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offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-02-10 20:34 [#02568893]
Points: 23805 Status: Addict



LAZY_TITLE


 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2019-02-10 20:42 [#02568894]
Points: 3241 Status: Regular



Handsome guy

I've ordered a biggie t shirt, will take a selfie once it
arrives


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-02-10 20:44 [#02568896]
Points: 13828 Status: Regular



You look far more aggro in that pic compared the the other
I’ve seen! Still don’t know what you look like today! :P


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-02-10 20:44 [#02568897]
Points: 23805 Status: Addict | Followup to umbroman3: #02568894



cheers, im fat now with a few grey hairs, well not really


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-02-10 20:44 [#02568898]
Points: 23805 Status: Addict | Followup to RussellDust: #02568896



yeah im happy, I just don't have a very expressive face


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-02-10 20:45 [#02568899]
Points: 13828 Status: Regular | Followup to Hyperflake: #02568898



It’s expressive alright!


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-02-10 20:48 [#02568902]
Points: 23805 Status: Addict | Followup to RussellDust: #02568899



yeah its my default expression I guess, I look pretty much
the same I reckon I don't seem to age much, probably a stone
heavier at the moment


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-02-10 20:50 [#02568903]
Points: 13828 Status: Regular | Followup to Hyperflake: #02568902



If I didn’t know you I’d say it’s a “don’t
approach me” face! Don’t approach me or I’ll bite your
face off! Still, handsome.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-02-10 20:51 [#02568905]
Points: 23805 Status: Addict | Followup to RussellDust: #02568903



yeah im guess im stuck with this face, no wonder people
never say hello, making sense what you say!


 

offline Tony Danza from not today, satan on 2019-02-10 20:53 [#02568906]
Points: 1381 Status: Regular | Followup to Hyperflake: #02568893



daaaaaamn boyyyyyy

[mimes touching you with a wet fingertip and it sizzles]


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-02-10 20:54 [#02568908]
Points: 13828 Status: Regular | Followup to Hyperflake: #02568905



Everyone in this thread (me included) is complimenting you,
hyperflake!


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-02-10 20:54 [#02568909]
Points: 23805 Status: Addict | Followup to Tony Danza: #02568906



*bends you over* *uses your back as a picnic table*


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-02-10 20:55 [#02568910]
Points: 23805 Status: Addict | Followup to RussellDust: #02568908



I know, its a bit odd coming from a bunch of heterosexual
blokes, but cheers anyway, I probably lost quite a bit of my
handsome ness factor by now


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-02-10 20:57 [#02568912]
Points: 13828 Status: Regular | Followup to Hyperflake: #02568910



Yeah xlt is reeeeeally heterosexual...


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-02-10 20:58 [#02568916]
Points: 23805 Status: Addict | Followup to RussellDust: #02568912



Am I genuinely the only one who only likes women?


 

offline mohamed on 2019-02-10 21:03 [#02568919]
Points: 28095 Status: Addict | Show recordbag



handsome, i like women too and i think many others here as
well


 

offline Tony Danza from not today, satan on 2019-02-10 21:05 [#02568921]
Points: 1381 Status: Regular | Followup to Hyperflake: #02568916



I'm strictly hetero but I can appreciate the male sex
machine


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-02-10 21:05 [#02568922]
Points: 23805 Status: Addict | Followup to mohamed: #02568919



yes I know you have a predilection for Tyranny's, but I
still consider you as heterosexual,

Cheers for the compliment,


 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2019-02-10 21:05 [#02568923]
Points: 3241 Status: Regular



Never been into blokes


 

offline mohamed on 2019-02-10 21:07 [#02568925]
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a predilection for those who sucked my dick best


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-02-10 21:08 [#02568926]
Points: 23805 Status: Addict | Followup to Tony Danza: #02568921



yeah strictly butter side up, to be honest as I get older im
loosing interest in women as well, most of the time!


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-02-10 21:08 [#02568927]
Points: 23805 Status: Addict | Followup to mohamed: #02568925



good autobiography title


 

offline mohamed on 2019-02-10 21:08 [#02568928]
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lol


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-02-10 21:08 [#02568929]
Points: 13828 Status: Regular



Lol you guys... I wasn’t doubting you weren’t straight!
Now I’m pleasantly amused at you three clearly making it
clear.

I’m not gay either guys! I remise!

Nah I was pointing at the rather sweet homoerotic side this
board has. I wasn’t calling you gays.

Gays!


