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RussellDust
on 2019-01-08 20:35 [#02566746]
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How doesn one approach a neighbour about anus worries?
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RussellDust
on 2019-01-08 20:37 [#02566748]
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Not really. I take a pill for my hyper bloodvesselled recriminations. I do a colonoscopy and gastroscope every two years. My anus really pisses me off. It’s an angry little fucker with a mind of it’s own. Maybe we need couple therapy.
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mermaidman
on 2019-01-08 20:55 [#02566749]
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i think u need to be more gentle to your anus. accept it for what it is and embrace it. do the best u can for it and you'll notice your anus will be much nicer to u
i slipped notes under my neighbors' doors saying if they ever wanted to talk about my anus they could call me and we could arrange something. they never called back
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AMPI MAX
from United Kingdom on 2019-01-08 21:11 [#02566750]
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mermaidman why dont you shut tha fuck up and drink a hot mug of shit
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mermaidman
on 2019-01-08 21:23 [#02566751]
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awww i love u too ampi 😘
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RussellDust
on 2019-01-08 22:27 [#02566758]
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“A hot mug of shit” ha ha! Not diarrhoea then, but lumps! I guess maybe the heat mushes it a bit, I’d add some bouillon.
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-01-11 21:37 [#02567016]
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"my anus" the Elton John biography
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