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no i femspread |
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I try. Dustette is into it. I wanna try transcendental meditation but I don’t like the money and cult aspect of it, Lynch or not. It does sound pretty powerful though. |
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Personally I don't see the point. I can think when I do other stuff—it's called multitasking. |
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that's the opposite! |
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As Big mentions, it’s not about thinking. Quite the opposite! |
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ha ha, wavephace got the wrong end of the stick again! |
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I've been trying to do it daily. |
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I do yoga for my back, that's kind of similar right |
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Oh and I paid for that headspace app for a year but it's shite |
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Not really though. |
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should we call you yogi indexical |
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i meditate when i’m pooping i meditate when i’m eating too |
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That's Mindful Pooping. You're consciously aware of all that's happening down there, all the sensations, and that's a really rewarding feeling. |
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does going to sleep count? |
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"haemorrhoids do not concern me, admiral. I want to shit." |
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especially when pooping a massive turd the sensation becomes so intense there is no other way but to become one with the universe |
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do you ever evacuate your bowls, but then suck the turd back up and down again close your eyes and pretend your in a prison cell with hightower from police academy |
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i remember the first time i became a buddha when my poop dropped in the water and i felt the splash on my bum cheeks i was free of any attachment |
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no hyperflake i don’t ever |
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try it out, you might be pleasantly surprised!, employ a neighbour to strangle you at the same time for extra pleasure |
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We appear to have strayed into a very dark place indeed. |
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pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is the safe word |
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Jeez weeze, Hyperflake! |
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sorry was just transcribing an excerpt from Piers Morgan's biography |
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i liked the turd anthology, left the turk speechless |
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Hide behind Piers Morgan all you want, me lad, the damage is done! Are your turds particularly big, hyperflake? Just wondering because of the Hightower analogy! |
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in the past yeah when my diet was poor, like gigantic copper cobras |
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hahahahah wikkkkkkkid |
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I can hear Juliette whispering in my ear: “Hightower doesn’t necessarily have a big penis”. And she’d be right of course. |
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is it only me or Hyperflake is man'ing up? |
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What do you mean? As in being more manly? Sorry my head is in the clouds today! I thought Hyperflake was actually showing layers of homoerotic (and fecal) kink that he might usually keep to himself. |
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cheers, I take that as a compliment |
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twas some kind of shit calippo |
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I think their are many more likely candidates for scat munchers on this site that me, one of you might be chewing one of your fresh phallic turds right this moment |
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sucking on a ochre bolt whilst listening to culture club |
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is a turd anthology the collection of your best turds |
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is that one of those things you buy every month, first issue is half price |
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haha yes like those corto maltese dvds |
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"please send my the first part of my Franklin Mint™ turd anthology" postman just shits through your letterbox every fortnight |
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or Benigni's hell from the divine comedy 20 dvds, those were worth, they still exist and they are guarded by my sister |
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sorry 10 |
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I just googled it, divine comedy is great |
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i just googled it too, they sell the whole hell for 150 euros i bought the version with the first 5 chants only at the time |
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Nice try, again! |
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no |
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or maybe i do, i don't know, it's not like i have a job |
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Not having a job can still be a stressful job. |
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how come that the all leftists are coming up with fucked up replies? puzzling |
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