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since the number of xltronic members who are concerned about the well being of my anus has increased, i decided to make a thread to inform you about how my anus is doing. my anus is doing fine, thank you |
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it just made a funny noise a second ago ha! ha! ha! |
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stop drinking coffee |
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crazone what time is it?! it's cofe time! |
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I got glasses today. I’m happy because when we meet, mermaidman, I’ll be able to see your butt (and who knows, maybe anus) clearer. What is “cofe”? |
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cofe annan |
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you know when you go to the dentist and the dentist says "open wide." it'll be just like that |
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had a pair of jordan executive today |
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black, like mermaidman's anus |
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mermaidmanus, to sum it up |
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what is a pair of jordan executive |
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just so you know i got my anus bleached by the way |
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from who, Ms. and Mrs. Soap? ha ha ha |
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your jokes pass above my head sorry |
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its because you're still xltronic plebs |
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mid-plebs, since your apparent conversion to christianity |
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lol who? did i convert to christianity in your fantasy world |
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are you a patriarch in that world too |
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for sure, how did you got it? |
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an ape fan as it is |
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this thread isn't about apes it's about my anus! |
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, maybe all black though I dunno. Nice shoe. |
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colorway is nice. Anyway, back to mermaidman’s anus. |
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the air i bought last year lasted only one year. they had just begun to be comfortable. quite a shame compared to the previous jordans (3 years) |
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they opened up on the side, aint no shit if i'd took a puddle |
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At one time I had around 200 pairs. I would eat practically nothing and just spend what i had on sneakers. Rare pairs, cheap pairs... i just spent about 8 years (from 2000 to 2008) being a total sneaker head. For me it started in 1988 when I first saw an air max one running show. I was just obsessed with the air bubble. I would draw the shoe. My mum couldn’t afford the air models so I had to wait a while to finally get a pair. From 1990 to 1995 I was a basketball freak and played it veryday for at least 5 hours. So basically that fuelled my sneaker obsession. So as an adult when I had my own money Nike we’re bringing out all these retro models and I just went for it. It got really stupid and it’s been a good six years that I’ve stopped now. My flat is very small so I have sneaker in a few friends cellars, and my own. The only Jordan I’ve not owned (from the models he wore) is the number two. By the time they rereleased it I had stopped. What’s crazy is that most collectors don’t wear their pairs. I wear them all, even the mega rare ones. |
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The mindset of people who collect things but don't use them properly fascinates (and depresses) me. It sounds so depressing. To my it feels like collecting dead bodies and putting them on your shelf and watching them rot. But I'd assume that this is not how those collectors experience it. |
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Yes. I have a friend who’s flat was so full of sneaker boxes that he rented a separate flat for himself. All his money goes into it. He will buy three exact pairs and still not wear them. His pathological state helped me see clearly, that and my then gf mentioning that my boxes with pristine pairs inside were like coffins. I also realised that I was buying all this to try and fill a void. To relive a period of my life. |
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I’m unhappy but spending two thirds of my salary will help |
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Is cofe a reference to that funny Finnish man who became a slight meme for making cofe in broken English? Great news about the anus! Keep up the good work. |
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thank you tony! |
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duuuude i luv that |
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the graphic is from a finnish game so i guess so |
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is it rude dat i made a thread about my anus? if so i'm sorry for offending anyone |
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and mohamed your jordan shoes look gay imho |
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Yes it was uncalled for, I (for one) was pretty shocked, appalled, offended, and hurt. I know you want to fit in but this vulgarity will only leave you more isolated. |
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Just what is the hole of a man? |
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ive got a hole behind my right heel, got a blister and exploded during the day at work, those gay cunts hurt |
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Emptiness, void. Maybe something’s going on on a quantum level. This is when unfilled of course, unexplored, when it’s not igniting endorphins and (sexual) pleasure in the filler. My god what has this place done to me? |
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was there no update today? |
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Yes he’s repenting. |
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dear big, it was a calm day for my anus today a much needed relaxation after yesterday's aggressive pooping due to eating a little too much pepper. my anus doesn't like it when it burns. but it has since recovered! thank you for your concern! mermaidman and his anus |
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Proof the anus has a sense of taste. |
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thanks for keeping us informed, perhaps you should post a message to your neighbours so the don't have to fret about the status of your ringpiece "hello im the chap from number __ such and such, im happy to inform you my rusty badge is in fine fettle" |
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The spice must flow. |
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My anus isn’t a happy anus. It bleeds more or less daily and is prone to haemorrhoids. My gastroenterologist told me that I had a very feisty and strong anus. He seemed happy about that. A strong anus. |
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is there no fix to that problem |
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my neighbors don't seem to be interested in the well being of my anus. they are not nice like you guys |
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