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This pizza box says "MADE WITH 100% Real MOZZARELLA CHEESE": The claim they're willing to put in writing right on every box to stand out from the "competition" is that.. it's real. How is it not going to be real? 100% real. There's no imaginary numbers used, not an iota of anything but realness, not 99.9999% real, but 100.000%, whereas I give myself about 10% on the realness scale. I notice they use all caps on some words, like they do in the legal system to people's names, so maybe it's a scam that doesn't technically claim anything since words with all caps aren't technically real words. Is there something that qualifies as non real cheese? I know imaginary cheese, which leads me to wonder, can I sell pizzas with nothing inside the box as long as I make no realness claims? Or do other pizzas use toe jam or something if they don't make realness claims? Can anything be substituted for cheese to make it non-real? If I have a pizza with no cheese and park a car on top is the car non-real cheese? There's not even a millionth of a percent of anything but real cheese, no contaminants of any kind, or maybe real cheese is defined as the cheese plus its contaminants. It's a bold claim, I think they're simply confident nobody can disprove it. Or even if they do the person who claims to prove or disprove it might be unreal theirself. It's a pretty cool topic, thanks. |
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He he |
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Americans love their whey and emulsifiers so when something is actual cheese they put a warning on the box so you can't sue them. |
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Ha ha! Always been astounded with their cheese sprays. |
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Prime example of science going too far. designer babies < creating black holes < spray cheese |
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:D |
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Imagine thinking "cows were raped for this... we guarantee it" is a good marketing slogan |
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Milking a person is molestation at best imo. |
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Breastfeeding is exploitation of folks too but at least they can theoretically consent |
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Just to be clear, I'm using cows in the colloquial, gender-neutral sense. I understand that some bulls can also be raped to produce dairy products |
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What sort of cunt makes a pizza box out of cheese, 100% real or not? Not even Papa John would do that and he makes pizzas boxes out of ashes of dead black children. |
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They probably had a committee meeting. Is it organic? Can we put that on the box? Or non gmo? No sir. Well, I mean, the cheese is made with cow milk right? We can say like from cows with no growth hormone or whatever the trendy thing is? Well, we actually lowered our costs by using horse milk. Horse cheese. Well... hmm... is the milk free from horse feces or urin at least? Our tests were inconclusive, we probably shouldn't mention it. Ok... let's see, let's see... the pizza at least exists in reality right? It's real. Yeah, play up that angle. Really emphasize 'real', put that word in a nice cursive font, you know. Our pizza is real. The tomatoes are real the cheese is real. All right meeting adjourned. |
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maybe they mean it is real traditional mozzarella made with buffalo's milk okay |
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wait wmw buddy, are you a freeman-on-the-land? that would be awesome i love those idiots |
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I don't own a single grain of dirt. You can't buy land by the grain, only by the amount intentionally measured to be unaffordable for the renter caste in a rigged rentocracy. It's ok, all colleges are full of brainwashed communists, you're in the majority of people who think freedom is bad. |
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Nor have we dedicated enough resources to scholarship on the PIZZERIA 𝓢𝓽𝔂𝓵𝓮 CRUST |
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What are the sociocultural implications of declaring one type of pizza "supreme" |
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The purposely made a word propagandized to be "bad" called "the F word" so they can start banning actual letters of the alphabet. "The F word" now, "the F letter" later. Only 25 more letters to go, wait "the N word", so 24. Once we have no framework to think in, we can legally be farmed and made into pizza toppings, just like other animals that can't talk. |
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I want this to become a meme: instead of saying "word to your mother" like vanilla ice, say "N word to your mother". N word to your mother, w M w |
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100% real boobiez |
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today even bums are fake bruh how are u supposed to trust someone with a fake bum |
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i dont think the problem is true or not true, it depends if its done well or not |
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...MILFs, in your area, ready to fuck. Sign up now! |
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