superstructure): red pill / the matrix
this is not a coincidence.
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2019-05-28 13:06 [#02578577]
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I've taken to reading news in links -- a text-only web browser that runs Unix command line. It does not support images, video, or javascript. No obnoxious autoplaying video. No script deadlock. Even the sites that are all "you've reached your free quota of articles; here's an overlay that won't go away" is stymied. It simply serves up the article, text only. Works stunningly well.
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2019-05-28 18:30 [#02578590]
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im guilty of everything for content
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2019-05-28 18:35 [#02578591]
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this is the river of our discount content #streaming #pileof
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RussellDust
on 2019-05-28 20:44 [#02578624]
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You need proper rösti, mate.
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Tony Danza
from NAFO Suicide Hotline on 2019-05-29 01:05 [#02578634]
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I'm not feeling very "content" with the "content" of this thread, step up your game, fellows
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2019-05-29 08:23 [#02578647]
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im getting my teeth whitened and im going to the 'bodysound' event today, like a true Milan citizen
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2019-05-29 08:30 [#02578648]
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i just lack gym at 7 in the morning
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2019-05-29 20:57 [#02578688]
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ain't came out nothing but to live the present day. but i feel fine having attended, Carla is a woman of culture
the whitening stuff set the yellow level say back to a couple of years, nothing more nothing less
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2019-05-29 21:21 [#02578692]
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nothing as there is not scientific proof that the kid connects the sounds that makes with the disabled limbs with living the handicap a tad less problematically
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