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Xltronic Advent teletex Calender Xmas 2018
 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-12-01 16:05 [#02565451]
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click to reveal


 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2018-12-01 16:54 [#02565453]
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A stocking


 

offline DADONCK from here on 2018-12-01 17:29 [#02565454]
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:)


 

offline mohamed on 2018-12-01 17:31 [#02565455]
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nice


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2018-12-01 18:17 [#02565456]
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I hope one of them is Banner Boozler enjoying a sherry


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2018-12-01 18:18 [#02565457]
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*Bamber, fucking phone


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2018-12-01 18:25 [#02565458]
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is there going to be a xmas 2019


 

offline Tony Danza from The Masculine Toilet on 2018-12-01 18:30 [#02565459]
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keep the Xmal Deutschland in Xmas


 

offline RussellDust on 2018-12-01 20:24 [#02565460]
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I was hoping to a least be able to click on a window to
reveal the sock. I’m bitterly disappointed!

Nah, cool, look forward to tomorrow’s!


 

online belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2018-12-01 20:32 [#02565461]
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who bets christmas day is a big spunking cock


 

offline RussellDust on 2018-12-01 20:46 [#02565462]
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Christmas Day cock.

Christmas über alles everyone!


 

offline RussellDust on 2018-12-01 20:47 [#02565463]
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Christmas’ infinite cock in all your holes!

*leaves running like a child being a plane*


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2018-12-01 22:15 [#02565468]
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i don't want anything from santa this year other than world
peace and... gaaaaaay


 

offline RussellDust on 2018-12-01 22:38 [#02565469]
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Hey ya! Do you believe in a gender free world? Do you get
frustrated by the archaic “two sexes” way of thinking?
Do we all have a choice, and are we all born genderless? Is
it a bad thing being a “straight” woman or a man? I like
your wavephace account.


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2018-12-01 22:54 [#02565472]
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wavephace is my dupe account? i'm already a dupe myself


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2018-12-01 23:02 [#02565473]
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twist ending: we're all actually belb's dupe accounts and
he's been talking to himself all along


 

online belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2018-12-01 23:11 [#02565474]
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if that were true surely i'd be battling other accounts in
the freestyle thread :)


 

offline RussellDust on 2018-12-01 23:11 [#02565475]
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Ha ha through text even (your choice of words) I can sense
your angst lol! What is it they call it when someone says
the truth tonlie? I forget now.


 

offline RussellDust on 2018-12-01 23:12 [#02565476]
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LoL you’re so guilty!


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2018-12-01 23:15 [#02565477]
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i don't understand russeldüst


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2018-12-01 23:16 [#02565478]
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good point


 

offline Tony Danza from The Masculine Toilet on 2018-12-02 14:02 [#02565498]
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hypies I love the stocking where is our 2nd treat


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-12-02 14:07 [#02565499]
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2nd of December
click to reveal


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2018-12-02 14:32 [#02565500]
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wow very nice


 

offline Tony Danza from The Masculine Toilet on 2018-12-02 14:58 [#02565501]
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this is restoring my faith in Xcellent Xltronic Xmas


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-12-02 15:13 [#02565502]
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cheers guys, im doing it to help cheer everyone who might be
going through a poo time, a tiny amount of Christmas cheer.
I have a much more ambitious idea for next Christmas but I
wont spoil it yet


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2018-12-02 16:49 [#02565503]
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You're the best


 

offline mohamed on 2018-12-02 17:31 [#02565507]
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this comes as good as the chocolate advent calendar my mom
used to provide


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-12-03 14:50 [#02565525]
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^^Cheers!

click to reveal

im trying to save the better one to later in the month


 

offline Tony Danza from The Masculine Toilet on 2018-12-03 16:21 [#02565532]
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this is ART and deserves a show at a museum with 10' tall
(*) reproductions of your teletext images and photos of
families in vintage christmas sweaters, maybe a terrifying
mechanical santa or 2

(* people recognize stuff as ART when it is LARGE)


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-12-03 16:35 [#02565537]
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I expect saatchi to make an offer for it forthwith


 

offline mohamed on 2018-12-03 19:23 [#02565538]
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believe it or not, we're three weeks far from it


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-12-03 19:26 [#02565539]
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yes im tidying the flat this evening, been moping cleaning
the cooker making things nice so I can relax and have a
extra bumper Christmas time, with plenty of food and Indiana
jones movies, time goes so quick its scary


 

offline mohamed on 2018-12-03 19:28 [#02565540]
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you clean three weeks ahead?

plenty of food, sounds nice 8)


 

offline mohamed on 2018-12-03 19:30 [#02565541]
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i have two panettone already on queque to receive :)


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-12-03 19:42 [#02565542]
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yeah its a bit messy here so will take a week just to clean
it properly for the decorations I guess.

yes got my eyes out for some Italian bread/cake this year,
reckon it will be just the treat with some sherry


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-12-04 01:47 [#02565544]
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click to reveal



 

offline Tony Danza from The Masculine Toilet on 2018-12-04 12:41 [#02565547]
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Goddamn this puts me in the mind of a nice pudding with
custard sauce. There was a restaurant chain in Montreal, now
defunct, called Murrays, that used to serve a nice one. I
think there were still elderly customers inside when they
boarded up the last one.


 

offline RussellDust on 2018-12-04 13:14 [#02565550]
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The last two freak me out somewhat! :D


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-12-04 14:45 [#02565555]
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yes I should have had a warning, not to be vied under the
influence!


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-12-04 14:46 [#02565556]
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oh yeah sounds lovely, custard, or brandy sauce. have you
ever had it with brandy sauce its literally eating a
miniature avatar of Christmas


 

offline RussellDust on 2018-12-04 16:54 [#02565566]
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I wasn’t under any influence you cheeky git!


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-12-04 17:07 [#02565567]
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i believe you, i was just imagining you seeing the pudding
grow arms and legs and jump out of your ipad


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-12-04 17:56 [#02565568]
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4th of December special

pudding ver 1.5 some guy on twitter kindly imprvoed my pud,
so thought id share it.



 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2018-12-04 21:08 [#02565569]
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excuse me, when you guys say pudding what do you mean? i
thought that was a christmas ornament or something


 

offline RussellDust on 2018-12-04 21:11 [#02565570]
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Yeah same. I think that’s a joke by the remixer. My gosh
you log on and off fast, something you have in common with
mo.


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2018-12-04 21:13 [#02565571]
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but you just logged on and off fast too! maybe faster than
i!


 

offline RussellDust on 2018-12-04 21:16 [#02565572]
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I wanted to try it out. Get the buzz. It’s alright.


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2018-12-04 21:18 [#02565573]
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hold your breath while logged in. gives a stronger buzz


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2018-12-04 21:33 [#02565574]
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what happened to boards of canada? will they release a new
album? will it be good?


 


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