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Favourite Simpsons joke
 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2018-11-01 18:41 [#02563914]
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I think mine is Guy Incognito. What's yours?

LAZY_TITLE


 

online RussellDust on 2018-11-01 19:27 [#02563916]
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LoL

Can’t remember many at the mo, but I’ll always remember
when Homer is about to be abducted by aliens and says:
“please don’t take me, I have a wife and kids! Take
them!”


 

offline Gwely Mernans from 23rd century entertainment (Canada) on 2018-11-01 20:20 [#02563921]
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Abe Simpsons: "I used to be with ‘it’, but then they
changed what ‘it’ was. Now what I’m with isn’t
‘it’ anymore and what’s ‘it’ seems weird and
scary. It’ll happen to you!"


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-11-01 20:50 [#02563923]
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I call the big one bitey


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2018-11-01 22:55 [#02563933]
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"oh!" homer says. "they have the internet on computers,
now."


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2018-11-02 08:29 [#02563946]
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Good choice. Funny and harrowing.


 

online RussellDust on 2018-11-02 11:58 [#02563948]
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Meh! XD


 

offline Tony Danza from Bright Moon on 2018-11-02 12:41 [#02563950]
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hard to beat the Pinchy saga

"I'm giving him a nice warm bath"

"Hey, something smells delicious"

"*GASP* PINCHY!!!!!"


 

offline Tony Danza from Bright Moon on 2018-11-02 12:48 [#02563951]
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who among us has not referenced Pinchy to break the tension
after accidentally cooking a beloved pet


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2018-11-02 20:44 [#02563953]
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Punchy episode was on telly the other day. It's so good.

Shame the show went to shit really.


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2018-11-03 10:20 [#02563972]
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Boourns


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2018-11-04 17:30 [#02564026]
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What about Futurama? My favourites are probably either

"If I dont survive tell my wife 'hello'"

Or

"My only regret is that I have boneitis"


 

online belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2018-11-04 17:43 [#02564027]
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lrrr eats a hippie


 

online RussellDust on 2018-11-04 18:50 [#02564029]
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I’ve had more laugh out loud moments with South Park, what
I really enjoyed with the Simpsons is (besides the smart
jokes) the way it could get you ready eyed. I remember that
episode when homer thinks he’s going to die because he ate
badly prepared fugu.


 

offline gingaling from Scamworth (Burkina Faso) on 2018-11-04 19:22 [#02564031]
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on the vist to the box factory and bart asks about
disgruntled employees coming in and shooting the place up
and skinner says thank god i'm a school teacher...


 

online w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2018-11-06 03:04 [#02564151]
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use the open face club, the sand wedge. mmm open face club
sandwich.
is clever.

there's some repeating jokes: somethign like great dad you
shot the zombie flanders! he was a zombie? similar to we
must kill the boy, how did u know bart is a vampire, bart's
a vampire, aaaah.

I like the jokes per minute (real jokes not fake family guy
manatee jokes) of simpsons, similar to naked gun movies
maybe. movies airplane and caddyshack have very low
jokes/minute but people think they're funny for some reason


 


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