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online EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-04-05 13:14 [#02573470]
Points: 11078 Status: Addict



bucephalus bouncing ball came on just now, and it hit me: I
think this is the first afx song i ever got into. after
someone uploaded it to my pirate FTP server

I'd always loved tapping on the springs of my architect's
lamp, bolted to my desk. sliding my fingers, or a coin, up
and down. I thought: someone has taken everything i love
about that, and gone way further than i ever thot possible


 

offline mermaidman from the pacific ocean on 2019-04-05 13:37 [#02573471]
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my ballz bounce when i twerk


 

offline mohamed on 2019-04-05 14:42 [#02573475]
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arent you content with a whatever-friendly site already you
little bastard, do you have to fill us with your perversions
with the force?


 

offline mohamed on 2019-04-05 14:55 [#02573477]
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how did it feel to type 'my pirate FTP server'


 

offline mermaidman from the pacific ocean on 2019-04-05 15:03 [#02573480]
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mohamed do u like to tuck your penis and ballz between your
legs so you get a mangina


 

offline mohamed on 2019-04-05 15:04 [#02573481]
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i tried when i was a kid, not doing it now


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-04-05 15:05 [#02573482]
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haha


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-04-05 15:05 [#02573483]
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anyone who hasn't tried that at least once when they are a
kid is lying


 

offline Roger Wilco from For Your Ass Only on 2019-04-05 17:16 [#02573490]
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I'm forever doing it and giving Mrs Lol a fanny shag,
especially when she's in the shower, and I pretend I'm a
fellow inmate in a woman's prison.


 

offline mohamed on 2019-04-05 17:22 [#02573491]
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haha


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-04-05 17:37 [#02573494]
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a fanny shag is that where you rub your muff against muff
like two brillo pads?


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-04-05 17:38 [#02573495]
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ive never seen a porn of that cos you would need a sort of
keyhole camera to get any sort of look and it probably
wouldn't be worth it


 

offline kei9 from Argentina on 2019-04-05 18:13 [#02573496]
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afx fanny


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-04-05 18:22 [#02573497]
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isn't it called tribbing, fanny2fanny friction? mind you i
don't think i've ever seen the hairy variety in the wild. i
wonder what started the waxing thing, if there was one
runaway success that everyone followed... or did the bush
just wither away and die? porn historians, do share if you
know


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-04-05 18:30 [#02573498]
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yeah I always thought it was clam jousting, but I think what
we have here is muff to muff, pubic bone to pubic bone
rubbing


 

offline mermaidman from the pacific ocean on 2019-04-05 18:59 [#02573499]
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it's called scissoring


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-04-05 19:01 [#02573500]
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Was about to say.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-04-05 19:03 [#02573502]
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yeah but that's when its labia against labia, this is more
like female frottage I guess, pubic muff on muff


 

offline Roger Wilco from For Your Ass Only on 2019-04-05 19:03 [#02573503]
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I have a have a hazy, half-memory (probably the product of
my priapic imagination) about some grafitti in a girls'
school, back in the 80s, that served as a warning about a
female PE teacher, claiming she would "Pussy shag you in the
showers". It's a powerful image which continues to fuel my
sex ideas to this very day.

No mermaidman, it is emphatically not scissoring
(something else entirely). Hyper is on the money with his
brillo pad analogy.


 

offline mermaidman from the pacific ocean on 2019-04-05 19:08 [#02573504]
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so it's kinda like touching clit to clit i guess


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-04-05 19:16 [#02573505]
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oh great I was beginning to doubt myself


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-04-05 19:17 [#02573506]
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imagine two women standing face to face, and rubbing their
pubic hair on each other, the front part


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-04-05 19:18 [#02573507]
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I don't know what the angle of attack would be for clit to
clit


 

offline mermaidman from the pacific ocean on 2019-04-05 19:22 [#02573508]
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oh i understand. what i don't understand is why someone
would enjoy rubbing their pubic hair against someone elses.
it's like uuuh... it's like licking armpits i guess? no?


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-04-05 19:24 [#02573509]
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no one said it had to make any sense! I guess it makes as
much sense as playing someones bollocks like a violin with
your cock


 

offline mermaidman from the pacific ocean on 2019-04-05 19:26 [#02573510]
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but that actually sounds like a fun time hyperflake!


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-04-05 19:29 [#02573511]
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its probably how you get into the masons


 


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