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offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2019-02-24 13:16 [#02570064]
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flush before you finish pooping so you don't clog the
toilet? i forgot to yesterday, almost clogged it had to
flush a couple of times


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2019-02-24 13:17 [#02570065]
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needless to say there was a lot of pooping going on


 

offline Tony Danza from Bright Moon on 2019-02-24 13:34 [#02570066]
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sometimes I manage to extrude a real cinderblock and panic
ensues. sort of like this classic David Sedaris
story


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2019-02-24 14:25 [#02570068]
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yeah i have those. one time i thought i was gonna rip my
anus then remembered all the anal videos i watched. hurt a
lot though


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2019-02-24 15:44 [#02570070]
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Don't you hate it when you do a massive poo and turn round
to have a look and it's gone? Like it's slipped right round
the u bend. Your moment of pride robbed.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-02-24 16:11 [#02570072]
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do you hate when you just gone for a shit and the door bell
rings, or having a piss and you just started and the phone
rings


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2019-02-24 16:25 [#02570073]
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Makes my blood run cold


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-02-24 16:36 [#02570074]
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yes, its sods law as well, always happens you could be
waiting in all day for a parcel and as soon as you have a
turd hanging half way out your arse their is a knock on the
door
quantum turd theory



 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2019-02-24 18:05 [#02570080]
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yes happens a lot too. feels like i didn't take a poo yet.
like when you eat too fast and you still feel hungry


 

offline Tony Danza from Bright Moon on 2019-02-24 22:29 [#02570089]
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of course the only proper way to poop is on company time

Lavatory and Liberty: The Secret History of the Bathroom
Break


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2019-02-24 22:33 [#02570090]
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The Xltronic Metaphor: A Thread


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-02-25 19:57 [#02570104]
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I hate when the end of your knob touches the cold porcelain


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-02-25 19:57 [#02570105]
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that's what that moby song was about


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2019-02-25 20:01 [#02570106]
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me too. then there is also the water splash to the anus that
seems to be haunting almost everyone


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-02-25 20:03 [#02570107]
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yeah that's the worst especially after a shower or fresh
pair of underwear, a turd launched splashwave over your
bollocks


 

offline mohamed on 2019-02-25 20:23 [#02570108]
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you mean the splash with your face


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2019-02-25 20:37 [#02570109]
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no i mean when you're mohamed and your pussy lips dip in the
water


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-02-25 20:52 [#02570110]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-02-25 21:44 [#02570113]
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i can't read a turd thread on xlt without pondering
hyakusen's bronze souvenir

dellicate poop her in chin


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2019-02-25 21:59 [#02570114]
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witch


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2019-02-25 22:00 [#02570115]
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delicate poop? her in chin?!


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2019-02-25 22:02 [#02570116]
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eat high-fiber food and your poop shall be delicate


 

offline mohamed on 2019-02-26 04:44 [#02570123]
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you mean the pussy of that sow of your mother which has
crusts on the ass


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2019-02-26 08:12 [#02570126]
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your mom


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-02-27 13:16 [#02570168]
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They have great loos here so it doesn’t happen, no.
It happens abroad sometimes, for example toilets in Greece
are made for tiny people. Old English lavatories can be
problematic.

I had the “perfect poo” the other day so have to mention
that. Didn’t have to push: it just slid out giving me a
warm fuzzy sensation throughout the body. It didn’t hide
so I can admire the perfect texture, colour and shape. The
cherry on the cake was that after looking at the damage upon
first wipe there was absolutely nothing on the tp.

Apparently, and I can’t wrap my head around this, some
people don’t check the tp when they wipe themselves. They
seem to find the idea of checking to be dubious. Skidmark
City or what?



 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-02-27 13:29 [#02570169]
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barbarians, what sort of person doesn't check if their arse
isn't covered in shite


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2019-02-27 13:38 [#02570170]
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i check


 

offline Tony Danza from Bright Moon on 2019-02-27 13:55 [#02570172]
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good boys who check shall receive an I Checked sticker


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-02-27 14:09 [#02570173]
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Ha ha!


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-02-27 14:50 [#02570181]
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I always make sure I have a clean arse before stepping out
the front door, don't want to be run over then they have to
tell my mum in my autopsy that I had shit stains all over my
undies


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-02-27 14:51 [#02570182]
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also want to avoid the Tesco bum sniffer, you don't know if
he will ever come out of retirement


 


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