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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2019-03-26 23:39 [#02572419]
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2019-03-26 23:45 [#02572420]
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For instance, one lengthy dream involved the re-release of the original Star Wars in theaters. According to my subconscious hallucinations, restaurants across the country were offering a special large pizza and pitcher of Coke deal, and I craved sweet, sparkling sugar water and hot, melted cheese.
at one point, i noticed that loads of pizza places use the star wars font, or one very similar. pizza joints and coke logos have an even greater affinity for one another
i can't really pull out statistics about whether star wars font on a pizza joint correlates with coke, though
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RussellDust
on 2019-03-27 15:33 [#02572500]
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Are you a bit like Nelson from the Simpsons?
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RussellDust
on 2019-03-27 15:35 [#02572501]
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Shit, I mean Ralph. That’s a bit of a 180 I know! I guess I saw them both in you. Or at least a Ralph called Nelson.
Can I be Butters from South Park? I used to have him as my avatar here 13 years ago.
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RussellDust
on 2019-03-27 15:36 [#02572502]
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Remember when we all had Simpsons style avatars of ourselves here? That was fun.
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RussellDust
on 2019-03-27 15:37 [#02572503]
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Do you smoke, Eppie?
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2019-03-27 20:02 [#02572534]
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Eppie, Waphe... make sure you change pusher RD
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2019-03-27 20:12 [#02572535]
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you are a concentrate of everything is wrong with a language. but its not english, it's your take
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belb
from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-03-28 04:57 [#02572586]
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what a great article, i particularly liked:
One vision involved a battle between myself, a representative for humanity, and an anthropomorphic chicken. In this bizarre scenario, scientists had supposedly cloned animal hybrids that were perfectly fine being used for food. Why create sentient food beings? I don’t know, man. Point is, this weird chicken thing with arms and legs and armor and metal claws wouldn’t let us eat him unless we earned his respect in life or death combat. I don’t recall much of the actual battle, but the leadup to the fight was excruciating. Days of posturing. Birds are weird.
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RussellDust
on 2019-03-28 10:30 [#02572596]
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“You ar a concentrate of everything is wrong with a language”
That really made me LoL. They’re called nicknames, and if I call someone by a nickname it’s usually endearing. So nicknames are a problem within the English language? Considering I find it tremendously hard to understand you sometimes, I have to laugh and not actually be offended by your (constant but little) attacks. You come across as an angry little man, for such petty reasons. I’m not even shortening words, but names... I remember you getting upset once because I was short of time and typed in “rem” instead of “remember”. What. The. Fuck.
Better your English if you want to respect language so much.
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2019-03-28 12:26 [#02572603]
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Respect? You on the contrary are allowed to attack (not in a funny way) and say the fuck you want to anybody like you were standing on a higher social status or something for some god-given reason.. fuck you asshole
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2019-03-28 12:28 [#02572604]
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Fuck you nicknames, faggot
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RussellDust
on 2019-03-28 12:48 [#02572605]
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So that’s your problem? You have an inferiority complex? I don’t claim to be any better (however you define that) than anyone here, nor do I think I am! It seems you’ve decided to define me and couldn’t be further from the truth. I don’t claim to know you, mo. My gosh you’re an angry and sad Crapa Pelada. Whatever, you’re pissing in your own mouth again.
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2019-03-28 13:33 [#02572606]
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Lol, was just thinking to have a little fight to revive the site
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RussellDust
on 2019-03-28 13:53 [#02572607]
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I don’t think we changed the ratings unfortunately.
Btw I’m sorry I come across as arrogant, and that you think I position myself higher than others here. That is not how I want them present myself, because it’s not who I am. When I have nicknames for some people it’s never to belittle them, and is always done fondly.
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2019-03-29 16:20 [#02572790]
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always sorry to hear someone does not understand me, i come across pretty clear like water from the mountain, in fact i just submitted for a job in motorsports which just need fluent enliglish. fingers crossed.
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2019-03-29 16:39 [#02572791]
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applied, more likely... but i would submit if needed
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-03-29 16:54 [#02572792]
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cool, good luck!
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2019-03-29 17:17 [#02572793]
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Cheers
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2019-03-30 21:23 [#02572984]
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talking with mohamed has actually made me realize how lost on non-native english speakers some of my wordplay might be. writing is also different than speaking, and i have a feeling a lot more of my jokes would translate face-to-face.
when i say "that's what you get for weighting your dog's poop in my
neurological simulation of ya", i dunno, there's a lot going on here.
1) saying "weighting" instead of "weighing" is the sort of grammatical mistake i've seen you make... but, you're perfectly understandable. it actually gives your writing a sort of character, a feel that is mohamed.
2) meanwhile, "weighting" means something very specific in neural networks, e.g. neurological simulations. it's pretty much a neural network pun?
3) there was that whole exchange about your dog's weight, poop, all that, and i was having fun deliberately misunderstanding you, writing up nonsense.
none of this is intended to bother anyone. i'm giggling the whole way through. but, sometimes, i wish mohamed got the jokes more thoroughly. but, typically, this won't translate, and he'll get mad at me instead
(lol)
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2019-03-31 01:14 [#02573010]
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i understand the fun of seeing someone going mad over someones else using misundestanding (or an actual lack of words), but i get only funny jokes sorry
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2019-03-31 01:39 [#02573017]
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could you reword that with clearer english please?
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2019-03-31 08:59 [#02573058]
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i dont give a shit about typos, couldnt be bothered to read my posts too many times, but ill try harder.
kinda shows up your total lack of empathy tho (that can be also read across your mainly soulless posts, that amuse just you and the most desperate member of the day) cos it is demonstrated that you can also lack a perfect english and be understood all the same by making your intention clear despite the weed induced typos (kinda what happens all the time chatting with Hyperflake).
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2019-03-31 18:09 [#02573073]
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lack a perfect english lol
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2019-03-31 18:10 [#02573074]
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you lack the fucking clue. american just being jerk
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RussellDust
on 2019-03-31 18:35 [#02573075]
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“kinda shows up your total lack of empathy tho (that can be also read across your mainly soulless posts, that amuse just you and the most desperate member of the day)”
Ha ha! Was that clear enough English, Epic?
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2019-03-31 19:31 [#02573082]
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uh-oh. mr. titty got upset
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-03-31 22:21 [#02573091]
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liquid love truncheon
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