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offline RussellDust on 2019-01-08 20:35 [#02566746]
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How doesn one approach a neighbour about anus worries?


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-01-08 20:37 [#02566748]
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Not really. I take a pill for my hyper bloodvesselled
recriminations. I do a colonoscopy and gastroscope every two
years. My anus really pisses me off. It’s an angry little
fucker with a mind of it’s own. Maybe we need couple
therapy.


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-01-08 20:55 [#02566749]
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i think u need to be more gentle to your anus. accept it for
what it is and embrace it. do the best u can for it and
you'll notice your anus will be much nicer to u

i slipped notes under my neighbors' doors saying if they
ever wanted to talk about my anus they could call me and we
could arrange something. they never called back


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2019-01-08 21:11 [#02566750]
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mermaidman why dont you shut tha fuck up and drink a hot mug
of shit


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-01-08 21:23 [#02566751]
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awww i love u too ampi 😘


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-01-08 22:27 [#02566758]
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“A hot mug of shit” ha ha! Not diarrhoea then, but
lumps! I guess maybe the heat mushes it a bit, I’d add
some bouillon.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-01-11 21:37 [#02567016]
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"my anus" the Elton John biography


 


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