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get into it guys. have a nice time |
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merry merry n nnice 1 |
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merry ripe christmas peaches!! ripe and juicy mmmhhhmm... |
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somebody tell this tit from the casbah he lives that peaches come in summer... |
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i'm talking about ampi's peaches you christmas cunt |
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I am not at all in christmas mode. In fact i already in 2019 mentally |
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is it any good |
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How’s that working out for you, being so mentally advanced? |
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I am pretty excited, about what i plan to do (having sex) after getting a better job this year. That is the motivation you feel, if you got a plan (for sex) for your life. |
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are you planning to do some hardcore anal maybe throw in some bdsm too |
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do you like the smell of leather? |
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I am not into bdsm, don't know what the appeal is. But each to his own. Sex however, is something that influences every part of your life. Your job, your eating habits, your health, your identity, your mental health, your philosophy. Everything is about sex in this world. Freud was right. |
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I mostly agree, but would you care to elaborate a little as to eating habits? |
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Is it stuff like: people who like to take their time eating take their time in the bedroom? Or: “you’ll love this chick, she likes her sausages big!” kinda stuff? |
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sex is pretty good but i don't think it influences everything. the way you perceive however does influence everything |
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everything's about sex when you're hornt |
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What about it? You count the calories you eat everaday. There are smartphone apps for this if you want to loose weight. |
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oh i see what you're saying now monoid! how many calories is one ejaculation of jizz? the calories the one who busts the nut looses are the calories the one who swallows gains! so it's tricky you gotta be careful |
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this is an untapped market for smart watch apps |
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unfapped, surely |
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we won't really know until the server is receiving data from the wrists |
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Had to terminate my lead DevOps guy for suggesting there should be a way to opt out of Jackr™ posting stats on the user's Facebook profile. He had no Vision. |
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ok guys so i googled and... good news! unless you're drinking like a hundred dudes' jizz from a cocktail glass or something, you're fine... in which case it's plus twenty minutes on the treadmill which isn't bad at all considering what you get away with. you know it's the weekend and you feel like getting a little crazy and you call the guys for a gangbang and one of them suggested the ol' cum coctail. what are you gonna do? say no and be a buzzkill? |
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but your friends shouldn't eat high calorie meals beforehand in which case the Jackr™ will come in handy to be prepared before the orgy |
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happy bumming everyone! |
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Well you could measure it with the fitbit watch |
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we don't know no fitbit boi! we know Jackr™! |
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what's this party all about? have fun guys! |
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merry christmas all you guys :-) |
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Merry xmas one and all |
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