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i really like the spazz parade that emerges when i hold down two keys and ket the arp drive the drums with TECHNO kit. i need an object to hold the keys down so it doesn't absorb a hand. i don't want to tape the keys, because i want to be able to turn this on and off. lift it off and plop it back on and the right moments, like indiana jones... on that note, the keys are velocity sensitive, so the object has to be placed with enough gusto or the notes will be terribly quiet. but then too loud is also not good in any case, i'm hunting around for the right object, and i just can't find it. s staper? no, it's too long and made of plastic. my weed grinder? no, it's three keys wide, and i need two. a fossilized triolbyte? i mean, heck, it's essentially a rock... but, no, it's not heavy enough, and slightly too wide halp |
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a plastic squeeze thing of french's mustard is perfect. thank god |
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I would go with two "C" clamps, but mustard works too, as long as it's organic and non-GMO |
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there is nothing natural about french's yellow, except how it fits across two of the white keys |
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i was thinking about an eleventh finger |
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don't 4get ur this is an ever-evolving battle on the front lines. in the words , "timecode records really changed things, because it's not like i can change a third record with my dick" |
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neal stephenson, in snow crash, had some passage about custom motorcycle software people would write to race in the VR universe. in a place where physics are not an obstacle, it comes down to reaction time -- when any bike can hit the universe's top speed immediately, the challenge is then reaction time, control -- user interface. minimizing the barrier between user and system |
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i hold down the two keys with my PENIS to drive the TECHNO kit |
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but thinking about it my TESTICLES are actually more suitable you could put each one on the two buttons to drive the TECHNO kit |
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are these buttons or actual keys? usually you hold the key down and wedge a guitar pick over it to hold the key down. |
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ket? the arp drive the drums to be more precise |
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i would be absolutely open to using my penis to manipulate synthesizers, but it's not exactly articulated like a finger. no sir, i'm no dolphin. so it'd just flap around and hit stuff and it's not like my dick could actually hold a key down. too bouncy. absolutely useless for music, despite all the jokes |
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I hold in my hand, the sacred phallus of obajaliwioodmickhuckall |
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Wanted to bump an epicmegatracks thread because they’re aren’t enough. Eve heard of “less is more”? Definitely something that doesn’t seem to apply to you. Respect though, I appreciate your fervency! Maybe one night you could make the 50 First threads yours! |
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by the power of mjölnir, hold down C1 and D1 |
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With my penis? |
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it's because your dong isn't as big as mine i just throw my dong on the buttons and voila |
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or as heavy i should say |
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I’m Worried about the rather agressive nature of the image, but Nevs face is priceless. |
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its not a threat, its a PROMISE! only kidding |
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With the smaller body, works brilliantly. Can you post one without the bit where you think EpicmegaNevs might die? |
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“I want more bass, Nevenen! |
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great facial expression |
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Fecal? Can you do one where he’s a superstar dj (here we go!)? I feel you’ve been a bit unkind. Mind you he might have seen this coming. |
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ok yes it was a bit naughty, was made in jest of course, I will do a nice one now |
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Guetta |
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Judging by the amount of shit you post, you either need a new, busier forum to post on, or maybe an EPIC MEGA dedicated blog? HTH |
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i need the right object to SHOVE INSIDE ME! |
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