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when my nipples are so tender and sore i like to rub them with baby oil in a circular motion |
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i find it works well for my bum too |
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That’s nice to know. |
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does your nipples feel so tender too when they rub against pantyhose or mesh russelldust |
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oh and leather of course especially leather |
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Rarely happens, and hasn’t for a long time. I hate that shit. |
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I don’t like having my nipples touched. |
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as this forums perv finder general I accuse Mermaidman of gross indecency, vile rank corruption and debauched usury of the most evil kind, you should be ashamed, ashamed! *unzips pants* I just want to say how disgusted, sickened and appalled I am *rubs nipples vigorously anticlockwise* |
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I often play with my nipples. The strange thing is that when i do this, i feel a tingling sensation in my legs. Human anatomy is really strange |
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Maybe you're pregnant |
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could have a supernumerary nipple on your leg like a mutant cat |
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i wish we could explore our anatomy together monoid *twists mustache* |
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yeah mean like that film innerspace where they swim round each others blood stream in a molecular sized submarine, |
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monoid knows what i'm talking about *winks at monoid* |
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you could both form a long mint pretzel |
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his dick up your arse and your dick crossed over his dick and up your butt, you would both probably have to lie on your sides and I wouldn't know an easy way to answer the door in that state |
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*tip-toes out of thread* |
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its what Shakespeare meant by the beast with two backs |
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You said you were gonna pesturize it |
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very cool. thanks for introducing me to tom of finland by the way! |
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You weren’t aware of him? Newb! |
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i was busy rubbing my nipples |
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All that time? You must have missed out on a lot of things. I like to imagine you doing this while sitting in an children’s inflatable swimming pool in your lounge/front room. |
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i know you like to imagine me doing things russell |
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popping in just to say i have the vague sensation that mermaidman has attached to your brain and its sucking, RD |
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kind of what predator does, couldnt find it on youtube |
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Ok, you got me! |
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Yes it’s really hard for me to cope. Hope I can sleep tonight! |
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lol |
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I just hope mermaid isn't some sort of butthole clairvoyant, |
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Yeah you’d be found out! |
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are you insinuating I have a problem with horrendous boomerang shaped skid marks, |
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Nope. I guess I didn’t understand what you meant by “butthole clairvoyant”. |
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someone who can telepathically scan your butthole, I guess like a psychic MRI scanner |
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Back when I was running all the time I took to wearing little circular bandaids as Nipple Armor™ because those stretchy athletic shirts would rub me raw otherwise. It was the strangest thing the first time it happened; felt like invisible aliens had tried to make crème brûlée of my chest pepperonis and I couldn't believe how annoyingly painful it was. Well, let me tell you that my patented Nipple Shield™ technology solved that problem with aplomb - and no more aliens! I'd be happy to meet with any Zilty members in good standing for a complimentary consultation and Nipple Armor™ test-fitting on anyone suffering this unfortunate plight. Using my proprietary method we will create for you a certified Areolar Bulwark™ which will safeguard all but the most protuberant teats. I'm so confident in my Nipple Armor™ system that I am offering a full 1-month supply of Nipple Armor™ Nipple Shields™ for the low, low introductory price of Call in today to schedule your consultation, and say goodbye to painful nips forever! |
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Lol |
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but what if i want to reveal my nipples under my panthose body suit |
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maybe something like jane fonda as barbarella's transparent plastic titty cups costume |
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btw it's nice that we've moved on from the usual ass threads to other anatomy |
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