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Is it me or are girls totally unable to give good handjobs? Excuse the vulgarity of this topic but you have to admit the pun is somewhat clever. |
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yeah, every one i've had has been rather uncomfortable...they were exciting for about 30 seconds. |
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I know what you mean Xanatos, I've had a mix from extremely good to horribly bad, but I guess it's all in experience, but it must be hard to work "other equiptment" |
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and yes the title of this topic was rather genius |
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Yes, this is true, and there is a very simple reason for this. That reason is: A girl could never give you as good a handjob as you could give yourself. |
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They should do it like meeting an old friend, a good firm shake and a gaze in eye. |
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very true. |
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lmfao :) Xanatos: you haven't met my girlfriend have you? :) I won't let you, especially if you think that girls are "totally unable to give good handjobs". hehehehe |
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that, and good head... |
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In the same manner, I've heard girls complain that a guys don't know what they're doing. It makes sense... |
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i've never had a bj i didnt like |
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but i think the pun on the title refers to nipples... ??? i don't think that mike and rich twiddle the downstaris knob... |
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lol dowstaris knobs! ...hey, ya never know though. Hehehe... |
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hehe... 3 boobs & nipples... hahaha |
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rich might be gay because i really doubt many females like him... and they way he danced in window licker... pretty gay... |
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heh...you have to remember that girls really dont have much experience in 'knob twiddling'...as their 'kit' is completely different from our own... |
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i dunno...he claims in interviews that he is rarely without a girlfriend... |
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'James is, after all, the man whose record company biography proudly informs us has recently been "teaching his computer to write music so he can spend more time 'shagging,'" lol, I love that one! |
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'James is, after all, the man whose record company biography proudly informs us has recently been "teaching his computer to write music so he can spend more time 'shagging,'" lol, I love that one! |
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woah, sorry bout that |
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Well either the girl knows somewhat what to do or, she doesnt. I mean... come on.... the reason why it feels so good and all that is because.. {lets me honest} its not you jerkin off its some girl doin it for you so its good... feels good.. turns you on. I agree too. Its cool. It goes the same for women, if you dont know what to do "down there" then its no good for them, you need to know... |
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Maybe I've just had bad luck in that one area, or maybe its just not for me... |
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rich?! dance?! you think that was really him?! *ROFLMAO* |
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Reflex has a good point. It's a lot harder to pleasure someone else when you don't know where or how it feels the best. Communication is the key! |
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HAS ANYONE NOTICED THAT IF YOU USE YOUR LEFT HAND ITS LIKE SOMEBODY ELSE IS DOING IT? |
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I think the CTD bit is from a female fan saying "I Want your soul" Don't mention he has millions of dollars, fans and a tank, hell, I'd probably have sex with him. |
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i'm left handed though...you should say "opposite" hand. |
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I like foot-jobs better |
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i'm ambidextrous! too bad i'm not double jointed and minus a few lower ribs...hehe |
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Only one girl has ever given me a handjob... obviously the most priveleged girl in the world, that's for sure. 0_o It was inferior compared to how I do it. I'm a pro! |
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ophecks u mean to yourself or other guys? |
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To myself! Heh, I should have pointed that out... *embarrassed... I'm a good masturbator. |
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who isn't? |
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i was like...umm ok?.....thanks for pointing that out... yeah well i'm a better one :P so poo on you |
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hahaha that's very funny |
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B3n where do U find those horrendous pics for your avatar? |
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British Television |
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freaks me out man,...some scary "mouth of madnes" type pic. AAAARRRGGGG ,I can't get the image out of my head |
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_________________________________ plugexpert from Nijmegen (Netherlands, The) on 2002-04-24 13:23 [#00192604] Points: 117 Status: Lurker I like foot-jobs better _________________________________ is your junk so small someone could grab it between there toes? |
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he's called David Dickinson |
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ChildrenTalking ,U obviously are new to the world of sex! Off course not bloody twerp,...I use my own 2 feet! |
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"David Dickinson" hows that for a porn-star name |
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lmao |
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I thought 'twerp' was a local thing a teacher I know calls kids 'plonkers', I only found out recently it means penis and yeah, its a cool porn star name |
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I still think Erik Everhard is the best porn name in history. |
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one girl was really good at it!!!!!!! she was good at everything. but other than her they all sucked(slight pun intended) |
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not if you're left handed |
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bargain hunters, eh b3n |
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