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the air conditioning clicked on and just having a moment to say i don't miss window-wedged swamp coolers in the slightest |
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Yeah, central air can seem convenient, but cooling one's entire domicile is ridiculously inefficient and hugely exacerbates the climate emergency. When I do use air conditioning—and I try to avoid it until the temperature in my flat exceeds 90°F—I carry a single window unit around with me, installing it when I enter a room and taking it out when I leave. |
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i always bring my own toilet |
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the guy's freaking out on me "you took my toilet out of the wall," he bitches. "man, that thing was filthy," i say, disgusted. "now quit whining; let me install this toilet so i can take a shit" |
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I keep telling my mom we need to conserve water. A good rule to live by is "if it's yellow let it mellow, it it's brown let it mellow also, then flush once at the end of each day". But she keeps flushing, and she yells at me every time I shit. I don't know what to do |
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move on to the next scene from better call saul and take up the bagpipes |
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good name for a album title |
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central air? i always bring my own toilet? conserve water? take up the bagpipes? |
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central air by u2 central air, I don't have a care, Tuesday bloody Tuesday |
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"i always bring my own toilet" by merzbow |
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anything is a toilet if you have the willpower |
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space is a toilet |
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Anything can be toilet. What’s the strangest thing you’ve peed on? I have a good story coming up, if I have thee strength. |
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So an girlfriend arrives home and tells me “I’m really really really drunk”. She seems okay to me so I don’t think much more of it. She even decides to take the dog out and when she comes back she’s like “okay I’m going to bed”. She goes to bed and I stay up browsing on the computer, after a while I nipped to the loo. As I returned she is crouching over the computer, pants down. I ask her what she’s doing and casually she replies “I’m going to pee on the computer”. Just seemed completely normal to her, there was nothing absurd about it as far as she was concerned. Even somewhat baffled at my question. It was just “well I’m going to take a piss on the computer, why are you asking?”. Good job didn’t go to the toilet for a dump. |
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jesus, my mum had a miniature porcelain toilet ornament I peed in when I was a kid, what did they expect though? I got a belt round the ear for that |
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no one, I mean NO one pisses on my pc |
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the bathroom was occupied, and what should she do? obviously, the object that you were occupying when you weren't occupying the bathroom is fungible with the bathroom |
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