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Notre Dame Cathedral
 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-04-15 19:11 [#02574570]
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burning down, fucking sad


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-04-15 19:22 [#02574571]
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seriously, guys?

the nero/fiddle joke is too obvious, so i'll just relate my
personal experience with notre dame.

we get off the bus and i take a picture. they hoard us
inside and tell us no flash, no flash, and i fumble around
and promptly discharge my camera, with flash. i wasn't even
trying to take a picture; i think i got the floor, or a
ceiling painting. they got mad and yelled at me. i never
found out what i got a photo of, because i never saw my
camera again.

later, on the metro: my high school buddy looking some
pickpocket chick in the eyes and saying: fuck. off


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-04-15 19:51 [#02574573]
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Was it worth seeing?



 

offline RussellDust on 2019-04-15 19:52 [#02574574]
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Wow, you and your mate are hard. I bet Paris was trembling.


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-04-15 19:53 [#02574575]
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So you’re that type are you, to purposely use your flags
because you’ve been asked not to? I guess you were young.


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-04-15 19:53 [#02574576]
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Flash *


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-04-15 19:55 [#02574577]
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Trump: « so horrible to watch a massive fire »


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-04-15 19:56 [#02574578]
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have you been to notre dame Russell?


 

offline Roger Wilco from Pongan bachata on 2019-04-15 20:11 [#02574580]
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The Left are doubtless cheering.


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-04-15 20:11 [#02574581]
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Yeah once. I’ve been twice to Paris. It’s not a place I
particularly appreciate to be honest. I prefer the museums
to the people lol.


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-04-15 20:12 [#02574582]
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Nah


 

offline Tony Danza from not today, satan on 2019-04-15 20:26 [#02574584]
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[montage of littlest hobo dragging priceless relics from
burning cathedral]


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-04-15 20:26 [#02574585]
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I like cathedrals a lot. the older gothic ones very
atmospheric, but yeah if the British museum burnt down that
would be even worse


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-04-15 20:32 [#02574586]
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Where will the hunchback live now?


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-04-15 20:37 [#02574589]
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the seine?


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-04-15 20:45 [#02574590]
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why


 

offline DADONCK from here on 2019-04-15 20:57 [#02574593]
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shit, ive just been there making 360 pics


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-04-15 20:58 [#02574594]
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what were you using them for?


 

offline DADONCK from here on 2019-04-15 21:08 [#02574596]
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i was just trying out the Ricoh Theta V


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-04-15 21:26 [#02574597]
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ah ok cool, was the renovation going on when you were there?


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-04-15 21:43 [#02574598]
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In a river?


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-04-15 21:49 [#02574599]
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yeah to hide from the fire


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-04-15 21:59 [#02574600]
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seriously I don't know why I said that


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-04-15 22:24 [#02574601]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-04-15 23:03 [#02574603]
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:D


 

offline wavephace from Aspiring Moderator on 2019-04-15 23:34 [#02574608]
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It's sad I guess but think about how many affordable housing
units Paris can put in the newly opened space


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-04-15 23:47 [#02574611]
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Wow, you and your mate are hard. I bet Paris was
trembling.


we were already masters at being obnoxious trolls, but it
would be a bit until we took the professional boxing world
by storm


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-04-15 23:49 [#02574612]
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So you’re that type are you, to purposely use your
flags because you’ve been asked not to? I guess you were
young.


yes, and no. i'm exactly the sort who, upon being told that
flash is not allowed, will awkward fumble the camera whilst
trying to put it away; flashbang 100 people

i was embarrassed at the time, but it gives me the giggles
now. perhaps that's why my camera was stolen. the notre dame
illuminati needed their pound of celluoid


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-04-15 23:59 [#02574613]
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Yeah once. I’ve been twice to Paris. It’s not a place
I particularly appreciate to be honest. I prefer the museums
to the people lol.


