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offline mohamed on 2018-10-19 19:12 [#02563284]
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- no caries
-no fines


 

offline RussellDust on 2018-10-19 19:16 [#02563286]
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Went to the dentist today.

Uh, I’d like my dog to be healthy and happy, family and
friends to be content, and a Switch.


 

offline mohamed on 2018-10-19 19:17 [#02563287]
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- dog healthy and content

- sister happy



 

offline RussellDust on 2018-10-19 20:06 [#02563299]
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Yeah nice wishes


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-10-19 20:10 [#02563301]
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Lots of good arnie movies on the telly, for that rough
sleeper to not be outside this year, to find a place


 

offline RussellDust on 2018-10-19 20:19 [#02563303]
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Your avatar looks like arnie now


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2018-10-19 20:20 [#02563304]
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peas and goodwill to all men. and speaking of veg, did
anyone else used to leave a carrot out for rudolph on xmas
eve? was this just me?


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2018-10-19 20:22 [#02563305]
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dunno why that's a followup to mo, i spread my wishes
equally thru xlt


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-10-19 20:29 [#02563306]
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yeah xeno arnold


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-10-19 20:30 [#02563307]
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im going to make a teletext advent calender for my mum and
make some ornaments out of matchboxes


 

offline RussellDust on 2018-10-19 20:33 [#02563309]
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By the time I was too old to believe in Santa but still did,
I stayed up in bed waiting for him to turn up. He had become
a bit scary by now: this bloke who will creep into the house
I live in, it felt odd suddenly. I must have fallen asleep
coz I never saw him.


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2018-10-19 21:24 [#02563318]
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pandemonium


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2018-10-19 22:08 [#02563319]
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Vacation for 3 weeks, where i can just fuck around, doing
nothing all day.


 

online wavephace from Aspiring Moderator on 2018-10-21 02:25 [#02563370]
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Santa is such Fucking Bullshit. White Christians getting
some kind of sick pleasure from lying to Their Own Fucking
Children. How are These People allowed to have kids?


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-10-21 02:28 [#02563371]
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I wondered how he was going to get out from behind our 3 bar
gas fire,


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2018-10-21 02:45 [#02563373]
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my mum told me santa had a magic key that let him into any
house. that's a burglar's tool, surely. when i came
downstairs at about 1am one xmas to find my mum and nan
eating mince pies and drinking sherry, they said he crept
past them to plant the presents (now under the tree) without
them seeing. how they kept a straight face i dunno


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-10-21 03:08 [#02563374]
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all my presents were on my parents wardrobe the month before
Christmas for some reason, I could see the boxes through the
argos bags


 

offline mohamed on 2018-10-21 07:33 [#02563375]
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socks


 

offline mohamed on 2018-10-21 14:00 [#02563392]
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socks

i retrieved the missing ones


 

offline Tony Danza from fuck to this! on 2018-10-21 21:57 [#02563414]
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for christmas I am asking santa to give mohamed his other
half a brain (it looks just like half a small panettone,
don't eat it mo)


 

offline Cliff Glitchard from DEEP DOWN INSIDE on 2018-10-21 22:55 [#02563415]
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A quick, unsuspecting death.


 

offline welt on 2018-10-21 23:54 [#02563416]
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I wish that the wolf and the sheep will hug each other. Also
the lion and the antelope. I also want D. Trump and H.
Clinton to stroke each other's hands softly and look at each
other with loving eyes. Then they'll look back at their past
fights and laugh about it. Finally I want Jacques Derrida
and Jordan Peterson to form a living ying-yang symbol with
their bodies.


 

offline Tony Danza from fuck to this! on 2018-10-22 00:23 [#02563417]
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Jack's dead, baby. Jack's dead.


 

offline RussellDust on 2018-10-22 11:01 [#02563419]
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Are you a JW?


 

offline mohamed on 2018-10-23 19:22 [#02563474]
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those two are that way on present day


 

offline mohamed on 2018-10-23 19:26 [#02563475]
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ill have to wait the 7th of november to know about the
caries and the end of the year for the fines. not really
worried about that, just something to let go as the year
ends


 

offline mohamed on 2018-10-23 19:30 [#02563476]
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ill enter the safe zone with my driving licence in about 10
days, when it'll be two years i dont make any infraction


 

offline mohamed on 2018-10-23 19:38 [#02563477]
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ahem... when it'll be two years im not caught for some
infraction


 

offline RussellDust on 2018-10-23 19:47 [#02563478]
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He he!

Albert is driving me nuts lately. He’s become scared that
I forget him or can’t hear him so he’s constantly vocal,
unless we’re at home or walking. I think it may have to do
with him going deaf. He’s developped a new anxiety and
I’m doing my best to help him. The other day we were being
dropped off by someone and Albert thought I was going to
leave without him and began barking in such a frantic way!
Usually he’s in the front with me, but he was on the back
seat checking things out when I got out of the car. He
suddenly thought I’d forgotten him.


 

offline mohamed on 2018-10-24 18:19 [#02563486]
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props to Al the commander


 

offline RussellDust on 2018-10-24 18:35 [#02563489]
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He’s actually more of a trooper with anxiety. It’s true
though that when little feel they have to be the boss they
feel anxious about the task. Albert is just a great trooper,
hyper emotional, with little to no patience! :D


 

offline mohamed on 2018-10-24 18:41 [#02563491]
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sounds like me


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2018-10-25 10:23 [#02563509]
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Scalextric please


 

offline mohamed on 2018-10-25 19:46 [#02563517]
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i was all into thoughts and maya just saved me from it,
wanting caresses on the head. love it when she bursts my
bubbles


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-10-25 21:00 [#02563523]
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do you get her something to open for Christmas?


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-10-25 21:01 [#02563524]
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the ones they have now look ace


 

offline mohamed on 2018-10-25 21:22 [#02563525]
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i am saving, but if i had to, maybe professional grooming
for once


 

offline mohamed on 2018-10-25 21:41 [#02563526]
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i wish a new sponge for me, wont wait christmas for that


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-10-25 23:07 [#02563537]
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yeah canine makeover, we used to give our dog a toy every
Christmas and he would unwrap it himself, was great


 

offline DADONCK from here on 2018-10-25 23:09 [#02563538]
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i wish i wouldn't get any presents from my family. i will
tell them this time


 

offline steve mcqueen from caerdydd (United Kingdom) on 2018-10-26 00:11 [#02563556]
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* Peace on Earth
* Good will to all
*


 

offline mohamed on 2018-10-26 16:41 [#02563586]
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umbroman on earth
umbroman for all


 

offline RussellDust on 2018-10-26 18:15 [#02563590]
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Ha ha hyperflake will do it every time!


 

offline RussellDust on 2018-10-26 18:16 [#02563591]
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You want a horny dwarf don’t you?


 

offline mohamed on 2018-10-26 19:52 [#02563609]
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firecrackers time in my area


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-10-26 20:17 [#02563610]
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yeah ive heard a few, I wanted to buy a massive box one
year, I haven't let off a firework for about a decade, when
I was a kid I always promised myself one year im going to
buy the biggest deluxe box I can find, but now im an adult I
don't know if I can justify the expense,


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-10-26 20:18 [#02563611]
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if you say umbroman 3 times into a mirror a gay sex dwarf
creeps into your bed


 

offline mohamed on 2018-10-26 20:29 [#02563613]
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do you still miss freqy a lot?


 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2018-10-26 20:54 [#02563615]
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my mother always watches this show


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-10-26 20:56 [#02563616]
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yeah we had lots of chats


 


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