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what is a good, clean, painless way to kill yourself? or is it better to go out in a big, messy, splatter and end up on rotten.com? i think the train thing has been done to death, thou it does sound fun... there really outta be human disposal centers in every city, where you could just painlessly disappear without any odor, without telling anybody, just disappear... |
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HARAKIRI!!!! |
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If there were human disposal places they'd be feeding your remains to homeless people, africans, or people in Afghanistan... |
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You can't go wrong with a shotgun to the face... can you? You'd have to be pretty tough and have a head made of titanium alloy to survive that. |
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morphine for sure guys, have you tried that stuff? its like floating |
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i heard somewhere that swallowing an entire nutmeg could make you die... but it was probably bullshit... |
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If i where to kill myself, id shoot myself. seems like the least pain. But why kill yourself? Selfish git. Thats what it is. I came to a point in my life once, where i didnt want to live more. you know the usual stuff "the world is so cruel to me" and shit. but instead, i turned this emotion to the most life enjoying philosophy ever! its like, this life is "THE EXPERIENCE"! i want to experience all pain and joy, sex and love, and enjoy every minute. I wont fear anything, when i die, its a new era, but while i´m in this life, i´m gonna make it intense. We create our own experience in the head, so learn to make it a good one! Start living today. |
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But you don't get ANY pain with morphine, why give yourself pain for the sake of it? |
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two painless ways to die: -Carbon monoxide poisoning : just seal your car up and block the exhaust, and you'll be dead in minutes...it's like dying in your sleep -Freeze to death: After the initial chills, you don't feel anything, and slip into a peaceful sleep. |
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is freezing to death, painless? not if the freezing is slow and progressive... |
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welll there's the cold, but once the body reaches a certain temperature you stop feeling it. |
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how would u guys kno which method is best if u never tried it b4? it would b foolhardy to try & find out tho. |
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how about an overdose? drugs, medication, sex, .. |
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Because we are ghosts. |
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morphine.. |
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fuck you guys you aren't listening, I'm going to take a morphine overdose to show you I'm right! |
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morphine is so......boring, not spectacular. HARAKIRI is spectacular! |
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either the sitting in the car with the carbon monoxide poisioning or a shotgun to the face i think have to be the best ways cause u just fall asleep, or you instantly die. The worst way has to be burned to death or drowned |
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Go out with a bang. Wait for a big media rally of some kind, maybe someone's political rally or something. Wait till he's giving his big speech, then jump on stage and blow your brains out. Imagine the attention... Or not. Suicide sucks. |
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i think the worse way's rather to be tortured to death... |
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the bloody cheek! i posted exactly the same post once and it got shut down immediately! *sulk* |
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You could always jump off of the tobin bridge into boston harbor. It's about a 90' drop...at that height the water is like concrete. |
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I heard somewhere that you are already dead before you hit the ground... heartattack or something like that.. |
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True...but only if you're afraid ;-) |
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death by VENTOLIN for the weak pussies on this board! |
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DUDE, freezing to death would be a cool way to die... i do like these suicide machines...like in the "happiness in slavery" vid by NIN.... |
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eat yourself. start with the arms and the legs. |
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Remember the suicide booth in Futurama? Machine: "Please select quick and painless, or slow and agonizing" Bender: "slow and agonizing please!" |
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there are some fucked up websites about suicide! one method is to break into a sausage making factory, strip off, then sleep in the machine (or something), when they turn the machine on, SQUISH!! ur now several hundred sausages! another was to masturbate loads, collecting all the semen in a tank, then drown urself in a vat or ur own semen!.... rough!! i really shudnt post this! |
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*of |
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wow... waht a beautifully depressed and deranged society we've become... |
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now this thread is getting downright disturbing :·/ |
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i remember that eposide... my fave is the one with the "what if" machine.. where the univers was like plaing a video game, and where bender became human, and partied his ass off and got hella fat... |
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disturbing is the way to go... |
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watch WB! |
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OK the stupidest way is:: Smash your testicles with a hammer !!! Then you would die of the pure chock!!! |
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you would die of pain!!! |
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that's horrible dude. Nothing involving the nuts please. |
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i agree, that's not a cool way to die... the sasuge thing was interesting...the vile of cum was interesting....but man, YOU"RE JUST PLAIN SICK! |
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The best way to die has to be, i think, guillotine! it just chops your head of, it quick and painless... |
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This form of suicide needs two people. First, find a rhino. The person that wants to die quickly sticks thier head up the rhino's arse. Then, the second person tickles the rhino, until is farts, and then BOOM!, a quick death! |
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lol. |
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hang yourself with barbwire |
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Get the Gravediggaz track 1-800-suicide, it gives you all the answers and is also kicks major ass |
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no offense, but why not blow yourself up with 10 kilo of explosives on you, somewhere in an empty field. its fast and effective.. |
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I'de die a happy man if the last thing saw was a H-Bomb going off... as my eyes dialated a wave of happiness would sweep over me, followed by my total annialation... |
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get eaten by a shark. painless, quick........interesting......hmmm |
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woah, whered ya get the vest fellow child of the corn? |
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It would be cool if on your death certificate it read, "Death by noise." |
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I think that's a painful death! but at least you have a cool death certificate! people will be like: "he was even cool while he was dieing.".. |
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