they carted us over the lourve right off of the plane. it'd
been a direct flight, long hours, airports, and in
retrospect, i'm kind of annoyed, because i was way too tired
to properly appreciate it. everyone was. people kept trying
to find spots to sit down, and the louve doesn't do sitting.
people plopping down under the glass punk pyramid, and
uptight french mall cops would be all: no sitting, no
sitting, sitting is not allowed in france

i do remember the mona lisa room clearly, though. people
were swarmed around that little postage-stamp sized piece of
shit, and i could not even get close. so, i just stood in
the corner, half asleep.

then, i noticed there was a painting the size of a small
house on another wall. it was, like, how science telescopes
will have like 200 megapixel sensors or something absurd --
not just was it huge, but it was detailed on a small level
as well. everyone else was completely ignoring it; flocking
to the mona lisa like flies on poo. i feel like da vinci
would have gotten a laugh out of this

what i want to know: how did they get it into that room? the
doors aren't nearly big enough


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-04-16 00:24 [#02574616]
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i saw an easter island head in the louvre (theft isn't
really theft if it was long enough ago) and that was pretty
impressive i guess. and yes, the mona lisa was swamped with
twats like us


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-04-16 00:43 [#02574617]
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The frame was put together in the room.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-04-16 01:23 [#02574621]
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cite your saurce. aliens had to have done it. it's only
techno response enough able physics


 

offline Roger Wilco from Pongan bachata on 2019-04-16 06:00 [#02574639]
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Gutted.


 

offline DADONCK from here on 2019-04-16 11:13 [#02574661]
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i was there nov 24th, i don't remember renovations
happening. it was my first time in paris


 

offline mohamed on 2019-04-16 15:02 [#02574672]
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so the fire started at 90 meters of height with no one
working there at that time?


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-04-16 15:11 [#02574674]
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ah ok, we can rule you out of the investigation ;^)


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-04-16 15:13 [#02574675]
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I assume they all legged it, I saw inside the cathedral on
the new today, it obviously catastrophic but not as bad as I
assumed, looks definitely salvageable, its amazing how much
the catholic church are tight wads, you would think one of
the most important catholic churches they would chip some
money in, aren't the catholic church the biggest private
landowners on the planet, they are ridiculously wealthy
anyway


 

offline mohamed on 2019-04-16 15:18 [#02574676]
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you could have a cup of tea with the mullah omar at this
point


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-04-16 15:35 [#02574677]
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yeah its a bit where when they have these inter faith
dialogue, when Islam, well the biggest sects within it see
everyone outside it as infidels and apostates and should be
totally conquered


 

offline mohamed on 2019-04-16 19:41 [#02574712]
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not sure i get the connection, so is that your thought while
you type the stuff about the church, to make more adepts
possible?

they burn down churches in egypt, im sure you would not
misfigure in a group of those, philosophically


 

offline mohamed on 2019-04-16 19:48 [#02574713]
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bit like that left motherfuckers who write on the walls to
give fire to prisons, mothefucka (not you hyperflake) dont
know if they say with inmates on the inside or not


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-04-16 23:00 [#02574731]
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yeah I mean the inter faith thing is a load of bollocks cos
really they all hate each other


 

offline mohamed on 2019-04-17 04:25 [#02574794]
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true that, with the exeption of the few moderate voices that
find their respective counterparts in the other belief


 

offline Chodi from 1337V1773 on 2019-04-17 10:35 [#02574811]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline elusive from detroit (United States) on 2019-04-20 00:34 [#02575163]
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beksinski vs aphex uplifting rebuild


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2019-04-20 09:12 [#02575171]
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Bonkers how much money they raised to rebuild it in a few
days.


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-04-20 11:39 [#02575177]
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LAZY_Bees


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-04-20 20:00 [#02575215]
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yes the bees survived, praise the lawd! seriously though was
quite happy about that, I like bees, wasps I couldn't care
less if they go extinct the cunts


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-04-20 20:01 [#02575216]
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fuck bees


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-04-20 20:03 [#02575217]
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LAZY_TITLE

would you should loudly fuck off to wake these bees?


 


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