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my nipples are so tender
 

offline mermaidman on 2019-03-11 13:13 [#02571242]
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when my nipples are so tender and sore i like to rub them
with baby oil in a circular motion


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-03-11 14:22 [#02571243]
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i find it works well for my bum too


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-03-11 14:24 [#02571244]
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That’s nice to know.


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-03-11 14:37 [#02571246]
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does your nipples feel so tender too when they rub against
pantyhose or mesh russelldust


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-03-11 14:46 [#02571249]
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oh and leather of course especially leather


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-03-11 14:55 [#02571251]
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Rarely happens, and hasn’t for a long time. I hate that
shit.


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-03-11 14:55 [#02571252]
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I don’t like having my nipples touched.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-03-11 15:37 [#02571255]
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as this forums perv finder general I accuse Mermaidman of
gross indecency, vile rank corruption and debauched usury of
the most evil kind, you should be ashamed, ashamed!

*unzips pants*

I just want to say how disgusted, sickened and appalled I
am

*rubs nipples vigorously anticlockwise*


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2019-03-11 15:37 [#02571256]
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I often play with my nipples. The strange thing is that when
i do this, i feel a tingling sensation in my legs. Human
anatomy is really strange


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2019-03-11 15:42 [#02571258]
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Maybe you're pregnant


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-03-11 16:02 [#02571259]
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could have a supernumerary nipple on your leg like a mutant
cat


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-03-11 16:37 [#02571260]
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i wish we could explore our anatomy together monoid *twists
mustache*


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-03-11 16:43 [#02571261]
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yeah mean like that film innerspace where they swim round
each others blood stream in a molecular sized submarine,


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-03-11 17:05 [#02571262]
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monoid knows what i'm talking about *winks at monoid*


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-03-11 17:17 [#02571263]
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you could both form a long mint pretzel


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-03-11 17:18 [#02571264]
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his dick up your arse and your dick crossed over his dick
and up your butt, you would both probably have to lie on
your sides and I wouldn't know an easy way to answer the
door in that state


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-03-11 17:27 [#02571265]
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*tip-toes out of thread*


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-03-11 17:34 [#02571266]
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its what Shakespeare meant by the beast with two backs


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2019-03-11 18:11 [#02571274]
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You said you were gonna pesturize it
LAZY_TITLE


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-03-11 18:12 [#02571276]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline Tony Danza from NAFO Suicide Hotline on 2019-03-11 19:20 [#02571290]
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neat!


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-03-11 19:51 [#02571294]
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very cool. thanks for introducing me to tom of finland by
the way!


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-03-11 20:10 [#02571298]
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You weren’t aware of him? Newb!


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-03-11 20:15 [#02571299]
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i was busy rubbing my nipples


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-03-11 20:24 [#02571301]
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All that time? You must have missed out on a lot of things.
I like to imagine you doing this while sitting in an
children’s inflatable swimming pool in your lounge/front
room.


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-03-11 20:27 [#02571302]
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i know you like to imagine me doing things russell


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2019-03-11 20:29 [#02571303]
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popping in just to say i have the vague sensation that
mermaidman has attached to your brain and its sucking, RD


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2019-03-11 20:40 [#02571304]
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kind of what predator does, couldnt find it on youtube


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-03-11 20:41 [#02571305]
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Ok, you got me!


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-03-11 20:42 [#02571306]
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Yes it’s really hard for me to cope. Hope I can sleep
tonight!


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2019-03-11 20:43 [#02571307]
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lol


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-03-11 20:59 [#02571308]
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I just hope mermaid isn't some sort of butthole clairvoyant,



 

offline RussellDust on 2019-03-11 21:01 [#02571309]
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Yeah you’d be found out!


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-03-11 21:09 [#02571310]
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are you insinuating I have a problem with horrendous
boomerang shaped skid marks,


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-03-11 21:16 [#02571311]
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Nope. I guess I didn’t understand what you meant by
“butthole clairvoyant”.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-03-11 21:17 [#02571312]
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someone who can telepathically scan your butthole, I guess
like a psychic MRI scanner


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2019-03-12 14:07 [#02571352]
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Back when I was running all the time I took to wearing
little circular bandaids as Nipple Armor™ because those
stretchy athletic shirts would rub me raw otherwise. It was
the strangest thing the first time it happened; felt like
invisible aliens had tried to make crème brûlée of my
chest pepperonis and I couldn't believe how annoyingly
painful it was. Well, let me tell you that my patented
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to painful nips forever!


 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2019-03-12 14:09 [#02571353]
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Lol


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-03-12 14:35 [#02571360]
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but what if i want to reveal my nipples under my panthose
body suit


 

offline Tony Danza from NAFO Suicide Hotline on 2019-03-12 14:38 [#02571362]
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maybe something like jane fonda as barbarella's transparent
plastic titty cups costume


 

offline Tony Danza from NAFO Suicide Hotline on 2019-03-12 14:38 [#02571363]
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btw it's nice that we've moved on from the usual ass threads
to other anatomy


 


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