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how can we survive in a pepsi future
 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-02-10 02:24 [#02568818]
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when you sign the contract: if you live in this apartment
building, you cannot buy coca-cola products. you have to buy
pepsi


 

offline Tony Danza from not today, satan on 2019-02-10 02:37 [#02568821]
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You've run out of Pepsi Points, please chug 8 ounces to
continue posting.


 

offline Tony Danza from not today, satan on 2019-02-10 02:38 [#02568822]
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(did you mean to post this from the wMw account)


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-02-10 02:41 [#02568823]
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shit whoops


 

online belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-02-10 02:44 [#02568826]
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a brief history of moonvertising


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-02-10 02:55 [#02568832]
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i still want my harrier jet


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2019-02-10 02:57 [#02568834]
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That dystopia is only slightly worse than the current one. A
soda costs like a dollar, maybe you're forced to buy 1 a
week, that's like 4 dollars per month, whereas the apartment
rent itself is 600 to $2000 a month. You're not allowed to
buy an apartment, they aren't for sale, only for rent.
What're you gonna do, let your chickens buy your hen house?
They pay you with eggs to rent there. The soda only slightly
increases your rent. It does prevent you from drinking the
other brand but coke is poison with mercury and flouride
whereas pepsi is aborted fetuses with nanotechnology, so
both should be avoided.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-02-10 03:07 [#02568839]
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you can't buy an apartment. you have to buy a condo. it's a
brutal oligarchy controlling our words


 

offline wavephace from President, CJAX on 2019-02-10 05:14 [#02568852]
Points: 2854 Status: Regular



I refuse to consume anything made with corn syrup. I'll only
drink beverages made from 100% virgin cane sugar like
Mountain Dew Throwback and Bud Light.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2019-02-10 05:33 [#02568853]
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Search the NWO's zillow internet ghetto, and see how many
condos are available, it's like less than 0.5% in every
state, owning offers too much freedom so is being phased
out. And check out their unaffordable prices, plus stupid
NWO terms you have to obey even after you buy I'm sure.
Worse is trailer parks which have both trailers and
manufactured homes sometimes. Manufactured homes were
developed on what little remains of a sabotaged free market,
it should be a McHouse at a McPrice, but that offered too
much freedom to the poor they need to sweep mcdonald's
restrooms in their matrix, so they essentially rigged the
code of their google earth we're all in so we're not allowed
to live in a trailer or manuf home on our own property.
Instead they were integrated into the human farm system, now
you must rent a trailer in a "park" without being able to
own the dirt it sits on, controlled by zoning laws or
whatever evil spells the elite spell out in their
illegitimate weaponized law.


 

offline Chodi from 1337V1773 on 2019-02-10 06:40 [#02568854]
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Roger that.

buy property in Idaho and plant trees around it.


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-02-10 08:47 [#02568856]
Points: 5422 Status: Regular



but it is written also that only night time you can't drink
coca cola


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-02-10 15:29 [#02568867]
Points: 13865 Status: Regular



The Dude drinks Stella. Ah I’m getting my Super Bowl ads
mixed up. Who was it in the Pepsi ad? Ah yeah Steve Carell.



 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-02-10 19:21 [#02568884]
Points: 24052 Status: Lurker



pepsi is a fire hazard


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-02-10 19:21 [#02568885]
Points: 24052 Status: Lurker



I stopped drinking fizzy drinks for the most part several
years ago, I think coke is more palatable than pepsi but not
much


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2019-02-10 19:55 [#02568886]
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this whole video is scary
Dave Dave


 

offline mohamed on 2019-02-10 19:59 [#02568887]
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you have to buy a condom


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-02-10 20:06 [#02568888]
Points: 24052 Status: Lurker | Followup to w M w: #02568886



they kept running out of those plutonium pellets to power
the clone, so they had Iran build more centrifuges but as
you know Israel bombed the reactor and the Michael Jackson
DanceBot6000 clone died waiting for a replacement battery,
what happened is that the dodgy doctor tried to recharge him
with his phone battery


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-02-10 20:06 [#02568889]
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a pepsi flavoured one


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-02-10 20:08 [#02568890]
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Before clicking I thought to myself “this is going to be
at least an hour long isn’t it?”. Then I thought about
the global lack of an attention span, possibly collectively.
Then I though “maybe wmw is purposely playing on that,
repeatedly”. Then I realised how tiring endless text or
video links can be on here. I don’t come here to end up
watching hour long vids, nor do I need endless repetitive
blocks of text because some guy can’t condence to get a
point across. No, it’s like “ooo I’m a writer and
I’m going to make a story out of it”. Do I feel
threatened? Debatable. Do I feel abused? Definitely.

*doesn't watch the vid*


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-02-10 20:19 [#02568891]
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clones cant gain weight?


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-02-10 20:21 [#02568892]
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lol the john Travolta bit


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-02-10 20:42 [#02568895]
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Ok it was a good video. Ownd.


 

offline mohamed on 2019-02-10 21:02 [#02568918]
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would you care, unless you're sucking it?


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-02-10 21:15 [#02568935]
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no I suppose not, but at least it would mask the taste of my
smeg if I was the one wearing it


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-02-10 21:44 [#02568961]
Points: 13865 Status: Regular



The other thread was getting so gay that I I thought I’d
come here but what a surprise!



 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-02-10 22:07 [#02568989]
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loool yeah


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-02-10 22:55 [#02568992]
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growing up, parents never drank soda. no soda around the
house. mom drank seltzer, that was the closest fing. when i
was five and sister was three, aunt comes over to visit. mom
asks "would you like something to drink?"

"sure," my aunt says, "i'll have a pepsi."

