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offline Portnoy on 2019-03-20 13:20 [#02571902]
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Difficult game


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2019-03-20 17:32 [#02571904]
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umbro your avatar matches with your arguments, i dont know
shit but it was worth a read


 

offline Tony Danza from Sesame Street on 2019-03-20 17:43 [#02571905]
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Queen planning to wipe her ass with a sock, in solidarity
with the British people

The United Kingdom is one of the largest importers of
toilet paper, with supply levels only expected to last a day
before it needs to take more deliveries.


LAZY_WIPE


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-03-20 18:30 [#02571907]
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Ha ha! You silly man, of course the “gift” was refused,
the queen doesn’t defecate!

As for the solidarity thing... are you suggesting us English
wipe our arses with socks? Aren’t socks used worldwide to
wipe semen off ones belly after a wank? Maybe Prince Phillip
could render a sock’s softness into that of cardboard out
of solidarity for the anxious teens of Britain.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-03-20 18:38 [#02571908]
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wonder what will happen when EU fishermen try to fish in our
national waters and vice versa, new cod wars


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2019-03-20 18:51 [#02571910]
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The only thing you can fish in british waters is
filet-o-fish


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-03-20 19:50 [#02571914]
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fish fingers


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2019-03-20 19:51 [#02571915]
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ate them today, exquisite


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-03-21 07:42 [#02571928]
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yeah underrated for sure


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-03-21 07:43 [#02571929]
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Did anyone see May's Orwellian speech last night, fucking
bizarre even the news guy on ITV later was like that's
fucking weird , my gf doesn't really do politics and she was
like "is this normal?"


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-03-21 10:54 [#02571931]
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do you guys also like it when your g-string rubs against
your anus


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-03-21 11:15 [#02571932]
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i'm sure wavephace likes it


 

offline wavephace from off the chain on 2019-03-21 12:04 [#02571934]
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The primary objective of any negotiation must be to protect
the GDP at all costs; without a strong GDP Britain will not
be able to attract the talent it needs to grow the GDP


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2019-03-21 12:50 [#02571936]
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She's legit lost the plot. I expect her to take hostages in
parliament and it end with death by cop before the end of
next week.


 

offline Tony Danza from Sesame Street on 2019-03-21 14:41 [#02571938]
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She's trying her hand at what every other authoritarian
leader is doing right now: loudly and assertively stating
absolute nonsense and hoping that most people are too
mentally, emotionally, financially and physically exhausted
to do anything about it.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-03-21 14:55 [#02571939]
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yeah it definitely is in lock step with what other populist
leaders are trying to push, I naively thought id never see
it in this country, it was utterly bizarre


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-03-21 14:55 [#02571940]
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yeah she has dead eyes, shes totally fucked in the head if
she think she can get away with this bullshit,


 

offline wavephace from off the chain on 2019-03-21 22:41 [#02571949]
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She also likes to fuck kids


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-03-21 22:50 [#02571951]
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im not absolving labour of the Iraqi war and other shit, but
why is it when we have the Tories in we always have these
massive social/domestic upheavals, its not so much Brexit in
and of itself I have an issue with, its the complete
clusterfuck of unpreparedness/incompetence that has lead us
to the edge of economic calamity


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-03-21 23:02 [#02571954]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline Tony Danza from Sesame Street on 2019-03-22 00:14 [#02571999]
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That's capitalism, buddy. Marx talked about this like
170 years ago: crisis theory, the endless cycles of boom and
bust that devastates economies and peoples:

And how does the bourgeoisie get over these crises? On
the one hand by enforced destruction of a mass of productive
forces; on the other, by the conquest of new markets, and by
the more thorough exploitation of the old ones. That is to
say, by paving the way for more extensive and more
destructive crises, and by diminishing the means whereby
crises are prevented.


[standing in a burning house laughing maniacally] MORE
deregulation! MORE austerity! MORE!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-03-22 00:19 [#02572002]
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I know that's the academic way of looking at it, but are
they truly aware they are doing wrong. Im playing devils
advocate here, Theresa May for instance does she sit in
number 10 thinking right im going to royally fuck the poor
with this continuation of the boom bust cycle, or is she
just grossly misguided and incompetent. I think after the
speech she gave she did come across as totally evil so its
properly the former reason


 

offline Tony Danza from Sesame Street on 2019-03-22 00:44 [#02572004]
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Well for Marx, the way we arrange our morality and societies
and law is according to how we benefit from our means of
production:

Your very ideas are but the outgrowth of the conditions
of your bourgeois production and bourgeois property, just as
your jurisprudence is but the will of your class made into a
law for all, a will whose essential character and direction
are determined by the economical conditions of existence of
your class.

The selfish misconception that induces you to transform into
eternal laws of nature and of reason, the social forms
springing from your present mode of production and form of
property – historical relations that rise and disappear in
the progress of production – this misconception you share
with every ruling class that has preceded you. What you see
clearly in the case of ancient property, what you admit in
the case of feudal property, you are of course forbidden to
admit in the case of your own bourgeois form of
property.


