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I've had three beers and some weed edibles after work with a burger. I get on the train, twitching around to Chemical Brothers, and I'm feeling silly. As the train pulls out of the station, another train is roughly in sync with my train. It goes ahead, falls back, oscillates. I begin making faces at people on the other train, like a little kid. Some lady spots me -- pretty, black, dreadlocks -- and her face says: wat? Is is rude? Obscene? but before she's finished this thot, I am smiling; waving hello with childish enthusiasm. She promptly cracks up; shits herself with laughter. The trains shift out of sync. |
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haha that's cool i remember getting the train into manchester for a bogdan raczynski / astrobotnia double header back when i lived in warrington, about an hour away... i was very, very high on some ak47 back when i was a rookie smoking alone. prior to catching the train i was staring at my reflection in the window of a local youth centre and pulling faces at myself. couldn't stop laughing, like it was the funniest thing i'd ever seen, it was almost painful.the caretaker came out to shoo me away in the end. caught the train. i don't remember much of the gig but i will never forget that guy's astonished, fearful expression at my laughter |
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I had a amusing moment before, I went for a wee and as I started to pee I noticed a tiny fruit fly in the toilet bowl, probably having a drink or something, and as I was peeing it flew up and straight through my pee stream, how it wasn't hit by any pee I don't know, it must have been small and quick enough that it managed to avoid any droplets , I did laugh out loud |
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fav+ keep it coming, fun stories :) |
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I once was so drunk after a Venetian snares gig I took a piss at the platform on the trainrails. The conductor came up to me pretty angry and said what the fuck are you doing? I got angry too and grapped him by his necktie which let loose because they're fake neckties for security. I was so surprised I laughed, gave him back his necktie and stepped on the train home. |
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i once pulled the emergency brake and when i ran out of the train laughing like a stupid asshole the conductor ran after me screaming: grandmas could have fallen! |
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lol very polite conductor |
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