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yeah down the docks in rubber trousers |
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I’m sorry if I offended anyone that is clearly not gay. I wish we could cuddle, mermaidman. I could spoon you, maybe you’re crying. Then when you feel better we swap roles and my turn to have a good cry. For some reason typing this made me think of AMPI. I think AMPI needs spooning. Ok so let’s recap: mo, Umbro and hyperflake are clearly not gay. Tony Danza’s status is unclear. Mermaidman is gay. |
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That sounded outrageously dirty. You seem to know your stuff! Gave me chills, brah! |
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Tony Danza is hetro he just gets a bout of prestadidwicks congena whenever he sees a telephone box |
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Tony Fanta |
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hyperflake i can see the outline of your penis |
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My work here is done. |
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Ha ha that made me spit out my smoke! |
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it looks like I pissed myself a bit |
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This just gets better! |
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yeah I could be a telephone box pissing fetishist and you might never now! |
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Phone box Piss Dudes 8 |
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Drill music by Aphex twin* |
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Wow you thought of Aphex too! |
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is it okay if i wank to your photo at least |
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well theres not much I can do about it now! |
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yeah pissing in a phone box in cornwall |
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thanks hypee! ❤️ |
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So it’s a no to a cuddle then? I don’t care and I bet your feet are smelly and unappealing. So I retract my wish and anyway it was a (I’m not gay) joke. |
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Mermaidman? More like smegmaman... the duke of cheese. |
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Mermaidman has anal pruritus |
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right now i'm more into hyperflake russell thank you post a photo of yourself and i'll think about it |
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does it enhance things for you if he was standing next to some sort of photo kiosk? |
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He’ll want more piss I guess |
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for a proper comparison it would be helpful yes |
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Anyway I don’t like him anymore. |
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pissing into a photo kiosk? looool |
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pissing into a toll box on the back of a monster truck |
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For a cover i feel a wet patch on the jeans (like in your pic) is sexier and less full on. |
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to be honest I think its just a shiny bit on my jeans where ive been constantly scratching my balls |
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were you high when this foto was taken (i can see those beady eyes) |
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just naturally beady eyes im afraid, I wish I was high |
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