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online EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-04-25 03:43 [#02575716]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-04-25 08:30 [#02575726]
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no i femspread


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-04-25 12:13 [#02575739]
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I try. Dustette is into it. I wanna try transcendental
meditation but I don’t like the money and cult aspect of
it, Lynch or not. It does sound pretty powerful though.


 

offline wavephace from President, CJAX on 2019-04-25 12:30 [#02575744]
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Personally I don't see the point. I can think when I do
other stuff—it's called multitasking.


 

offline big from lsg on 2019-04-25 12:39 [#02575745]
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that's the opposite!


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-04-25 12:42 [#02575747]
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As Big mentions, it’s not about thinking. Quite the
opposite!


 

offline mohamed on 2019-04-25 12:45 [#02575749]
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ha ha, wavephace got the wrong end of the stick again!


 

offline Tony Danza from not today, satan on 2019-04-25 12:47 [#02575751]
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I've been trying to do it daily.

it good for braine


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2019-04-25 14:28 [#02575756]
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I do yoga for my back, that's kind of similar right


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2019-04-25 14:29 [#02575757]
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Oh and I paid for that headspace app for a year but it's
shite


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-04-25 15:30 [#02575760]
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Not really though.


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-04-25 15:36 [#02575761]
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should we call you yogi indexical


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-04-25 15:40 [#02575763]
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i meditate when i’m pooping i meditate when i’m eating
too


 

offline Roger Wilco from It's eBay for Sex on 2019-04-25 16:00 [#02575764]
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That's Mindful Pooping. You're consciously aware of
all that's happening down there, all the sensations,
and that's a really rewarding feeling.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-04-25 16:11 [#02575765]
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does going to sleep count?


 

offline Tony Danza from not today, satan on 2019-04-25 16:14 [#02575766]
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me in my "meditation chamber"

"haemorrhoids do not concern me, admiral. I want to shit."


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-04-25 16:21 [#02575767]
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especially when pooping a massive turd the sensation becomes
so intense there is no other way but to become one with the
universe


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-04-25 16:32 [#02575768]
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do you ever evacuate your bowls, but then suck the turd back
up and down again close your eyes and pretend your in a
prison cell with hightower from police academy


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-04-25 16:41 [#02575771]
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i remember the first time i became a buddha when my poop
dropped in the water and i felt the splash on my bum cheeks
i was free of any attachment


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-04-25 16:41 [#02575772]
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no hyperflake i don’t ever


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-04-25 16:45 [#02575773]
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try it out, you might be pleasantly surprised!, employ a
neighbour to strangle you at the same time for extra
pleasure


 

offline Roger Wilco from It's eBay for Sex on 2019-04-25 16:56 [#02575774]
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We appear to have strayed into a very dark place indeed.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-04-25 17:06 [#02575776]
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pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is the safe
word


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-04-25 17:07 [#02575778]
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Jeez weeze, Hyperflake!


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-04-25 17:08 [#02575779]
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sorry was just transcribing an excerpt from Piers Morgan's
biography


 

offline mohamed on 2019-04-25 17:28 [#02575780]
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i liked the turd anthology, left the turk speechless


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-04-25 17:30 [#02575781]
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Hide behind Piers Morgan all you want, me lad, the damage
is done! Are your turds particularly big, hyperflake? Just
wondering because of the Hightower analogy!


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-04-25 17:32 [#02575782]
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in the past yeah when my diet was poor, like gigantic copper
cobras


 

offline mohamed on 2019-04-25 17:33 [#02575784]
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hahahahah wikkkkkkkid


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-04-25 17:34 [#02575785]
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I can hear Juliette whispering in my ear:

“Hightower doesn’t necessarily have a big penis”.

And she’d be right of course.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-04-25 17:35 [#02575786]
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oh dear


 

offline mohamed on 2019-04-25 17:41 [#02575788]
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is it only me or Hyperflake is man'ing up?


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-04-25 17:44 [#02575790]
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What do you mean? As in being more manly? Sorry my head is
in the clouds today! I thought Hyperflake was actually
showing layers of homoerotic (and fecal) kink that he might
usually keep to himself.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-04-25 17:48 [#02575792]
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cheers, I take that as a compliment


 

offline mohamed on 2019-04-25 17:49 [#02575793]
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twas some kind of shit calippo


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-04-25 17:51 [#02575794]
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I think their are many more likely candidates for scat
munchers on this site that me, one of you might be chewing
one of your fresh phallic turds right this moment


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-04-25 17:53 [#02575795]
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sucking on a ochre bolt whilst listening to culture club


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-04-25 18:00 [#02575796]
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is a turd anthology the collection of your best turds


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-04-25 18:01 [#02575797]
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is that one of those things you buy every month, first issue
is half price


 

offline mohamed on 2019-04-25 18:02 [#02575798]
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haha yes like those corto maltese dvds


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-04-25 18:06 [#02575799]
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"please send my the first part of my Franklin Mint™ turd
anthology"

postman just shits through your letterbox every fortnight


 

offline mohamed on 2019-04-25 18:07 [#02575800]
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or Benigni's hell from the divine comedy

20 dvds, those were worth, they still exist and they are
guarded by my sister


 

offline mohamed on 2019-04-25 18:08 [#02575801]
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sorry 10


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-04-25 18:11 [#02575803]
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I just googled it, divine comedy is great


 

offline mohamed on 2019-04-25 18:15 [#02575804]
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i just googled it too, they sell the whole hell for 150
euros

i bought the version with the first 5 chants only at the
time


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-04-25 19:29 [#02575806]
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Nice try, again!


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2019-04-25 19:43 [#02575813]
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no


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2019-04-25 19:44 [#02575814]
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or maybe i do, i don't know, it's not like i have a job


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-04-25 20:02 [#02575826]
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Not having a job can still be a stressful job.


 

offline mohamed on 2019-04-25 20:04 [#02575827]
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how come that the all leftists are coming up with fucked up
replies?

puzzling


 


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