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Handsome guy I've ordered a biggie t shirt, will take a selfie once it arrives |
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You look far more aggro in that pic compared the the other I’ve seen! Still don’t know what you look like today! :P |
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cheers, im fat now with a few grey hairs, well not really |
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yeah im happy, I just don't have a very expressive face |
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It’s expressive alright! |
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yeah its my default expression I guess, I look pretty much the same I reckon I don't seem to age much, probably a stone heavier at the moment |
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If I didn’t know you I’d say it’s a “don’t approach me” face! Don’t approach me or I’ll bite your face off! Still, handsome. |
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yeah im guess im stuck with this face, no wonder people never say hello, making sense what you say! |
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daaaaaamn boyyyyyy [mimes touching you with a wet fingertip and it sizzles] |
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Everyone in this thread (me included) is complimenting you, hyperflake! |
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*bends you over* *uses your back as a picnic table* |
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I know, its a bit odd coming from a bunch of heterosexual blokes, but cheers anyway, I probably lost quite a bit of my handsome ness factor by now |
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Yeah xlt is reeeeeally heterosexual... |
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Am I genuinely the only one who only likes women? |
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handsome, i like women too and i think many others here as well |
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I'm strictly hetero but I can appreciate the male sex machine |
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yes I know you have a predilection for Tyranny's, but I still consider you as heterosexual, Cheers for the compliment, |
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Never been into blokes |
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a predilection for those who sucked my dick best |
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yeah strictly butter side up, to be honest as I get older im loosing interest in women as well, most of the time! |
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good autobiography title |
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lol |
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Lol you guys... I wasn’t doubting you weren’t straight! Now I’m pleasantly amused at you three clearly making it clear. I’m not gay either guys! I remise! Nah I was pointing at the rather sweet homoerotic side this board has. I wasn’t calling you gays. Gays! |
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aye, never shag anything you couldn't beat in a fight |
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Remise = promise* |
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LOL I know, it does get very humorously homoerotic at times, |
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I liked how you had to bold *not gay* |
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hyperflake's hotness has really trolled up a mess of "haha no homo, no but seriously" on the ol' zilts |
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yes come into my love phone box, |
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Yeah I’d hate for someone to think I’m gay... My dad is one of the gayest men I know yet he will always try and hammer in how he’s not gay. I’m sure that’s quite a common thing. |
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That was a reply to this |
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LoL I look at that pic a whole different way now! Thoughts of George Michael pop into my mind... |
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have you ever caught your dad in high heels trying on womans lipstick, I know that's not strictly gay reminds me all the Hannibal lector films are on Netflix will watch them this week |
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bloody good George Michael b-side title |
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If you were gay you’d be a hardcore gay I reckon. I tell you what: I bet your a tad anxious as to mermaidma’s response... |
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It’s that famous phone box in Gay Park. The one you stand by if you really want it. |
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yeah if you stand on the left side it means you give, if you stand in the right it means you take |
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nah id be none practicing like a Christian hair dresser, id have loads of posters of tom Selleck in budgie smugglers but not really admit to myself why |
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I think if you stand by the phone box it basically means you’re up for anything. Possibly with many, many men. Ok your pic is ruined!!! It’s been so corrupted in my mind that when I think of it you’re dressed in leather with a leather cap on. |
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perhaps im just the custodian of the telephone box, I mop the spunk off the walls, everyone else on xlrtonic uses it as their discretion, all of you totally naked heaving, shortness of breath like a blasphemous 3d meat tetris, dicks and bums squashed up against the rolled glass windows, with a green light bulb on, |
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ooohh hyperflake if i were around wirral we could be bum buddies alright |
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Too late. There’s no xlt, just you and a photo you posted in a ad. |
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I went to an open decks night last night, played two of my tracks. Place was crowded. Really fit bird was by the dj booth, asking who made the song lol. When I went to get the usb stick off the dj she complimented my track lol. Left me with a warm fuzzy feeling inside. My dad and cousin were out with me. My dad was dancing with this like 23 year old bird. My dad is 61. She loved it lol. Later at the cash point this lady from pontypridd called me really handsome lol. Had a wicked time. |
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That was a reply to hyperflake. Oh hi, mermelade! |
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id be happy to show you a tour of the local telephone boxes |
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:*( |
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you were deffo in there I reckon! |
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I read “I went to the docks last night...” and thought this was getting good! Umbroman is NOT gay. |
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Don’t sad face me! |
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