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- no caries -no fines |
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Went to the dentist today. Uh, I’d like my dog to be healthy and happy, family and friends to be content, and a Switch. |
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- dog healthy and content - sister happy |
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Yeah nice wishes |
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Lots of good arnie movies on the telly, for that rough sleeper to not be outside this year, to find a place |
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Your avatar looks like arnie now |
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peas and goodwill to all men. and speaking of veg, did anyone else used to leave a carrot out for rudolph on xmas eve? was this just me? |
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dunno why that's a followup to mo, i spread my wishes equally thru xlt |
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yeah xeno arnold |
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im going to make a teletext advent calender for my mum and make some ornaments out of matchboxes |
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By the time I was too old to believe in Santa but still did, I stayed up in bed waiting for him to turn up. He had become a bit scary by now: this bloke who will creep into the house I live in, it felt odd suddenly. I must have fallen asleep coz I never saw him. |
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pandemonium |
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Vacation for 3 weeks, where i can just fuck around, doing nothing all day. |
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Santa is such Fucking Bullshit. White Christians getting some kind of sick pleasure from lying to Their Own Fucking Children. How are These People allowed to have kids? |
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I wondered how he was going to get out from behind our 3 bar gas fire, |
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my mum told me santa had a magic key that let him into any house. that's a burglar's tool, surely. when i came downstairs at about 1am one xmas to find my mum and nan eating mince pies and drinking sherry, they said he crept past them to plant the presents (now under the tree) without them seeing. how they kept a straight face i dunno |
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all my presents were on my parents wardrobe the month before Christmas for some reason, I could see the boxes through the argos bags |
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socks |
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i retrieved the missing ones |
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for christmas I am asking santa to give mohamed his other half a brain (it looks just like half a small panettone, don't eat it mo) |
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A quick, unsuspecting death. |
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I wish that the wolf and the sheep will hug each other. Also the lion and the antelope. I also want D. Trump and H. Clinton to stroke each other's hands softly and look at each other with loving eyes. Then they'll look back at their past fights and laugh about it. Finally I want Jacques Derrida and Jordan Peterson to form a living ying-yang symbol with their bodies. |
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Jack's dead, baby. Jack's dead. |
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Are you a JW? |
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those two are that way on present day |
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ill have to wait the 7th of november to know about the caries and the end of the year for the fines. not really worried about that, just something to let go as the year ends |
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ill enter the safe zone with my driving licence in about 10 days, when it'll be two years i dont make any infraction |
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ahem... when it'll be two years im not caught for some infraction |
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He he! Albert is driving me nuts lately. He’s become scared that I forget him or can’t hear him so he’s constantly vocal, unless we’re at home or walking. I think it may have to do with him going deaf. He’s developped a new anxiety and I’m doing my best to help him. The other day we were being dropped off by someone and Albert thought I was going to leave without him and began barking in such a frantic way! Usually he’s in the front with me, but he was on the back seat checking things out when I got out of the car. He suddenly thought I’d forgotten him. |
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props to Al the commander |
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He’s actually more of a trooper with anxiety. It’s true though that when little feel they have to be the boss they feel anxious about the task. Albert is just a great trooper, hyper emotional, with little to no patience! :D |
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sounds like me |
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Scalextric please |
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i was all into thoughts and maya just saved me from it, wanting caresses on the head. love it when she bursts my bubbles |
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do you get her something to open for Christmas? |
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the ones they have now look ace |
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i am saving, but if i had to, maybe professional grooming for once |
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i wish a new sponge for me, wont wait christmas for that |
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yeah canine makeover, we used to give our dog a toy every Christmas and he would unwrap it himself, was great |
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i wish i wouldn't get any presents from my family. i will tell them this time |
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* Peace on Earth * Good will to all * |
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umbroman on earth umbroman for all |
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Ha ha hyperflake will do it every time! |
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You want a horny dwarf don’t you? |
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firecrackers time in my area |
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yeah ive heard a few, I wanted to buy a massive box one year, I haven't let off a firework for about a decade, when I was a kid I always promised myself one year im going to buy the biggest deluxe box I can find, but now im an adult I don't know if I can justify the expense, |
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if you say umbroman 3 times into a mirror a gay sex dwarf creeps into your bed |
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do you still miss freqy a lot? |
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yeah we had lots of chats |
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