So no of course people like Theresa May are not literally
cackling gleefully like villains as they preside over crisis
after crisis, they just know what side of the bread the
butter is on and arrange things accordingly. (but some are
definitely aware that they benefit from it)


 

offline Tony Danza from Sesame Street on 2019-03-22 00:45 [#02572005]
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(the word "bourgeois" gets old fast when you read Marx, so
just substitute "neoliberal" when you see it, that's pretty
much what Marx meant)


 

offline wavephace from off the chain on 2019-03-22 00:51 [#02572006]
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Exactly


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-03-22 09:18 [#02572044]
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The Mogg apple doesn't fall far from the tree I see

Yeah I mean Marx definitely had a point, but I cant see how
these systems wont continually arise no matter what economic
system is in vogue, its the fallibility of human nature to
corral wealth and feather their own nests, admittedly things
could be a lot better than they are currently though


 

offline Tony Danza from Sesame Street on 2019-03-22 10:34 [#02572046]
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> I cant see how these systems wont continually arise no
matter what economic system is in vogue, its the fallibility
of human nature to corral wealth and feather their own
nests, admittedly things could be a lot better than they are
currently though

Because of automation and gains in productivity, people
could have a lot more and work a lot less instead of
competitively overproducing for a tiny minority in ways that
cause frequent economic collapse for the rest of us.

Instead we have the insane situation of Bezos having more
than a hundred billion dollars while his workers scrape out
a bare existence peeing in bottles because they're afraid to
take bathroom breaks, working in warehouses that are
sometimes so hot that they pass out, because it's cheaper to
have a paramedic standing by than to install air
conditioning.

I recall in Monbiot's book Out Of The Wreckage he talks
about recent studies that show people to be a lot more
innately cooperative and altruistic than capitalist "common
knowledge" would have it. You have to be wary of letting
your ideology arise from your current system of production,
where we think of people as competitive nest-featherers, and
then eternalize that into a law of nature.


 

offline wavephace from off the chain on 2019-03-22 11:28 [#02572047]
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Tony is 100% right. I'd also suggest you read "The Better
Angels of Our Nature" by Steven Pinker. Basically, people
used to be bad, but now people are good. All we have to do
now is get rid of the remaining bad people


 

offline Tony Danza from Sesame Street on 2019-03-22 11:38 [#02572048]
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Man. That is some high quality trolling. This is Harvard PhD
level trolling. I can't imagine the brutal man hours spent
on voat and pol building up the meme muscles.

Once again my fedora's off to you, m'lady!


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-03-22 12:52 [#02572050]
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How do you propose we get rid of those pesky “bad”
people, Waphe?


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-03-22 15:36 [#02572057]
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you send them to middle east and build a wall around them


 

offline wavephace from off the chain on 2019-03-22 22:11 [#02572077]
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Education


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2019-03-23 00:21 [#02572081]
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hyperflake. mogg and those like minded in the tory party
hate theresa may. people who like the idea of inflicting
austerity or (much worse) a brexit with no deal on poor
people describe theresa as a traitor and a plotting
remainer. men like mogg boris of duncansmith all want her
gone. its not a secret. its mainstream news for about 3
years

the real bad guys that want to mimic trumps populism (such
as boris) were being held back by theresa. so do you see
that you might be misunderstanding this situation?


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-03-23 00:42 [#02572082]
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i wonder what wavy's re-education camps would look like

all correct thought training and hella nasty rice dishes,
forced operations for class enemies and songs giving thanks
to dear leader phobiazero


 

offline wavephace from off the chain on 2019-03-23 01:08 [#02572083]
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You've misunderstood; we should educate the good people
about who the bad people are


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-03-23 01:35 [#02572085]
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am... am i good people? please teach me i must learn halp


 

offline wavephace from off the chain on 2019-03-23 01:53 [#02572086]
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What podcasts do you listen to?


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2019-03-23 02:14 [#02572087]
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haha


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2019-03-23 02:20 [#02572088]
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She's pandered to those guys repeatedly to stay in her
position, she's completely self serving and not holding them
back, letting them loose just doesn't serve her right now.


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-03-23 02:21 [#02572089]
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alright, i'll play along, though the implication that you
can judge a person's moral worth by the material they listen
to pretty objectionable

- richard herring's leicester square theatre podcast
- short cuts with josie long
- the comedian's comedian with stuart goldsmith
- in our time with melvyn bragg
- all killa no filla
- the adam buxton podcast
- off menu with ed gamble and james acaster
- my dad wrote a porno
- the bugle with andy zaltzman
- athletico mince


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2019-03-23 02:30 [#02572091]
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what do you mean indeksical?


 

offline wavephace from off the chain on 2019-03-23 05:41 [#02572116]
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Well you seem like a generally good person but I would
subscribe to Pod Save America just to make sure


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2019-03-23 20:57 [#02572166]
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indeksical get back to me


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2019-03-25 23:11 [#02572307]
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indeksical


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2019-03-25 23:39 [#02572313]
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hyperflake
do you sort of get what i mean about theresa may?


 

offline Tony Danza from Sesame Street on 2019-03-26 12:47 [#02572374]
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Aufhebunga Bunga is a good podcast with a good name

(the name comes from the German word aufheben, and
bunga bunga in the Italian sense, hence the picture of
Berlusconi)


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-03-26 12:56 [#02572377]
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Get back to AMPI, Indeksical! I’m dying here!


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-03-26 14:47 [#02572383]
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oh yeah May is totally incompetent and weird but I don't
know if she's out right evil like Mogg and Johnson


 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2019-03-28 16:27 [#02572614]
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Everyone here knows the tory party is the problem. Vote
Corbyn.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-03-28 16:35 [#02572615]
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How can people look at Jacob Rees Mogg and vote for him? if
this was the 18th century he would have a mill full of
street urchins with consumption and missing fingers


 


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