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offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2018-11-19 22:39 [#02564864]
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report in this thread if you've seen any aliens please.
thank you


 

offline Tony Danza from The Masculine Toilet on 2018-11-20 01:51 [#02564866]
Points: 610 Status: Lurker



Well there's the time SignedUpToLOL popped out of a pink
slimy egg like an Ass-Hugger and tried to give me Ass
Babies. I didn't see it so much as just Know it was
Happening.

Also I'm pretty sure wMw looks exactly like Sy Snootles.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-11-20 02:31 [#02564868]
Points: 21124 Status: Regular



they didn't code them into the simulation yet, coming with
the next beta update in 300 million years


 

offline wavephace from Aspiring Moderator on 2018-11-20 02:43 [#02564873]
Points: 2550 Status: Regular | Followup to mermaidman: #02564864



Fuck you asshole. DO NOT post information about undocumented
folks on a public forum.


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2018-11-20 03:03 [#02564877]
Points: 37368 Status: Regular



LAZYalien


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2018-11-20 08:29 [#02564886]
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one day when you look outside your window and there’s an
alien looking right back at you don’t come crying to me...
but of course don’t forget to report


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2018-11-20 11:43 [#02564888]
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Where is LOL? Is he ever coming back?


 

offline Tony Danza from The Masculine Toilet on 2018-11-20 12:07 [#02564889]
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The legends say LOL is still here, posting under one of his
infinite number of backup dupes.


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2018-11-20 12:32 [#02564892]
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i actually might be a dupe of lol just sayin


 

offline Tony Danza from The Masculine Toilet on 2018-11-20 12:40 [#02564893]
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WHAT but I though you're a dupe of,


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2018-11-20 13:17 [#02564896]
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Fucking gay


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2018-11-20 13:18 [#02564897]
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one day when you look outside your window and there’s an
alien looking right back at you don’t come crying to me...

but of course don’t forget to report


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2018-11-20 13:26 [#02564898]
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Fucking gay


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2018-11-20 13:38 [#02564899]
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offline RussellDust on 2018-11-20 14:55 [#02564903]
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I saw two UFOs once. Will never be able to explain it
rationally.


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2018-11-20 17:58 [#02564919]
Points: 3157 Status: Regular



yeah i've seen a ufo when i was about 10, walking home from
my mum's choir practice at a local school. it was 3 bright
lights in a line moving in very fasts zigzags but all 3
keeping formation and drifting slowly right. we stood and
watched for about 10 minutes at which point it suddenly
disappeared


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2018-11-20 19:46 [#02564924]
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guys with all due respect what you saw probably was just a
military aircraft or an optical illusion or something...

i'm just kidding! thank you for your support!


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2018-11-20 19:53 [#02564925]
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Butt you know that's prol the truth

I'd like to think Area 51 has some cool shyte, butt prol not


 

offline RussellDust on 2018-11-20 19:58 [#02564927]
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I didn’t mention what it was I saw. When I’ll muster up
some courage I’ll try and explain it.


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2018-11-20 20:03 [#02564930]
Points: 37368 Status: Regular



I call BS


 

offline RussellDust on 2018-11-20 20:09 [#02564932]
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I say start being nice, preacher! ;)

UFO doesn’t necessarily mean it’s from another planet
for a start. Anyway sod this I don’t need to feel like
I’m gonna justify myself now. Never mind.

*moves from thread*


 

offline DADONCK from here on 2018-11-20 20:14 [#02564933]
Points: 1422 Status: Lurker



LAZY_TITLE


 

offline DADONCK from here on 2018-11-20 20:19 [#02564934]
Points: 1422 Status: Lurker



LAZY_TITLE


 

offline DADONCK from here on 2018-11-20 20:25 [#02564935]
Points: 1422 Status: Lurker



Evangelion Unit-02


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2018-11-20 20:26 [#02564936]
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Dadonck=alien.


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2018-11-20 20:32 [#02564937]
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i want to believe


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2018-11-20 20:39 [#02564938]
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beLIEve


 

offline DADONCK from here on 2018-11-20 20:58 [#02564942]
Points: 1422 Status: Lurker



moi


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2018-11-20 21:09 [#02564945]
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i think those sounds come from the giant alien worm that
glides through space and once you see it coming down earth
with it's giant teeth it's going to be monumental!


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-11-20 21:30 [#02564957]
Points: 21124 Status: Regular



never gonna stop posting this


 

offline DADONCK from here on 2018-11-20 21:33 [#02564958]
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haha, great! why do aliens always look like asexual,
nongender, wimps? huh, must be the future


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-11-20 21:37 [#02564959]
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yeah in their society you probably spawn sacs of gunk on the
ceiling and your nodule clone furtles it with their
proboscis, no physical contact involved so no need for
sexual organs


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2018-11-21 22:18 [#02565028]
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and of course some alien music


 

offline DADONCK from here on 2018-11-22 14:43 [#02565051]
Points: 1422 Status: Lurker



we are the aliens

LAZY_TITLE


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2018-11-22 16:53 [#02565060]
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nice video!


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2018-11-30 20:53 [#02565415]
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there was this teacher i had this motherfucker wrote 3
horizontally inverted once i think he might have been an
alien


 

offline RussellDust on 2018-11-30 21:20 [#02565417]
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Titties


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2018-11-30 21:51 [#02565418]
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no horizontally inverted, not titties not mcdonald's


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2018-11-30 21:55 [#02565419]
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horizontally flipped


 

offline RussellDust on 2018-11-30 21:59 [#02565420]
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Misread. So as in E then? Coz otherwise it kinda still makes
a 3!


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2018-11-30 22:00 [#02565421]
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yes an E


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2018-11-30 22:02 [#02565422]
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but he corrected afterwards so at least he knows he fucked
up this alien dude


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2018-12-06 19:50 [#02565625]
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now that we know aliens don't have nipples (010101 answered
my question kindly in the ask 010101 thread) they probably
don't have a clitoris as well


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2018-12-06 19:54 [#02565626]
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so the question is do they have a g-spot or a vagina even?
what if they don't have any sexual organs? then what?


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2018-12-06 21:20 [#02565637]
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one day I saw one spaceship, it had star camouflage what is
pretty obvious they will have. there is only one side note:
I was under the influence of cannabis sativa.


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2018-12-06 23:29 [#02565648]
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yes it is true that aliens like to reveal themselves when
you’re under the influence of cannabis sativa


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2018-12-06 23:31 [#02565649]
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they like acid even more


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2018-12-08 07:53 [#02565701]
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maybe we're more 'open' to them when we're using drugs


 

offline mermaidman from the indian ocean on 2018-12-08 12:08 [#02565707]
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that explains why people "hallucinate" on hallucinogenics!


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-12-08 12:45 [#02565710]
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they r a mung us


 


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