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Xltronic Advent teletex Calender Xmas 2018
 

offline RussellDust on 2018-12-04 21:37 [#02565575]
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Their next release will be beat only, and limited to a
hundred Betamax tapes. Buried in some desert. You can buy
clues and if you become a member of the cult they’re in
you get extra info on the whereabouts of the tapes, in
exchange for gold.


 

offline mermaidman on 2018-12-04 21:41 [#02565576]
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oh... i'll wait for a torrent then


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-12-05 14:39 [#02565583]
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next one


 

offline RussellDust on 2018-12-05 15:22 [#02565584]
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Now that one I truly love. Art.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-12-05 16:23 [#02565588]
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thanks, do you have many robins where you live?


 

offline Tony Danza from NAFO Suicide Hotline on 2018-12-05 18:27 [#02565589]
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your bird is well fit hypies


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-12-05 18:29 [#02565590]
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its been doing plenty of virtual perch press ups, gaining
stamina for the virtual winter months


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-12-05 18:37 [#02565591]
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I just gave it some teletext millet


 

offline mermaidman on 2018-12-05 19:16 [#02565592]
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that very nice bird i like


 

offline mermaidman on 2018-12-05 19:17 [#02565593]
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this thread makes my bird sing


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-12-05 19:22 [#02565594]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline Tony Danza from NAFO Suicide Hotline on 2018-12-05 21:11 [#02565597]
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'twas the night before xltronicmas and all through the club
not a record was spinning, not even a dub

the buttocks were raised by the chimney with lust
in hopes signeduptolol would find them and bust

the members were logged on all smug in their browsers
while visions of rhubears braindanced in their trousers


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2018-12-05 21:51 [#02565599]
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i ate a whole panettone in the last couple of days, a
quarter yesterday evening, and chewing the last bits of the
other 3/4 as i speak. i gave tiny bits of it to my dog as
well. i know i shouldnt. havent received the second yet.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-12-06 00:51 [#02565601]
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6th of december


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-12-06 00:53 [#02565602]
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merriment levels are increasing exponentially


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-12-06 00:54 [#02565603]
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eggnog custard over everyones keyboards


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-12-06 00:56 [#02565604]
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I just realised my candle looks like an elephant bird egg on
a plinth, oh well I will do better next time!


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2018-12-06 08:33 [#02565615]
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i just finished the last crumbles with my dog


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-12-06 14:46 [#02565617]
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yeah small Christmas treat wont do no harm, I wonder if we
are going to get a white Christmas, do you have to keep her
in if it snows?


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2018-12-06 17:34 [#02565621]
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nope, not necessarily. course if it snows i prefer to take
her out when everything has set down, but we happen in the
actual blizzard its not a drama. i have been given a set of
winter coats for my dog by an old woman in the building, who
has seen her dog passing away. one is black like the color
of my clothes, so we can make the blues brothers kinda when
we go out.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-12-06 17:54 [#02565622]
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brilliant, some good hearted people around. yeah matching
outfits snazzy


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2018-12-06 19:41 [#02565624]
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i love it cos as soon as i start overthinking on the couch
she (maya, my dog) starts moaning. it's a habit now.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-12-07 00:01 [#02565650]
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yes they pick up on your mental state very well dogs,
probably better than a lot of people


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-12-07 00:01 [#02565651]
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7th of December


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2018-12-07 00:48 [#02565652]
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not gold, frankenstein and grrr?


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2018-12-07 10:44 [#02565654]
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and beer


 

offline Tony Danza from NAFO Suicide Hotline on 2018-12-07 12:56 [#02565658]
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is there bath oil in them when you unscrew the crowns


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-12-07 15:07 [#02565659]
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I absolutely love that episode


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-12-07 15:08 [#02565660]
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yeah I think that probably would have been an excellent gift
back then, cos the water was really unsanitary, people used
to drink loads of beer cos of the brewing process it was
cleaner than water, so I reckon Jesus drunk loads of booze
and wine


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-12-07 15:08 [#02565661]
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yeah now you mention it they do look like bubble bath
bottle!


 

offline RussellDust on 2018-12-07 15:49 [#02565665]
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Oh “clit ticklers”


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-12-07 15:51 [#02565666]
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whats a click tickler


 

offline RussellDust on 2018-12-07 16:31 [#02565667]
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It’s self explanatory I think, no? Those little tentacles
on dildos.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-12-07 16:55 [#02565669]
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are you insinuating I have an arse dildo!


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-12-07 16:56 [#02565670]
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seriously though yeah I thought that's what you meant, I
didn't know the terminology for the little bits of the end


 

offline RussellDust on 2018-12-07 17:13 [#02565671]
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Or that you have a clitoris? No. It’s your three wise men.



 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2018-12-07 17:39 [#02565679]
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Top one today


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-12-07 17:54 [#02565680]
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cheers, I like this one the best so far, I don't know why


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-12-07 17:54 [#02565681]
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now that's a sentence you don't hear everyday


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-12-08 14:48 [#02565712]
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8th of December!


 

offline RussellDust on 2018-12-08 18:12 [#02565720]
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Sweet


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-12-09 15:26 [#02565743]
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9th of december


 

offline RussellDust on 2018-12-09 16:36 [#02565746]
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Yay! I wonder what you’re going to show on the 25th...


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2018-12-09 16:44 [#02565747]
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funny cos from the legs it seems actually a person with a
christmas tree costume


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-12-09 18:12 [#02565748]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2018-12-10 14:47 [#02565750]
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ive got a semi on the metro today


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2018-12-10 15:07 [#02565751]
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and if there is something i would fuck with no mercy and no
kind of mental block is one of those chicks with that kind
of sexy ugliness, that make them look a halfway between a
girl and a tranny but without the hassle of being a man. she
was sexy as i said and most of all, real and clearly
aspiring of dick.


 

offline RussellDust on 2018-12-10 15:36 [#02565752]
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Yeah I see what you mean with “not perfect but sexy”.
There’s a chick working at my local pharmacy who totally
fits that criteria.


 

offline RussellDust on 2018-12-10 15:39 [#02565755]
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Love it.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-12-10 16:30 [#02565756]
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yeah some of the best looking chicks aren't sexy at all,
they have a nice body but that's it, they are airheads, sexy
definitely is a certain something that not that many women
actually have


 


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