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offline Tony Danza from NAFO Suicide Hotline on 2018-12-08 13:11 [#02565711]
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have u guys seen the machine elfs


 

online DADONCK from here on 2018-12-08 17:35 [#02565717]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-12-08 17:46 [#02565718]
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yeah, they were sliding in a parabolic arc, in a transparent
interdimensional membrane, like a mutating cube full
kaleidoscopic filaments probing my mind. They told me to
tune my telly to channel 999 to receive an interstellar
broadcast from Tau Ceti, but when I did it was just
interference and they laughed at me in reverberating giggles



 

online DADONCK from here on 2018-12-08 20:20 [#02565734]
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offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-12-08 23:45 [#02565738]
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what I really like about the fermi paradox, is that any of
the possible answers to the question are astounding


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-01-18 22:02 [#02567299]
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guys i don't think the aliens thread should die yet


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-02-02 21:53 [#02568300]
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guys i think this thread hasn't resolved yet like
emotionally you know


 

offline Chodi from 1337V1773 on 2019-02-05 03:34 [#02568421]
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I saw these two orange yellow lights on a boat ride back
home that now remind me of ronald weasley car flying. Turns
out people from the islands have been reporting on them for
years.


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-02-05 03:48 [#02568422]
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two staff and 6-7 patients at meadowbrook (my prev hospital)
all reported seeing a black triangle type ufo when i was
there. i know, nutcases etc but the staff too? and they were
properly freaked out by it. was around 8 or 9 o'clock one
smoke break last winter so it was full dark, they just saw
the lights. seemed to hover overhead and then buzzed off. i
missed it by like a minute so i'm just going off what they
told me but all their stories were identical


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-02-05 14:51 [#02568435]
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I saw a black sphere in broad daylight about 10 years ago, I
wish I knew what it was


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-02-05 15:19 [#02568436]
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thank you for the reports gentlemen! this is very useful
information for me and the special alien investigation
team... oh, the team salutes you too


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-02-05 15:56 [#02568442]
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i wonder if there are aliens aware of the planet earth and
us but are uninterested because we are too primitive to them


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-02-05 16:19 [#02568445]
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I guess they are curious of us in the same was an
entomologist is curious about ants, you wouldn't try to
communicate with an ant because its method of communication
is so primitive it wouldn't understand you.

Just a random guess what we perceive as ufos are
perturbances from a higher dimensional event, like seeing a
slice of something on a 2d plane you cant comprehend the
other dimensions


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2019-02-05 16:32 [#02568448]
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I would give anything for some aliens to come and whisk me
away from this life. Anything. They can probe me til the
cows come home if i get to go to their planet.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-02-05 16:40 [#02568449]
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yeah take all the good people like in an alien rapture, all
the animals and plants and good stuff, and just fucking nuke
the rest in a gigantic fireball


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-02-05 17:41 [#02568454]
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That’s that Ok computer track basically isn’t it?

I get Ya.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-02-05 17:42 [#02568455]
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yeah that's the one I was thinking of too, subterranean
homesick ET


 

offline RussellDust on 2019-02-05 17:45 [#02568457]
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You broke the rhyme


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-02-05 17:51 [#02568458]
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hello alien friends! is it my probe time again? let's go!


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-02-05 19:20 [#02568472]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline mermaidman on 2019-02-05 19:24 [#02568473]
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do u think aliens are into gay sex? lol sorry just kidding


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-02-06 18:29 [#02568509]
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I think they are just obsessed with anuses,, they scour the
galaxy to measure all anuses they can find, depth, width and
stink factors, they take select bumholes back to protcyon 7
in the Triangulum galaxy to make it to earrings


 


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