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merry christmas dudes
 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2018-12-22 13:45 [#02566083]
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get into it guys. have a nice time


 

offline mohamed on 2018-12-22 14:04 [#02566085]
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merry merry n nnice 1


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2018-12-22 14:23 [#02566087]
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merry ripe christmas peaches!! ripe and juicy mmmhhhmm...


 

offline mohamed on 2018-12-22 14:37 [#02566090]
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somebody tell this tit from the casbah he lives that peaches
come in summer...


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2018-12-22 14:41 [#02566091]
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i'm talking about ampi's peaches you christmas cunt


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2018-12-22 15:13 [#02566092]
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I am not at all in christmas mode. In fact i already in 2019
mentally


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2018-12-22 15:33 [#02566093]
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is it any good


 

offline RussellDust on 2018-12-22 17:13 [#02566095]
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How’s that working out for you, being so mentally
advanced?


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2018-12-22 19:26 [#02566102]
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I am pretty excited, about what i plan to do (having sex)
after getting a better job this year. That is the motivation
you feel, if you got a plan (for sex) for your life.


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2018-12-22 19:48 [#02566103]
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are you planning to do some hardcore anal maybe throw in
some bdsm too


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2018-12-22 19:49 [#02566104]
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do you like the smell of leather?


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2018-12-22 19:59 [#02566105]
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I am not into bdsm, don't know what the appeal is. But each
to his own. Sex however, is something that influences every
part of your life. Your job, your eating habits, your
health, your identity, your mental health, your philosophy.
Everything is about sex in this world. Freud was right.


 

offline RussellDust on 2018-12-22 20:03 [#02566106]
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I mostly agree, but would you care to elaborate a little as
to eating habits?


 

offline RussellDust on 2018-12-22 20:06 [#02566107]
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Is it stuff like: people who like to take their time eating
take their time in the bedroom? Or: “you’ll love this
chick, she likes her sausages big!” kinda stuff?


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2018-12-22 20:08 [#02566108]
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sex is pretty good but i don't think it influences
everything. the way you perceive however does influence
everything


 

offline Tony Danza from Haribo Peaches on 2018-12-22 20:09 [#02566109]
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everything's about sex when you're hornt


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2018-12-22 20:46 [#02566110]
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What about it? You count the calories you eat everaday.
There are smartphone apps for this if you want to loose
weight.


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2018-12-22 21:25 [#02566111]
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oh i see what you're saying now monoid! how many calories is
one ejaculation of jizz? the calories the one who busts the
nut looses are the calories the one who swallows gains! so
it's tricky you gotta be careful


 

offline Tony Danza from Haribo Peaches on 2018-12-22 21:30 [#02566112]
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this is an untapped market for smart watch apps


 

online belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2018-12-22 21:32 [#02566113]
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unfapped, surely


 

offline Tony Danza from Haribo Peaches on 2018-12-22 21:38 [#02566114]
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we won't really know until the server is receiving data from
the wrists


 

offline Tony Danza from Haribo Peaches on 2018-12-22 22:08 [#02566115]
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Had to terminate my lead DevOps guy for suggesting there
should be a way to opt out of Jackr™ posting stats on the
user's Facebook profile. He had no Vision.


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2018-12-22 22:35 [#02566116]
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ok guys so i googled and... good news! unless you're
drinking like a hundred dudes' jizz from a cocktail glass or
something, you're fine... in which case it's plus twenty
minutes on the treadmill which isn't bad at all considering
what you get away with. you know it's the weekend and you
feel like getting a little crazy and you call the guys for a
gangbang and one of them suggested the ol' cum coctail. what
are you gonna do? say no and be a buzzkill?


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2018-12-22 22:45 [#02566117]
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but your friends shouldn't eat high calorie meals beforehand
in which case the Jackr™ will come in handy to be prepared
before the orgy


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2018-12-22 22:47 [#02566118]
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happy bumming everyone!


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2018-12-23 05:11 [#02566124]
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Well you could measure it with the fitbit watch


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2018-12-23 09:17 [#02566129]
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we don't know no fitbit boi! we know Jackr™!


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2018-12-23 09:21 [#02566131]
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what's this party all about? have fun guys!


 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2018-12-24 21:47 [#02566193]
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merry christmas all you guys :-)


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2018-12-24 21:48 [#02566195]
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Merry xmas one and all


 


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