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synths vs. dad
 

offline DADONCK from here on 2019-04-14 12:52 [#02574434]
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:::::synths:::::
pros:
cheap, sound good, look good, good control

cons:
take up too much space

:::::dad:::::
pros:
worked his ass off and never complained, made 90% of the
money and spent all on the family

cons:
grumpy old bastard, no time or patience to raise a child

:::::winner:::::
synthdad


 

offline DADONCK from here on 2019-04-14 12:55 [#02574435]
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synthdad telling me that he loves me
LAZY_TITLE


 

offline Tony Danza from not today, satan on 2019-04-14 13:00 [#02574436]
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Coming Soon

When Synth Dad Met Dog Mom

A Film By Rob Reiner


 

offline Tony Danza from not today, satan on 2019-04-14 13:03 [#02574437]
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(the vid is cool and the NDLR looks so freakin cool, first
I've heard of it)


 

offline DADONCK from here on 2019-04-14 13:24 [#02574438]
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rob reiner is the vibe :)

im watching e.t. thinking about dog vs. mom, but im not too
familiar with that constellation

i just found out about the N(oo)DL(e)R when searching for my
synthdad


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-04-14 13:32 [#02574439]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline DADONCK from here on 2019-04-14 13:37 [#02574440]
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aaahhhhhrgg, the rapey preset-uncle


 

offline DADONCK from here on 2019-04-14 13:38 [#02574441]
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not the rapey preset-uncle please. his tickets hurt so bad


 

offline DADONCK from here on 2019-04-14 13:38 [#02574442]
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*tickles


 

offline DADONCK from here on 2019-04-14 13:44 [#02574443]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline DADONCK from here on 2019-04-14 13:48 [#02574444]
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e.t. just came back from the death

phone home, phone home


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-04-14 13:55 [#02574445]
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My dad is into synths.


 

offline DADONCK from here on 2019-04-14 13:58 [#02574447]
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my synth is into dads

my dad is into repairing motorbikes, though
he also loves to shout at the tv screen


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-04-14 14:00 [#02574448]
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he is dad to all the synths of the world


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-04-14 14:01 [#02574449]
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my dad was into trad jazz and cryptic crosswords


 

offline DADONCK from here on 2019-04-14 14:05 [#02574451]
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sounds like a cool dad
my friends always thought that my dad is beating me up
but he just looks like it


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-04-14 14:08 [#02574453]
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so he was infact a good dad!

my dad had several motorbikes but they were all before I was
born


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-04-14 14:15 [#02574454]
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I miss my dad, cherish your dad before its too late


 

offline DADONCK from here on 2019-04-14 14:22 [#02574456]
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sorry to hear that :(

im trying, he's also trying

he have lovely weird hugs these days and i tell him that i
love him, which makes him look uncomfortable in a sweet way


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-04-14 14:30 [#02574457]
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cheers, yeah I miss asking him about random stuff, cos he
was from a different generation he knew stuff like the names
of trees and plants and that, makes me realise how ignorant
and cut off from nature I am


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-04-14 14:31 [#02574458]
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Weird hugs aye?


 

offline DADONCK from here on 2019-04-14 14:44 [#02574462]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-04-14 14:52 [#02574463]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline DADONCK from here on 2019-04-14 15:16 [#02574467]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline DADONCK from here on 2019-04-14 15:18 [#02574468]
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thats a good one
LAZY_TITLE


 

offline DADONCK from here on 2019-04-14 15:23 [#02574469]
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here is a short about it
LAZY_TITLE


 

offline Chodi from 1337V1773 on 2019-04-14 17:09 [#02574474]
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I miss him playing blackbird for my mother on the nights he
wishes he could come back.


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-04-14 17:24 [#02574475]
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We’ll get together then. (I know we’ll have a
good time)


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-04-14 18:59 [#02574482]
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do you have to choose one


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-04-15 04:29 [#02574512]
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::: synthesizer loses horribly to dad in second underwater
round :::


 

offline DADONCK from here on 2019-04-15 14:49 [#02574546]
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ever tried taking a shower with your synthesizer?


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-04-15 18:45 [#02574568]
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dad vs synthesizer ~

dad :: waterproof

synthesizer ::::: more knobs


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2019-04-16 00:19 [#02574614]
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good topic. tim and eric-esque. Tim & eric's show is mostly
about dads, I'm a middle age man and I live with my dad, we
like to hang out we like to be bad. This is the type of
topic that the typical moderators of a typical forum (aka
operation paperclip government agents) would delete/lock/ban
etc. I'm glad we drove them all out during the xltronic
civil gay war of ought 9. Only the fake moderators like
wavesfnace remain.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-04-16 01:26 [#02574623]
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xlt is just the endgame of a war of attrition. the powers
that be are all "fuck it, this place will never be subdued,
may as well let them have it so they're contained"

just wait until we develop the first sentient meme


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2019-04-16 02:02 [#02574628]
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That's how they subdue us though. It's a "free speech
zone", like a "drug free school zone" which should be a
"school free drug zone" in a free market. But this zone is
stealth banned from the rest of the technocracy, assuring
any who dwell here have no real impact on the rest of the
world. It's a straight jacket.


 

offline DADONCK from here on 2019-04-16 19:08 [#02574706]
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i remember somebody on here posted a youtube video of old
dad guys, hairy, with bellys wearing white socks and
stuff… posing and showing off. it was so overly sexual
without being explicit and it took me by surprise


 

offline DADONCK from here on 2019-04-16 19:09 [#02574707]
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shit…


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-04-16 19:16 [#02574710]
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daddy lust?


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-04-16 19:17 [#02574711]
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fuckin tits


 

offline DADONCK from here on 2019-04-16 20:42 [#02574716]
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dude


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2019-04-16 21:17 [#02574719]
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Here's the dumb link you have to do to avoid youtube's nazi
lesbian age restriction:
LAZY_TITLE
Never sign into youtube, never sign into any site if you
can. An account is just something they use to shadow ban and
control people.

middle age man live w my dad
pierre dream cream


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-04-16 23:09 [#02574735]
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those ones are my fave sketches along with cinco urinal
system


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-04-17 04:01 [#02574789]
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i remember somebody on here posted a youtube video of old
dad guys, hairy, with bellys wearing white socks and
stuff… posing and showing off. it was so overly sexual
without being explicit and it took me by surprise


you should google "lemonparty"


 


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