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offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-09 09:27 [#02577063]
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This pizza box says "MADE WITH 100% Real MOZZARELLA
CHEESE":
LAZY_TITLE
The claim they're willing to put in writing right on every
box to stand out from the "competition" is that.. it's real.
How is it not going to be real? 100% real. There's no
imaginary numbers used, not an iota of anything but
realness, not 99.9999% real, but 100.000%, whereas I give
myself about 10% on the realness scale. I notice they use
all caps on some words, like they do in the legal system to
people's names, so maybe it's a scam that doesn't
technically claim anything since words with all caps aren't
technically real words. Is there something that qualifies as
non real cheese? I know imaginary cheese, which leads me to
wonder, can I sell pizzas with nothing inside the box as
long as I make no realness claims? Or do other pizzas use
toe jam or something if they don't make realness claims? Can
anything be substituted for cheese to make it non-real? If I
have a pizza with no cheese and park a car on top is the car
non-real cheese? There's not even a millionth of a percent
of anything but real cheese, no contaminants of any kind, or
maybe real cheese is defined as the cheese plus its
contaminants. It's a bold claim, I think they're simply
confident nobody can disprove it. Or even if they do the
person who claims to prove or disprove it might be unreal
theirself. It's a pretty cool topic, thanks.


 

offline mohamed on 2019-05-09 09:49 [#02577065]
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He he


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-09 09:57 [#02577066]
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Americans love their whey and emulsifiers so when something
is actual cheese they put a warning on the box so you can't
sue them.


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-05-09 10:17 [#02577069]
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Ha ha!

Always been astounded with their cheese sprays.


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-09 10:20 [#02577070]
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Prime example of science going too far.

designer babies < creating black holes < spray cheese


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-05-09 10:21 [#02577071]
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:D


 

online wavephace from Aspiring Moderator on 2019-05-09 13:24 [#02577093]
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Imagine thinking "cows were raped for this... we guarantee
it" is a good marketing slogan


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-09 13:25 [#02577094]
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Milking a person is molestation at best imo.


 

online wavephace from Aspiring Moderator on 2019-05-09 13:38 [#02577097]
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Breastfeeding is exploitation of folks too but at least they
can theoretically consent


 

online wavephace from Aspiring Moderator on 2019-05-09 13:55 [#02577098]
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Just to be clear, I'm using cows in the colloquial,
gender-neutral sense. I understand that some bulls can also
be raped to produce dairy products


 

offline Cliff Glitchard from DEEP DOWN INSIDE on 2019-05-10 00:19 [#02577161]
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What sort of cunt makes a pizza box out of cheese, 100% real
or not?

Not even Papa John would do that and he makes pizzas boxes
out of ashes of dead black children.



 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-10 03:09 [#02577163]
Points: 21119 Status: Regular



They probably had a committee meeting.
Is it organic? Can we put that on the box? Or non gmo?
No sir.
Well, I mean, the cheese is made with cow milk right? We can
say like from cows with no growth hormone or whatever the
trendy thing is?
Well, we actually lowered our costs by using horse milk.
Horse cheese. Well... hmm... is the milk free from horse
feces or urin at least?
Our tests were inconclusive, we probably shouldn't mention
it.
Ok... let's see, let's see... the pizza at least exists in
reality right? It's real. Yeah, play up that angle. Really
emphasize 'real', put that word in a nice cursive font, you
know. Our pizza is real. The tomatoes are real the
cheese is real. All right meeting adjourned.


 

online dariusgriffin from cool on 2019-05-10 03:19 [#02577165]
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maybe they mean it is real traditional mozzarella made with
buffalo's milk okay


 

online dariusgriffin from cool on 2019-05-10 03:24 [#02577166]
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wait wmw buddy, are you a freeman-on-the-land? that would be
awesome i love those idiots


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-10 03:39 [#02577167]
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I don't own a single grain of dirt. You can't buy land by
the grain, only by the amount intentionally measured to be
unaffordable for the renter caste in a rigged rentocracy.
It's ok, all colleges are full of brainwashed communists,
you're in the majority of people who think freedom is bad.


 

online wavephace from Aspiring Moderator on 2019-05-10 04:00 [#02577169]
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Nor have we dedicated enough resources to scholarship on the
PIZZERIA 𝓢𝓽𝔂𝓵𝓮 CRUST


 

online wavephace from Aspiring Moderator on 2019-05-10 04:03 [#02577170]
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What are the sociocultural implications of declaring one
type of pizza "supreme"


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-10 05:04 [#02577173]
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The purposely made a word propagandized to be "bad" called
"the F word" so they can start banning actual letters of the
alphabet. "The F word" now, "the F letter" later. Only 25
more letters to go, wait "the N word", so 24. Once we have
no framework to think in, we can legally be farmed and made
into pizza toppings, just like other animals that can't
talk.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2019-05-10 05:08 [#02577174]
Points: 21119 Status: Regular



I want this to become a meme: instead of saying "word to
your mother" like vanilla ice, say "N word to your mother".

N word to your mother,
w M w


 

offline mermaidman from the pacific ocean on 2019-05-10 10:15 [#02577180]
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100% real boobiez


 

offline mermaidman from the pacific ocean on 2019-05-10 10:17 [#02577181]
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today even bums are fake bruh how are u supposed to trust
someone with a fake bum


 

offline mohamed on 2019-05-10 22:26 [#02577221]
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i dont think the problem is true or not true, it depends if
its done well or not


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2019-05-10 23:35 [#02577225]
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