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offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-05-25 22:10 [#02578339]
Points: 23981 Status: Addict



the air conditioning clicked on and just having a moment to
say i don't miss window-wedged swamp coolers in the
slightest


 

offline wavephace from off the chain on 2019-05-26 03:27 [#02578351]
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Yeah, central air can seem convenient, but cooling one's
entire domicile is ridiculously inefficient and hugely
exacerbates the climate emergency. When I do use air
conditioning—and I try to avoid it until the temperature
in my flat exceeds 90°F—I carry a single window unit
around with me, installing it when I enter a room and taking
it out when I leave.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-05-26 04:16 [#02578354]
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i always bring my own toilet


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-05-26 05:42 [#02578361]
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the guy's freaking out on me "you took my toilet out of the
wall," he bitches.

"man, that thing was filthy," i say, disgusted. "now
quit whining; let me install this toilet so i can take a
shit"


 

offline wavephace from off the chain on 2019-05-26 05:52 [#02578362]
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I keep telling my mom we need to conserve water. A good rule
to live by is "if it's yellow let it mellow, it it's brown
let it mellow also, then flush once at the end of each day".
But she keeps flushing, and she yells at me every time I
shit. I don't know what to do


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-05-26 05:56 [#02578363]
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move on to the next scene from better call saul and take up
the bagpipes


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-26 19:33 [#02578386]
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good name for a album title


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-05-26 20:57 [#02578392]
Points: 23981 Status: Addict | Followup to Hyperflake: #02578386



central air?
i always bring my own toilet?
conserve water?
take up the bagpipes?


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-26 21:41 [#02578402]
Points: 30707 Status: Regular | Followup to EpicMegatrax: #02578392



central air by u2

central air, I don't have a care, Tuesday bloody Tuesday


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-05-26 22:32 [#02578404]
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"i always bring my own toilet" by merzbow


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-26 22:34 [#02578406]
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anything is a toilet if you have the willpower


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-05-26 23:53 [#02578422]
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space is a toilet


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-05-27 00:05 [#02578427]
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Anything can be toilet.

What’s the strangest thing you’ve peed on?

I have a good story coming up, if I have thee strength.


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-05-27 00:12 [#02578431]
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So an girlfriend arrives home and tells me “I’m really
really really drunk”. She seems okay to me so I don’t
think much more of it. She even decides to take the dog out
and when she comes back she’s like “okay I’m going to
bed”. She goes to bed and I stay up browsing on the
computer, after a while I nipped to the loo. As I returned
she is crouching over the computer, pants down. I ask her
what she’s doing and casually she replies “I’m going
to pee on the computer”. Just seemed completely normal to
her, there was nothing absurd about it as far as she was
concerned. Even somewhat baffled at my question. It was just
“well I’m going to take a piss on the computer, why are
you asking?”. Good job didn’t go to the toilet for a
dump.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-27 00:14 [#02578432]
Points: 30707 Status: Regular | Followup to RussellDust: #02578431



jesus, my mum had a miniature porcelain toilet ornament I
peed in when I was a kid, what did they expect though? I got
a belt round the ear for that



 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-27 00:14 [#02578434]
Points: 30707 Status: Regular | Followup to RussellDust: #02578431



no one, I mean NO one pisses on my pc


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-05-27 01:27 [#02578443]
Points: 23981 Status: Addict | Followup to RussellDust: #02578431



the bathroom was occupied, and what should she do?
obviously, the object that you were occupying when you
weren't occupying the bathroom is fungible with the bathroom


 


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