"what's pepsi?" my sister and i ask.

my aunt's mind was blown

yeah, never really developed a taste for the stuff. don't
hate it, just rarely drink it


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-02-10 23:39 [#02568993]
Points: 13865 Status: Regular



I bet she was the cool aunt.


 

online belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-02-10 23:44 [#02568995]
Points: 4017 Status: Regular



it was always cheap orange squash concentrate at our house
cos you could make a bottle last forever, coke / pepsi were
for rich kids. i didn't really develop a taste for it until
i started work at 16, and was trying to fight off
post-friday night hangovers (had to be up at 6 to open the
car park). rib n saucy nik naks and a bottle of cold coke
worked like a dream and i never looked back


 

offline wavephace from President, CJAX on 2019-02-10 23:54 [#02568996]
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Just a warning, but I think we'd all be better off if you'd
kindly refrain from bringing harmful misogynist 4 Chan memes
to this site.


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-02-12 00:28 [#02569082]
Points: 13865 Status: Regular | Followup to wavephace: #02568996



I’m not aware of 4chan memes, my friend.


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-02-12 00:30 [#02569083]
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Cute though. You’re very cute in all your ways (and
schemes). You should speak with mermaidman sometime.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-02-12 01:15 [#02569098]
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I bet she was the cool aunt

correct. she still is. broke the ice in a most lovely way
about two years ago... i've always been deathly nervous to
let mom even get a hint of my cannabis usage, due to loads
of arguments many years ago. then she brings a vaporizer and
she's hitting it in the kitchen, nervously i hit it and wait
for all hell to break loose

it doesn't.

it's only because she's mom's sister that she was able to
pull that off. if i'd tried to do that on my own, she'd have
told me to get the fuck out. it was actually kind of odd. i
could tell she was not keen on it, but since my aunt was
around, she just ignored it. lol


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-02-12 01:18 [#02569099]
Points: 12047 Status: Addict



other wonderful moments from that trip include my aunt
saying, "thank god i'm high, because otherwise i'd want to
kill her!" referring to my mom.

aunt had asked mom if she needed any help with the kitchen,
and mom said "you can load the dishwasher." my aunt begins
doing so. but she's doing it wrong. no, put that over there.
plates go on the bottom. you're not arranging the glasses
right, they'll knock together

part of why weed is helpful is it lets me tolerate myself. i
am just as awful


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-02-12 01:22 [#02569101]
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Same here Belb, coke was for the bourgeoisie, I grew up
drinking crap knock off brands of Robinsons, and ersatz coke
that could be substituted for drain cleaner


 

offline wavephace from President, CJAX on 2019-02-12 01:35 [#02569117]
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For fucks sake. You were obviously invoking the racist and
misogynist "cool wine aunt" meme.

Don't try to get any of your dog whistles past me. Part of
my moderator training requires me to spend at least 2 hours
every day researching hateful alt-right memes on 4chan and
r/The_Donald, so you can rest assured I will notice
if you try to bring any of that bullshit to this site.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-02-12 02:01 [#02569130]
Points: 12047 Status: Addict



having not grown up with soda, i never really developed a
taste for it. i don't hate soda or anything, but i actually
can't remember the last time i had one. could have easily
been months


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-02-12 02:02 [#02569131]
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your better off without it for sure, it makes you obese and
rots your teeth, I do occasionally drink it if im in a
restaurant, but as an adult I find it far too gassy, I have
no idea how I drank such copious amounts as a child


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-02-12 02:05 [#02569134]
Points: 12047 Status: Addict



gives me a solid perspective platform from which to survey
the landscape of soda psiops programming.

make 7... UP YOURS!
whadda ya mean barqs has bite?
johnny?
whadda ya mean barqs has bite?
johnny?
whadda ya mean barqs has bite?
johnny?


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-02-12 02:06 [#02569135]
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but as an adult I find it far too gassy

i think aaron funk has his next album title


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-02-12 02:08 [#02569136]
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yes I give my blessing


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-02-12 02:09 [#02569137]
Points: 24052 Status: Lurker



I must admit ive substituted one caffeine crutch for
another, I drink coffee constantly, I think my heart
permanently beats 10 bpm faster now


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-02-12 02:17 [#02569141]
Points: 12047 Status: Addict



since a recent bout of food poisoning i've just been
drinking tea instead of coffee. the ol' bowel is feeling
moar copacetic


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-02-12 02:21 [#02569142]
Points: 12047 Status: Addict



i imagine a future where you have to drink pepsi to live in
the swank down condimplex and people just buying two crates
of pepsi a month and first, throwing it out. pouring down
the drain and recycle the empties. then some clever
entrepreneur goes door to door and buys the undrained
pepsees at a discount; resells them for a reliable monthly
profit

until the pepsico mafi busts the guy's kneecaps. then back
to pouring it down the drain


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-02-12 02:23 [#02569143]
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yes tea is good for a troubled stomach as well usually, my
brother drinks nothing but tap water nowadays, literally
nothing else even if offered


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-02-12 02:25 [#02569144]
Points: 12047 Status: Addict



after months of drain-pouring, pepsico raids those who
refuse to drink pepsi -- via a fleet of dog-robots, equipped
with machine gun turrets


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-02-12 02:27 [#02569145]
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i've moved from "water, coffee, or alcohol" to "water, tea,
or alcohol." i also like cherry jello


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-02-12 02:28 [#02569146]
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im envisaging a corporate take over of the states, like
North Carolina sponsored by pepsi

not making this up but I put north Carolina before I checked
on wiki which state it originated from


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-02-12 02:28 [#02569147]
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im just coffee and vimto mostly


 


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