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-02-10 21:09 [#02568930]
Points: 23805 Status: Addict | Followup to umbroman3: #02568923



aye, never shag anything you couldn't beat in a fight


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-02-10 21:09 [#02568931]
Points: 13828 Status: Regular



Remise = promise*


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-02-10 21:10 [#02568932]
Points: 23805 Status: Addict | Followup to RussellDust: #02568929



LOL I know, it does get very humorously homoerotic at times,



 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-02-10 21:13 [#02568933]
Points: 23805 Status: Addict



I liked how you had to bold *not gay*


 

offline Tony Danza from not today, satan on 2019-02-10 21:15 [#02568934]
Points: 1381 Status: Regular



hyperflake's hotness has really trolled up a mess of "haha
no homo, no but seriously" on the ol' zilts


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-02-10 21:16 [#02568936]
Points: 23805 Status: Addict



yes come into my love phone box,


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-02-10 21:17 [#02568937]
Points: 13828 Status: Regular



Yeah I’d hate for someone to think I’m gay...

My dad is one of the gayest men I know yet he will always
try and hammer in how he’s not gay. I’m sure that’s
quite a common thing.


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-02-10 21:18 [#02568938]
Points: 13828 Status: Regular | Followup to Hyperflake: #02568933



That was a reply to this


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-02-10 21:20 [#02568939]
Points: 13828 Status: Regular | Followup to Hyperflake: #02568936



LoL

I look at that pic a whole different way now! Thoughts of
George Michael pop into my mind...


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-02-10 21:20 [#02568940]
Points: 23805 Status: Addict | Followup to RussellDust: #02568937



have you ever caught your dad in high heels trying on womans
lipstick, I know that's not strictly gay

reminds me all the Hannibal lector films are on Netflix will
watch them this week


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-02-10 21:20 [#02568941]
Points: 23805 Status: Addict | Followup to RussellDust: #02568939



bloody good George Michael b-side title


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-02-10 21:21 [#02568942]
Points: 13828 Status: Regular



If you were gay you’d be a hardcore gay I reckon.

I tell you what: I bet your a tad anxious as to
mermaidma’s response...


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-02-10 21:22 [#02568943]
Points: 13828 Status: Regular | Followup to Hyperflake: #02568941



It’s that famous phone box in Gay Park. The one you stand
by if you really want it.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-02-10 21:24 [#02568944]
Points: 23805 Status: Addict | Followup to RussellDust: #02568943



yeah if you stand on the left side it means you give, if you
stand in the right it means you take


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-02-10 21:25 [#02568945]
Points: 23805 Status: Addict | Followup to RussellDust: #02568942



nah id be none practicing like a Christian hair dresser, id
have loads of posters of tom Selleck in budgie smugglers but
not really admit to myself why


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-02-10 21:27 [#02568946]
Points: 13828 Status: Regular | Followup to Hyperflake: #02568944



I think if you stand by the phone box it basically means
you’re up for anything. Possibly with many, many
men.

Ok your pic is ruined!!! It’s been so corrupted in my mind
that when I think of it you’re dressed in leather with a
leather cap on.



 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-02-10 21:29 [#02568947]
Points: 23805 Status: Addict | Followup to RussellDust: #02568946



perhaps im just the custodian of the telephone box, I mop
the spunk off the walls, everyone else on xlrtonic uses it
as their discretion, all of you totally naked heaving,
shortness of breath like a blasphemous 3d meat tetris, dicks
and bums squashed up against the rolled glass windows, with
a green light bulb on,


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-02-10 21:32 [#02568948]
Points: 5356 Status: Regular



ooohh hyperflake if i were around wirral we could be bum
buddies alright


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-02-10 21:32 [#02568949]
Points: 13828 Status: Regular



Too late. There’s no xlt, just you and a photo you posted
in a ad.


 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2019-02-10 21:33 [#02568950]
Points: 3241 Status: Regular



I went to an open decks night last night, played two of my
tracks. Place was crowded. Really fit bird was by the dj
booth, asking who made the song lol. When I went to get the
usb stick off the dj she complimented my track lol. Left me
with a warm fuzzy feeling inside. My dad and cousin were out
with me. My dad was dancing with this like 23 year old bird.
My dad is 61. She loved it lol. Later at the cash point this
lady from pontypridd called me really handsome lol. Had a
wicked time.


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-02-10 21:33 [#02568951]
Points: 13828 Status: Regular



That was a reply to hyperflake.

Oh hi, mermelade!


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-02-10 21:34 [#02568952]
Points: 23805 Status: Addict | Followup to mermaidman: #02568948



id be happy to show you a tour of the local telephone boxes


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-02-10 21:34 [#02568953]
Points: 23805 Status: Addict | Followup to RussellDust: #02568949



:*(


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-02-10 21:35 [#02568954]
Points: 23805 Status: Addict | Followup to umbroman3: #02568950



you were deffo in there I reckon!


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-02-10 21:35 [#02568955]
Points: 13828 Status: Regular | Followup to umbroman3: #02568950



I read “I went to the docks last night...” and thought
this was getting good!

Umbroman is NOT gay.


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-02-10 21:36 [#02568956]
Points: 13828 Status: Regular



Don’t sad face me!


 


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