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offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2019-01-03 10:14 [#02566480]
Points: 4498 Status: Addict



since the number of xltronic members who are concerned
about the well being of my anus has increased, i decided to
make a thread to inform you about how my anus is doing. my
anus is doing fine, thank you


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2019-01-03 10:17 [#02566481]
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it just made a funny noise a second ago ha! ha! ha!


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2019-01-03 18:00 [#02566486]
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stop drinking coffee


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2019-01-03 18:24 [#02566487]
Points: 4498 Status: Addict | Followup to -crazone: #02566486



crazone what time is it?! it's cofe time!


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-01-03 19:28 [#02566492]
Points: 13096 Status: Addict



I got glasses today. I’m happy because when we meet,
mermaidman, I’ll be able to see your butt (and who knows,
maybe anus) clearer.

What is “cofe”?


 

offline mohamed on 2019-01-03 19:28 [#02566493]
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cofe annan


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2019-01-03 19:37 [#02566495]
Points: 4498 Status: Addict | Followup to RussellDust: #02566492



you know when you go to the dentist and the dentist says
"open wide." it'll be just like that


 

offline mohamed on 2019-01-03 20:18 [#02566499]
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had a pair of jordan executive today


 

offline mohamed on 2019-01-03 20:23 [#02566500]
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black, like mermaidman's anus


 

offline mohamed on 2019-01-03 20:26 [#02566501]
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mermaidmanus, to sum it up


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2019-01-03 20:28 [#02566502]
Points: 4498 Status: Addict



what is a pair of jordan executive


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2019-01-03 20:29 [#02566503]
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just so you know i got my anus bleached by the way


 

offline mohamed on 2019-01-03 20:32 [#02566504]
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from who, Ms. and Mrs. Soap?

ha ha ha


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2019-01-03 20:36 [#02566505]
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your jokes pass above my head sorry


 

offline mohamed on 2019-01-03 20:38 [#02566506]
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its because you're still xltronic plebs


 

offline mohamed on 2019-01-03 20:49 [#02566507]
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mid-plebs, since your apparent conversion to christianity


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2019-01-03 20:54 [#02566508]
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lol who? did i convert to christianity in your fantasy world


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2019-01-03 20:57 [#02566509]
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are you a patriarch in that world too


 

offline mohamed on 2019-01-03 21:04 [#02566510]
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for sure, how did you got it?


 

offline mohamed on 2019-01-03 21:15 [#02566511]
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an ape fan as it is LAZY_TITLE


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2019-01-03 21:22 [#02566512]
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this thread isn't about apes it's about my anus!


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-01-03 22:24 [#02566514]
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these, maybe all black though I dunno. Nice shoe.


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-01-03 22:26 [#02566515]
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this colorway is nice.

Anyway, back to mermaidman’s anus.


 

offline mohamed on 2019-01-03 22:40 [#02566517]
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total black


 

offline mohamed on 2019-01-03 22:44 [#02566518]
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the air i bought last year lasted only one year. they had
just begun to be comfortable. quite a shame compared to the
previous jordans (3 years)


 

offline mohamed on 2019-01-03 22:47 [#02566519]
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they opened up on the side, aint no shit if i'd took a
puddle


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-01-03 23:51 [#02566521]
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At one time I had around 200 pairs. I would eat practically
nothing and just spend what i had on sneakers. Rare pairs,
cheap pairs... i just spent about 8 years (from 2000 to
2008) being a total sneaker head. For me it started in 1988
when I first saw an air max one running show. I was just
obsessed with the air bubble. I would draw the shoe. My mum
couldn’t afford the air models so I had to wait a while to
finally get a pair. From 1990 to 1995 I was a basketball
freak and played it veryday for at least 5 hours. So
basically that fuelled my sneaker obsession. So as an adult
when I had my own money Nike we’re bringing out all these
retro models and I just went for it. It got really stupid
and it’s been a good six years that I’ve stopped now. My
flat is very small so I have sneaker in a few friends
cellars, and my own. The only Jordan I’ve not owned (from
the models he wore) is the number two. By the time they
rereleased it I had stopped. What’s crazy is that most
collectors don’t wear their pairs. I wear them all, even
the mega rare ones.


