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i need the right object
 

online EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-05-26 04:55 [#02578355]
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i really like the spazz parade that emerges when i hold
down two keys and ket the arp drive the drums with TECHNO
kit. i need an object to hold the keys down so it doesn't
absorb a hand. i don't want to tape the keys, because i want
to be able to turn this on and off. lift it off and plop it
back on and the right moments, like indiana jones... on that
note, the keys are velocity sensitive, so the object has to
be placed with enough gusto or the notes will be terribly
quiet. but then too loud is also not good

in any case, i'm hunting around for the right object, and i
just can't find it. s staper? no, it's too long and made of
plastic. my weed grinder? no, it's three keys wide, and i
need two. a fossilized triolbyte? i mean, heck, it's
essentially a rock... but, no, it's not heavy enough, and
slightly too wide

halp


 

online EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-05-26 05:00 [#02578356]
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a plastic squeeze thing of french's mustard is perfect.
thank god


 

online EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-05-26 05:32 [#02578357]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline wavephace from off the chain on 2019-05-26 05:40 [#02578358]
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I would go with two "C" clamps, but mustard works too, as
long as it's organic and non-GMO


 

online EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-05-26 05:41 [#02578359]
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there is nothing natural about french's yellow, except how
it fits across two of the white keys


 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2019-05-26 20:36 [#02578389]
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i was thinking about an eleventh finger


 

online EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-05-26 20:54 [#02578390]
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don't 4get ur feet

this is an ever-evolving battle on the front lines. in the
words dj am, "timecode records really changed
things, because it's not like i can change a third record
with my dick"


 

online EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-05-26 20:56 [#02578391]
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neal stephenson, in snow crash, had some passage about
custom motorcycle software people would write to race in the
VR universe. in a place where physics are not an obstacle,
it comes down to reaction time -- when any bike can hit the
universe's top speed immediately, the challenge is then
reaction time, control -- user interface. minimizing the
barrier between user and system


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-05-26 21:12 [#02578396]
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i hold down the two keys with my PENIS to drive the TECHNO
kit


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-05-26 21:17 [#02578397]
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but thinking about it my TESTICLES are actually more
suitable you could put each one on the two buttons to drive
the TECHNO kit


 

offline hevquip from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2019-05-26 21:17 [#02578398]
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are these buttons or actual keys? usually you hold the key
down and wedge a guitar pick over it to hold the key down.


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-05-26 21:18 [#02578399]
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ket? the arp drive the drums to be more precise


 

online EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-05-26 22:37 [#02578409]
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i would be absolutely open to using my penis to manipulate
synthesizers, but it's not exactly articulated like a
finger. no sir, i'm no dolphin. so it'd just flap around and
hit stuff and it's not like my dick could actually hold a
key down. too bouncy. absolutely useless for music, despite
all the jokes


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-26 22:47 [#02578413]
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I hold in my hand, the sacred phallus of
obajaliwioodmickhuckall


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-05-26 23:45 [#02578418]
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Wanted to bump an epicmegatracks thread because they’re
aren’t enough.

Eve heard of “less is more”? Definitely something that
doesn’t seem to apply to you. Respect though, I appreciate
your fervency! Maybe one night you could make the 50
First threads yours!


 

online EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-05-26 23:49 [#02578419]
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by the power of mjölnir, hold down C1 and D1



 

offline RussellDust on 2019-05-26 23:51 [#02578420]
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With my penis?


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-05-27 00:05 [#02578428]
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it's because your dong isn't as big as mine i just throw my
dong on the buttons and voila


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-05-27 00:09 [#02578429]
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or as heavy i should say


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-27 00:12 [#02578430]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-05-27 00:14 [#02578433]
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I’m
Worried about the rather agressive nature of the image, but
Nevs face is priceless.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-27 00:14 [#02578435]
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its not a threat, its a PROMISE! only kidding


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-05-27 00:16 [#02578436]
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With the smaller body, works brilliantly. Can you post one
without the bit where you think EpicmegaNevs might die?


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-05-27 00:20 [#02578437]
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“I want more bass, Nevenen! grave times


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-27 00:22 [#02578438]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-27 00:31 [#02578439]
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great facial expression


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-05-27 01:09 [#02578440]
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Fecal?

Can you do one where he’s a superstar dj (here we go!)? I
feel you’ve been a bit unkind. Mind you he might have seen
this coming.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-27 01:11 [#02578441]
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ok yes it was a bit naughty, was made in jest of course, I
will do a nice one now


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-27 01:31 [#02578444]
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Geoff Guetta


 

offline Cliff Glitchard from DEEP DOWN INSIDE on 2019-05-27 02:51 [#02578450]
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Judging by the amount of shit you post, you either need a
new, busier forum to post on, or maybe an EPIC MEGA
dedicated blog?

HTH


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-05-27 05:00 [#02578455]
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i need the right object to SHOVE INSIDE ME!


 


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