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offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-03-26 23:39 [#02572419]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-03-26 23:45 [#02572420]
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For instance, one lengthy dream involved the re-release
of the original Star Wars in theaters. According to my
subconscious hallucinations, restaurants across the country
were offering a special large pizza and pitcher of Coke
deal, and I craved sweet, sparkling sugar water and hot,
melted cheese.


at one point, i noticed that loads of pizza places use the
star wars font, or one very similar. pizza joints and coke
logos have an even greater affinity for one another

i can't really pull out statistics about whether star wars
font on a pizza joint correlates with coke, though


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-03-27 15:33 [#02572500]
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Are you a bit like Nelson from the Simpsons?


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-03-27 15:35 [#02572501]
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Shit, I mean Ralph. That’s a bit of a 180 I know! I guess
I saw them both in you. Or at least a Ralph called Nelson.

Can I be Butters from South Park? I used to have him as my
avatar here 13 years ago.


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-03-27 15:36 [#02572502]
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Remember when we all had Simpsons style avatars of ourselves
here? That was fun.


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-03-27 15:37 [#02572503]
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Do you smoke, Eppie?


 

offline mohamed on 2019-03-27 20:02 [#02572534]
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Eppie, Waphe... make sure you change pusher RD


 

offline mohamed on 2019-03-27 20:12 [#02572535]
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you are a concentrate of everything is wrong with a
language. but its not english, it's your take


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-03-28 04:57 [#02572586]
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what a great article, i particularly liked:

One vision involved a battle between myself, a
representative for humanity, and an anthropomorphic chicken.
In this bizarre scenario, scientists had supposedly cloned
animal hybrids that were perfectly fine being used for food.
Why create sentient food beings? I don’t know, man. Point
is, this weird chicken thing with arms and legs and armor
and metal claws wouldn’t let us eat him unless we earned
his respect in life or death combat. I don’t recall much
of the actual battle, but the leadup to the fight was
excruciating. Days of posturing. Birds are weird.



 

offline RussellDust on 2019-03-28 10:30 [#02572596]
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“You ar a concentrate of everything is wrong with a
language”

That really made me LoL. They’re called nicknames, and if
I call someone by a nickname it’s usually endearing. So
nicknames are a problem within the English language?
Considering I find it tremendously hard to understand you
sometimes, I have to laugh and not actually be offended by
your (constant but little) attacks. You come across as an
angry little man, for such petty reasons. I’m not even
shortening words, but names... I remember you getting upset
once because I was short of time and typed in “rem”
instead of “remember”. What. The. Fuck.

Better your English if you want to respect language so much.


 

offline mohamed on 2019-03-28 12:26 [#02572603]
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Respect? You on the contrary are allowed to attack (not in a
funny way) and say the fuck you want to anybody like you
were standing on a higher social status or something for
some god-given reason.. fuck you asshole


 

offline mohamed on 2019-03-28 12:28 [#02572604]
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Fuck you nicknames, faggot


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-03-28 12:48 [#02572605]
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So that’s your problem? You have an inferiority complex? I
don’t claim to be any better (however you define that)
than anyone here, nor do I think I am! It seems you’ve
decided to define me and couldn’t be further from the
truth. I don’t claim to know you, mo. My gosh you’re an
angry and sad Crapa Pelada. Whatever, you’re pissing in
your own mouth again.


 

offline mohamed on 2019-03-28 13:33 [#02572606]
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Lol, was just thinking to have a little fight to revive the
site


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-03-28 13:53 [#02572607]
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I don’t think we changed the ratings unfortunately.

Btw I’m sorry I come across as arrogant, and that you
think I position myself higher than others here. That is not
how I want them present myself, because it’s not who I am.
When I have nicknames for some people it’s never to
belittle them, and is always done fondly.


 

offline mohamed on 2019-03-29 16:20 [#02572790]
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always sorry to hear someone does not understand me, i come
across pretty clear like water from the mountain, in fact i
just submitted for a job in motorsports which just need
fluent enliglish. fingers crossed.


 

offline mohamed on 2019-03-29 16:39 [#02572791]
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applied, more likely... but i would submit if needed


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-03-29 16:54 [#02572792]
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cool, good luck!


 

offline mohamed on 2019-03-29 17:17 [#02572793]
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Cheers


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-03-30 21:23 [#02572984]
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talking with mohamed has actually made me realize how lost
on non-native english speakers some of my wordplay might be.
writing is also different than speaking, and i have a
feeling a lot more of my jokes would translate
face-to-face.

when i say "that's what you get for weighting your dog's
poop in my
neurological simulation of ya"
, i dunno, there's a lot
going on here.

1) saying "weighting" instead of "weighing" is the sort of
grammatical mistake i've seen you make... but, you're
perfectly understandable. it actually gives your writing a
sort of character, a feel that is mohamed.

2) meanwhile, "weighting" means something very specific in
neural networks, e.g. neurological simulations. it's pretty
much a neural network pun?

3) there was that whole exchange about your dog's weight,
poop, all that, and i was having fun deliberately
misunderstanding you, writing up nonsense.

none of this is intended to bother anyone. i'm giggling the
whole way through. but, sometimes, i wish mohamed got the
jokes more thoroughly. but, typically, this won't translate,
and he'll get mad at me instead

(lol)


 

offline mohamed on 2019-03-31 01:14 [#02573010]
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i understand the fun of seeing someone going mad over
someones else using misundestanding (or an actual lack of
words), but i get only funny jokes sorry


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-03-31 01:39 [#02573017]
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could you reword that with clearer english please?


 

offline mohamed on 2019-03-31 08:59 [#02573058]
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i dont give a shit about typos, couldnt be bothered to read
my posts too many times, but ill try harder.

kinda shows up your total lack of empathy tho (that can be
also read across your mainly soulless posts, that amuse just
you and the most desperate member of the day) cos it is
demonstrated that you can also lack a perfect english and be
understood all the same by making your intention clear
despite the weed induced typos (kinda what happens all the
time chatting with Hyperflake).


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-03-31 18:09 [#02573073]
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lack a perfect english
lol


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-03-31 18:10 [#02573074]
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you lack the fucking clue. american just being jerk


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-03-31 18:35 [#02573075]
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“kinda shows up your total lack of empathy tho (that can
be also read across your mainly soulless posts, that amuse
just you and the most desperate member of the day)”

Ha ha! Was that clear enough English, Epic?


 

offline mohamed on 2019-03-31 19:31 [#02573082]
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uh-oh. mr. titty got upset


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-03-31 22:21 [#02573091]
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liquid love truncheon


 


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