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gay frogs, hyperactive eels

offline Tony Danza from not today, satan on 2019-01-21 01:52 [#02567446]
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Eels in Thames 'left hyperactive due to high levels of
cocaine in water'


offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-01-21 02:08 [#02567449]
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eels on coke
chicks on speed


offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-01-21 02:21 [#02567454]
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poor blighters


online belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-01-21 02:37 [#02567457]
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hah! chicks on speed were dope (no pun intended), i saw a
great art installation by them at the cornerhouse in
manchester before it closed


offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-01-21 02:39 [#02567458]
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FAST+DRIVE car to this song. it almost got me a speeding
ticket. no joke


offline mermaidman on 2019-01-21 09:26 [#02567459]
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if i snort thames water will i get high too? free coke!


offline mermaidman on 2019-01-21 09:33 [#02567460]
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3 am a man was caught violently snorting the water of thames


offline RussellDust on 2019-01-21 17:19 [#02567472]
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Just drink the water, mermaid, no need to snort it! 3 to 4
litres of Thames water a day should definitely have you


offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2019-01-21 17:32 [#02567476]
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any of you eaten jellied eels? my dad loves that shit, what
the fuck? Looks disgusting.


offline RussellDust on 2019-01-21 17:35 [#02567478]
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Sounds like old people food. I’ve had pickled eels that
came in a jar but never jellied... doesn’t sound pleasant!


offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2019-01-21 17:44 [#02567480]
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Look like they got stuck in someones throat and they coughed
them back up again.


offline RussellDust on 2019-01-21 18:27 [#02567483]
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Anything jelly or slimey that isn’t some sort of sweet
seriously puts me off. I just imagined your dad at meal time
when you were a kid, like a seal coughing up bits of eel for
you all to eat.


offline RussellDust on 2019-01-21 18:28 [#02567484]
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*excited seal noises and claps*


offline Tony Danza from not today, satan on 2019-01-22 13:04 [#02567534]
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I had some pickled herring for the first time not long ago,
it was very nice as fish out of a jar goes. The eels au
phlegm sound a bit much.


offline mermaidman on 2019-01-22 22:21 [#02567551]
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if signeduptolol was still around he'd inform us better
about gay frogs cause you know it's kind of his field


offline mermaidman on 2019-01-22 22:33 [#02567554]
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when i say it's kind of his field i mean you know he is
"knowledgeable" and "experienced" when it comes to this kind
of topic. you can talk about hyperactive eels all you want
but leave gay frogs to signeduptolol please


offline Tony Danza from not today, satan on 2019-01-22 23:03 [#02567556]
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signeduptolol would like to post but is too busy writing his
dissertation "george soros and frog genocide: perspectives
on mind control rays and amphibian gender orientation"


offline RussellDust on 2019-01-23 11:58 [#02567573]
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Frog Soros


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