 

offline welt on 2019-01-03 23:58 [#02566522]
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The mindset of people who collect things but don't use them
properly fascinates (and depresses) me. It sounds so
depressing. To my it feels like collecting dead bodies and
putting them on your shelf and watching them rot. But I'd
assume that this is not how those collectors experience it.


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-01-04 00:10 [#02566523]
Points: 13096 Status: Addict



Yes. I have a friend who’s flat was so full of sneaker
boxes that he rented a separate flat for himself. All his
money goes into it. He will buy three exact pairs and still
not wear them. His pathological state helped me see clearly,
that and my then gf mentioning that my boxes with pristine
pairs inside were like coffins. I also realised that I was
buying all this to try and fill a void. To relive a period
of my life.


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-01-04 00:11 [#02566524]
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I’m unhappy but spending two thirds of my salary will help



 

offline Tony Danza from Bright Moon on 2019-01-04 02:34 [#02566529]
Points: 978 Status: Regular | Followup to mermaidman: #02566480



Is cofe a reference to that funny Finnish man who became a
slight meme for making cofe in broken English?

Great news about the anus! Keep up the good work.


 

offline DADONCK from here on 2019-01-04 04:27 [#02566530]
Points: 1527 Status: Regular



mermaidman


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2019-01-04 08:45 [#02566531]
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thank you tony!


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2019-01-04 08:46 [#02566532]
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duuuude i luv that


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2019-01-04 15:06 [#02566533]
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the graphic is from a finnish game so i guess so


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2019-01-04 15:08 [#02566534]
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is it rude dat i made a thread about my anus? if so i'm
sorry for offending anyone


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2019-01-04 15:09 [#02566535]
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and mohamed your jordan shoes look gay imho


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-01-04 18:01 [#02566536]
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Yes it was uncalled for, I (for one) was pretty shocked,
appalled, offended, and hurt. I know you want to fit in but
this vulgarity will only leave you more isolated.


 

offline Tony Danza from Bright Moon on 2019-01-04 18:29 [#02566537]
Points: 978 Status: Regular



Just what is the hole of a man?


 

offline mohamed on 2019-01-04 19:20 [#02566538]
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ive got a hole behind my right heel, got a blister and
exploded during the day at work, those gay cunts hurt


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-01-04 22:13 [#02566550]
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Emptiness, void. Maybe something’s going on on a quantum
level. This is when unfilled of course, unexplored, when
it’s not igniting endorphins and (sexual) pleasure in the
filler. My god what has this place done to me?


 

offline big from lsg on 2019-01-04 22:24 [#02566551]
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was there no update today?


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-01-04 22:40 [#02566552]
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Yes he’s repenting.


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2019-01-04 22:50 [#02566554]
Points: 4498 Status: Addict | Followup to big: #02566551



dear big,

it was a calm day for my anus today a much needed relaxation
after yesterday's aggressive pooping due to eating a little
too much pepper. my anus doesn't like it when it burns. but
it has since recovered! thank you for your concern!

mermaidman and his anus


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-01-04 23:16 [#02566555]
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Proof the anus has a sense of taste.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-01-05 22:07 [#02566589]
Points: 22080 Status: Addict



thanks for keeping us informed, perhaps you should post a
message to your neighbours so the don't have to fret about
the status of your ringpiece

"hello im the chap from number __ such and such, im happy to
inform you my rusty badge is in fine fettle"


 

offline Tony Danza from Bright Moon on 2019-01-08 12:41 [#02566715]
Points: 978 Status: Regular | Followup to mermaidman: #02566554



The spice must flow.


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-01-08 18:45 [#02566729]
Points: 13096 Status: Addict



My anus isn’t a happy anus. It bleeds more or less daily
and is prone to haemorrhoids. My gastroenterologist told me
that I had a very feisty and strong anus. He seemed happy
about that. A strong anus.


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2019-01-08 19:48 [#02566739]
Points: 4498 Status: Addict | Followup to RussellDust: #02566729



is there no fix to that problem


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2019-01-08 20:09 [#02566740]
Points: 4498 Status: Addict | Followup to Hyperflake: #02566589



my neighbors don't seem to be interested in the well being
of my anus. they are not nice like you guys


 


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