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bucephalus bouncing ball came on just now, and it hit me: I think this is the first afx song i ever got into. after someone uploaded it to my pirate FTP server I'd always loved tapping on the springs of my architect's lamp, bolted to my desk. sliding my fingers, or a coin, up and down. I thought: someone has taken everything i love about that, and gone way further than i ever thot possible |
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my ballz bounce when i twerk |
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arent you content with a whatever-friendly site already you little bastard, do you have to fill us with your perversions with the force? |
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how did it feel to type 'my pirate FTP server' |
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mohamed do u like to tuck your penis and ballz between your legs so you get a mangina |
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i tried when i was a kid, not doing it now |
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haha |
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anyone who hasn't tried that at least once when they are a kid is lying |
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I'm forever doing it and giving Mrs Lol a fanny shag, especially when she's in the shower, and I pretend I'm a fellow inmate in a woman's prison. |
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haha |
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a fanny shag is that where you rub your muff against muff like two brillo pads? |
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ive never seen a porn of that cos you would need a sort of keyhole camera to get any sort of look and it probably wouldn't be worth it |
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afx fanny |
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isn't it called tribbing, fanny2fanny friction? mind you i don't think i've ever seen the hairy variety in the wild. i wonder what started the waxing thing, if there was one runaway success that everyone followed... or did the bush just wither away and die? porn historians, do share if you know |
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yeah I always thought it was clam jousting, but I think what we have here is muff to muff, pubic bone to pubic bone rubbing |
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it's called scissoring |
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Was about to say. |
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yeah but that's when its labia against labia, this is more like female frottage I guess, pubic muff on muff |
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I have a have a hazy, half-memory (probably the product of my priapic imagination) about some grafitti in a girls' school, back in the 80s, that served as a warning about a female PE teacher, claiming she would "Pussy shag you in the showers". It's a powerful image which continues to fuel my sex ideas to this very day. No mermaidman, it is emphatically not scissoring (something else entirely). Hyper is on the money with his brillo pad analogy. |
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so it's kinda like touching clit to clit i guess |
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oh great I was beginning to doubt myself |
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imagine two women standing face to face, and rubbing their pubic hair on each other, the front part |
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I don't know what the angle of attack would be for clit to clit |
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oh i understand. what i don't understand is why someone would enjoy rubbing their pubic hair against someone elses. it's like uuuh... it's like licking armpits i guess? no? |
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no one said it had to make any sense! I guess it makes as much sense as playing someones bollocks like a violin with your cock |
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but that actually sounds like a fun time hyperflake! |
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its probably how you get into the masons |
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